No owney.
"Hey, that is so not fair, yours is bigger than mine."
"Life is unfair. You learn to deal with it."
"Whatever. Give it to me."
"Give what to-ohh, no way. Not tonight. I'm going to some obscure country that's halfway across the world tomorrow. I'll need all the energy I can get."
"Yeah, well, I'm going to…well, I don't know where exactly it is that I'm going, actually, but Komui said there might be cannibals. How are you gonna live with the burning regret when you get news of my untimely and grisly death, huh? Let's see how you'll like the guilt when you realize that the last thing you said to me was nooo, I'm a selfish little albino prick, so I'm denying you of your one great pleasure in life. So there."
"I didn't say that; you did."
"Pleeeeaaaase."
"No."
"Can I trade it for some whipped cream?"
"I don't like whipped cream."
"Syrup?"
"I like my syrup on pancakes, thank you very much."
"Chocolate sauce?"
"Oh, for the love of—you're not going to quit, are you?"
"Nope. Not until you give it to me."
"Fine. Okay, fine. I'll probably collapse from exhaustion and malnutrition and you'll only hear about it when the Earl dumps my mangled-by-Akuma-body onto the doorstep of the Order. But that's totally fine."
"That's my boy. Don't worry, I'm sure Komui's got some insurance over us Exorcists. I'll make sure the cash we get is well spent."
Allen threw his slightly-bigger-slice-of-pizza at Lavi.
In case it was unclear, they were fighting over the bigger slice of pizza. If it was vague, drop me a review to tell me that :D