I do not own South Park. If I did, Stan and Kyle would be gay lovers, and Cartman would be dead.
Chers agenda,
J'ai absolument adorent Gregory. Not zat I'd ever admeet zat eef asked. 'owever, I vould geeve up my life for zat Breeteesh beetch, even if 'e told me not to. I do not know vhy…but 'e keeps a strong hold on mon coeur. Eet may sem odd, but I zink zat Gregory may feel ze same vay as I do… Oui, oui, je sais. Do not ever assume anyzeeng about anyone, even eef eet ees about someone close to 'ou. Zat ees ze first lesson to becoming a mercenary; zere ees no vay I'd ever forget zat rule. Mais je suis randonne'es. Nobody-not even 'ou-likes to 'ear about anozer's problems. I veel leave 'ou now and get on veez ma vie. Zere ees no posseeble vay my ranteeng veel ever breeng mine and Gregory's relationsheep closer togezer…
Au revoir,
Christophe DeLorne
My dear Christophe-
Do you really feel that way about me? Well, I apologize that I never realized your feelings for me before now. I hope that you will be able to forgive me… However, I would like to inform you that I do, in fact, recuperate those feelings for you. It may not seem possible, but I would not lie about such a thing to you. I truly do love you. Let's hope, however, that I was not too late in returning the emotions.
With love,
Gregory Moore
Gregory…
'ou vere not too late, mon cher. Een fact, 'ou vere right on time.
Christophe
I love you, Christophe.
Je t'aime, Gregory.