Vegeta flew through the air towards Raditz, angry as ever. His pulse raced, sweat poured off his limbs as he gave it everything he had, throttling towards the other saiyan. Raditz simply sidestepped, smirking as his long hair blew slightly.
This only made Vegeta angrier; He launched a flurry of punches at Raditz, who calmly blocked all of Vegeta's attempts.
What is going on? Vegeta thought to himself, panting from the effort, I can't land a single hit on this guy!
Vegeta continued his attack, but to no avail. Soon, Raditz got the upper hand-in one swift expert move, Vegeta was soon locked in a hold and tossed aside. Raditz followed up with his own series of attacks. Vegeta was helpless to the onslaught. I'm gonna lose…!
"Raditz wins!" announced the television.
"You've got to be f***ing kidding me!" Vegeta roared, throwing down his Xbox controller. "You beat me with Raditz! YOU BEAT ME WITH RADITZ!"
Piccolo sat calmly on the couch, still clutching his controller. "He's not that bad…"
"Are you kidding me? He's the worst player in the game!" Vegeta screeched. His spiny hair bristled with frustration.
"Hey Vegeta! Hey Piccolo! What's up?" spoke the last voice Vegeta wanted to hear after having his ass handed to him on Burst Limit.
"Not now Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
"Hey Goku," Piccolo replied coolly. He was still waiting for Vegeta to stop throwing his tantrum so they could get on with their game. Though, something told him Goku's prescence was not helpful.
"What are you doing?" Goku asked, looking curiously at the screen.
"I just finished beating Vegeta on Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit."
"You didn't beat me!"
Goku looked at the screen more closely. "I dunno Vegeta. Looks like you lost to me," he chuckled.
A vein started bulging out of Vegeta's head. "Oh like you know so much about video games!"
"I play Wii Sports all the time," Goku informed him, "It can't be much harder than that."
Vegeta simmered silently as Goku plopped down on the cushy sofa next to Piccolo. "So how do you play?"
Piccolo handed Goku his controller and began explaining the controls, using all his powers of patience as Goku continually asked which button let him swing the tennis racket.
Vegeta listened silently to the instructions, his confidence quickly growing. He realized, if Kakarot challenged him, he could actually defeat him at something. Vegeta smiled at this thought.
"Okay Vegeta! Ready to play?" Goku asked excitedly.
"Do you really think this drooling monkey can beat me?" Vegeta asked Piccolo.
Piccolo shrugged. "You're actually…not that good…"
"Not that good! I so pwn at this game! I so pwn at every game!"
"What about last match?" Goku mentioned quietly.
"That last match was a fluke. I never should have gotten beat by Raditz. I win every other time! I'm awesome! I'm the Prince Gamer of Awesome!"
Piccolo rolled his eyes. His six game winning streak told him otherwise.
"Whoa Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed in awe, "I had no idea you were that good!"
Vegeta nodded approvingly and crossed his arms proudly. He felt, as the Prince of Saiyans, he was finally being treated properly. He picked up his controller and sat on the couch to select his character: the one and only Prince Vegeta, of course.
Goku squinted at the character selection screen. "Ooo! Krillin's on here!"
Vegeta snorted, "That baldy! He might be even more worthless than Raditz."
"I'm gonna be Krillin!" Goku decided, apparently ignoring what Vegeta had said.
The battle began. Vegeta impatiently made the first move, jabbing at Krillin's short body. Goku (as Krillin) hopped out of harm's way. From the air, he fired rapid KameHameHa waves, several of them conecting with their target-namely Vegeta.
Vegeta shrugged off the attack and raced toward Krillin, firing several more close-range attacks. Krillin was pummeled backwards, and Vegeta continued his onslaught, his punches becoming faster and faster. Krillin's health bar plummeted.
Goku grunted as he tried to get his character under control. Vegeta just started laughing.
Suddenly from nowhere, Krillin returned attacked, throwing a flurry of punches and kicks to Vegeta's surprise. Goku pounded on the buttons as Vegeta grew more and more frustrated. He watched in horror as the health bar decreased at an alarming rate. His return attacks were becoming ineffective. There's no way I'm gonna lose…! Vegeta thought, sweat running down his forehead as he frantically pressed buttons.
"K.O.! Krillin wins!"
"Woot! I won!" Goku cheered.
Vegeta stood with his mouth agape. He had lost. To a gaming monkey.
Piccolo smirked, "Wow. Really pwned him there…"
Vegeta's arched eyebrows bent in a scowl. Goku came up to him. "Hey, I guess that makes me the Prince Gamer of Awesome, huh Vegeta?"
Poor Vegeta… he never can seem to beat Goku. Please review!
