A/N: Something I just had to write.
NOTE Ranma's Jusenkyo curse is non-existent. If you don't like it then I apologise, for your lack of originality. Click back anytime you wish.
Disclaimer: If I owned Ranma this is what I'd write… since this isn't what happens in Ranma then I give all claims to Rumiko Takahashi.
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-Diary of a Bishonen-
Perverts… Everywhere I go it's perverts… No matter what I do or where I go, no matter what I say or how cruel I sound, no matter if I speak in their language or not… they're there… Those perverts.
They're always up on me, rubbing against me, trying to cop a feel or something… Some of 'em just want somethin' other girls can't have, others want a trophy husband, and most… most just wanna screw… or at least that's how they put it… Age don't matter to 'em, status don't matter neither. Young, old, poor rich, they're all over! And on me most of the time!
Some guys say they'd kill to be in my place.... I say I'd kill to get outta it… Even back in my old school, my old "ALL BOYS" school, I met 'em. Yer got no idea how many times I got called to the principal's office after class. At first I kinda thought it was because I ain't been in school for a while… Then I got a good look in Mrs. Yumiko's eyes. I knew it 'cause I've seen it before. She wanted me… and she didn't care about rules…
I told oyaji. He didn't give a damn. Couple days later I get called in after school 'an… 'an… I still ain't sure how I got out… Mrs. Yumiko had ter know martial arts or somethin' cause I ain't heard of anyone that coulda taken off my clothes that fast… Damn pervert…
Left school and Japan that day… Left one a my best friends hangin' too… Regretted it, but I paid fer it. In China we met the Amazons and I ain't never run so damn fast in my life… not even when oyaji tied fatty tuna ter me and tossed me at the wolves… Swam from China and went back ter Japan and then oyaji drops the big one. I got a iinazuke.
Like HELL I'm gonna get married to some pervert girl! All girls are perverts! And I AIN'T GONNA-… Uh… that ain't comin' out right…
I ain't gay or nothin'.
I just don't want some pervert girl. I want someone who wants me fer me… ya know… Maybe I could give this iinazuke thing a chance right? Maybe she ain't gonna be a pervert or nothin'…
BUT IF SHE IS I'M GONNA KICK HER ASS, AND THEN OYAJI'S ASS FER TRYIN TER SELL ME OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
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A/N: I don't know about you but I like it. It's one of the few times I've ever liked what I've written, so I gotta say I'm scared no one else will. Please leave a review and tell me what you think.