DAVE: BE YOUR SOULMATE
My name is John Egbert and I am sitting next to the most perfect boy I have ever seen. He has perfect skin and hair and eyes and everything. I can see in colour for the first time. His shirt is white, with red sleeves. His hair is blonde and falls perfectly around his face, effortlessly. His skin is flawless and smooth. His black aviator glasses hide the colour of his eyes. I look at his lips. They draw me toward him and I suddenly am aware that he is looking the same way at me. I blush a deep red and move toward him so your shoulders touch
JOHN: BE DAVE YOUR SOULMATE WHO'S NAME YOU DO NOT KNOW
He's moving towards me. Oh shit what do I do? "Hey...I never got your name," I say carefully.
"Huh? Oh...It's John," he answers. John...Perfect. You hold your hand out.
"Dave Strider." Shit, what do I say? 'Oh hello there, I noticed that you were my soulmate do you want to make out?' No, that's retarded.
"I see in color when I look at you," he says, wide-eyed. His eyelashes shape his eyes perfectly behind his glasses. They make his eyes look so big.
I whisper. "Oh my god you're so adorable."
He giggles. "So are you." He's looking directly into my eyes now and I feel like my heart is going to jump out of my chest. His breathing speeds up. So does mine. He inches closer to me and puts a hand on my cheek. It's clear what's happening now. He moves his face toward mine and I put a hand on his shoulder. His eyes open wide and he pulls my face toward his in one motion. Our lips touch and it's the most amazing feeling I've ever experienced. His eyes flicker closed and he lets me pull him into me. He gives a small moan and sits in my lap, facing me. He's being so gentle. His glasses fall off. I request permission to enter by sliding my tongue across his bottom lip. He sides open his mouth a bit and I slide the tip of my tongue inside. He pulls away and rests his head on my chest. He looks exhausted. He has a contented smile on his face and I carry him back to my apartment.
My name is Dave Strider and I found my soulmate at fourteen years old.
