Authors note: the guy on my game is named Danny so that is what I'm going to call him.
Popuri: Hey Danny wake up sleepy head!
Danny: Wha? What are you doing here?
Popuri: it's an insurance policy.
Danny: Insurance policy? How so?
Popuri: well you know all the girls love you and all want to marry you so I decided to be extra nice to you so you would pick me.
Danny: Do you really think I would pick you? I mean really, a cry baby bitch. It wouldn't work out. Besides Karen is the hottest.
Popuri: well I'm not leaving until you give me that blue feather so nenene bobo.
Danny: well see ya
******Tries to open door******
Popuri: Don't worry, its no hurricane. I locked it from out side now come here and give me some.
Danny: ***starts pounding on the door with hammer*** Ahhhhhhh! Get me out of here!
Popuri: ***rips of Danny's pants*** oh come on Danny, you know you want to play. ***Starts licking It***
Danny: *washed in pleasure and can't rip away* No, no, Stop it!
Popuri: your getting hard, what a man! Your happy I'm here. *Tears off little girly dress**starts mewing in pleasure* I always knew you liked me.
**Out of nowhere a naked Ann comes flying on a rope and kicks Porpouri in the side taking her in the intercourse pleasure*
Ann: oh it's nice to see you Danny, or be your sex partner for that matter.
***Popuri takes Ann by her hair and starts slinging her around******Out of the corner comes a naked Maria***
Maria: I can't be shy all the time.
****Popuri and Ann grab her and pull her into the catfight******All of a sudden Danny feels something cold on his chest. He looks down and there is Elli icing it! **
Karen: KARATE MASTER! AY AY AY AY AY. **Karate chops Elli missing her but opens the door and Karen and Elli fall back into the fight. **
***Danny runs out and grabs the dog bowl and puts it over his It and runs into town***
Harris: so how's your day Danny?
Danny: Its the EXACT same as yesterday.