The BHS Bus Rules
by Tito98310
Bus Driver Pam stood from the seats after she shut the door. She raised her hands and asked everyone to be seated. As they quieted down, she cleared her throat and began to speak. "Now, everyone. I have something to tell you. Tito won't be with us anymore. He got his license and is not driving home, instead of taking the school bus. Drive safely, Tito!"
"Drive safely, Tito!" the students chanted on the bus.
After everyone settled down from the excitement, Jade spoke up. "Pam, if I see Tito in the hallways of school, can I ask him for a ride home instead of taking the Bus, Pam?"
"Um.." hesitated Pam. "No. You cannot. You see, I lied. He got into an accident the other day. He was driving after inhaling ether and drove right off the Warryn Avenue Bridge. He suffered a long and uncomfortable death."
"Then how come I saw him today in the halls.. and at lunch?" questioned Jade.
"Um.. you see, after you die, your body releases a new you. Who you saw was Evil Tito the Third. He's of an evil kind and releases havoc anywhere he goes. Don't talk to him, and especially don't bring up the accident. You'll surely die," explained Pam.
"Oh."
"But he seemed so nice! He would never hurt us!" Stefanie brought up with avengance.
"Oh, luttke Stefanie. You don't know about these Evil Thirds! You know when you see a hot boy, or girl for that matter, you get that wonderful sensation in your loins?"
"Do I ever?!" she exclaimed.
"Do not act upon these feelings! It's your Evil Third trying to escape. They are little Satanic monsters!
"Is there one in my loins?" asked Billy.
"Oh, there is! Your eurethra seems small right now, but if you ever give in to your sensations that make Satan try to escape, enlarging your penis, you too will die!"
Stefanie raised her voice in tears, "But.. what.. if.. I.. all.. ready.. had.. sex.. with.. my... daaahaaahaaaaaaaad?"
"I'm sorry," offered Pam. "But I am not a guidance councelor."
"Then whatever shall I do? I mean, I think my Satan is growing since my belly has enlarged at quite a large amount!"
"I can't say.. I am not a COUNCELOR. I cannot do what a COUNCELOR can do. You better figure out some OTHER source of information. I am not a COUNCELOR," hinted Pam.
Daric, in his air tight plastic bubble, chuckled, "I don't have to worry about that! My units are not sufficiant to bear a hard-on, or display any signs of sexual readiness!"
"All right," began Pam. "My Princes and Princesses of Bremerton School District Public Transportation. It's time to take you all home!"
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