Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, own neither Naruto nor Alice in Wonderland

It's rated M for a lot of things. Nothing too dirty though.

Chapter One

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Kaori, my younger sister, was staring at me with envy.

"Why can't my dress be blue? Just because I'm eight means I love pink?" She was outraged. We had been invited to some fancy pants dance (ha!), and had to dress the part. Ladies had to wear dresses, men wore suits. I was currently wearing a blue dress with a lace petticoat and white flats. I hated it. My hair was up in an intricate up-do, jewels and sparkles threaded in.

"I wish we hadn't been invited." I mumbled. I was all for parties and dances, just not formal ones.

"Awe, come on. Think of it as an adventure." Kaori said, modeling her own dress. Our dressed looked almost alike, only different colors. Mine was blue and strapless. It went down to about my knees. The chest had large sequins on the chest and throughout the skirt. The skirt was made of chiffon and flared at the waist. Kaori's was pink and a younger looking version, more conservative and went down to her ankles. She also had skinny spaghetti straps.

I looked at myself in the mirror, hating the reflection. It was a beautiful dress, I just didn't want to wear it.

"Tenten, Kaori, are you girls ready yet? We have to go!" My mother shouted from downstairs.

"Coming." I called back. "Come on, Kaori." She followed me out of my room.

"Don't be afraid to smile, Tenten. You're going to have a blast." My mother said, smiling at me. I nodded, not believing her. The only way I would have fun is if something crashed the party. Like, a rabid flamingo or something. I smiled at my thought.

"You look stunning, both of you." She said, looking at us.

"Thanks." I said, sounding more depressed the closer we got.

"Kankuro's going to be there."

"So?" I asked. I looked at her.

"He has quite the thing for you, you know." My mother winked. I sighed.

"He's a... Jerk." I said, editing my language. He was far more than a jerk.

"He is not. He's a sweetheart." Until he locks you in a closet and tries to molest you.

"Sure he is." I looked back out the window, now dreading this party. I hoped a disaster would occur. Anything to make this end.

"At least be polite..." My mother said, giving up on a lost cause. I nodded. I would try.

We pulled into the long driveway and parked behind a line of cars. I sighed for the last time, plastered a fake smile on my lips, and reluctantly climbed out of the safety of my vehicle.

Even luckier for me, it was perfectly sunny and warm, showing no signs of rain. Rain would interrupt the party and everyone would go home. No, there wasn't even a could in the sky. Just a beautifully perfect day.

I saw Kankuro across the party area. He was standing on stage, messing with wires and chatting with the tech people. He must have felt me looking at him, because he glanced in my direction and recognized me. He smiled and walked to me. He gathered me in his arms and kissed me. I gently pushed him away and smiled. Oh, how I hated him.

"How's my Tennie?" He asked, gathering my hands in his. I had the urge to pull them away, but I had told my mother I would try to be polite.

"I'm alright. And what about you?" He smiled.

"Better, now that you're here." I nodded. "Come dance with me." He dragged me out onto the dance floor by my wrist. He placed my hands on his shoulders and placed his on my ass. Not my hips, right on my butt. In front of everyone. I swear I heard my mother chuckle.

We danced for about five songs, slowly making our way to the wall. Eventually, we were out of the crowd and he took my hand.

"Follow me." He said, leading me to the other side of the house. I had a bad feeling. We walked to the other side of the house. I had a terrible feeling at this point. Sure enough, he thrust me against the wall and forced himself on me. I tried pushing him away, but he clutched my dress and pulled me closer. I heard shuffling to the right, but ignored it. Kankuro had tried reaching his hand up my skirt. I aimed a punch to his stomach, but he grabbed both my hands with one of his. He continued reaching up my skirt.

"Kankuro!" Someone shouted. He pulled away, startled. Without hesitation, I head-butted him in the mouth. He stumbled back, blood dripping from his lips. I turned to my savior.

Fantastic, it was my mother. I stormed past her, fixing my hair. Tears came to my eyes as I walked away. My forehead was killing me and I felt violated.

Kaori ran up to me as I approached the party.

"Oh my God!" She shouted, pointing behind me. Probably at Kankuro bleeding.

"Not right now, babe." I said, putting my hand on her shoulder.

"Tenten, look out!"

Suddenly, everyone started screaming and running away from me.

"What the..." I couldn't finish my question before I was knocked to the ground. I turned, expecting to see Kankuro.

Well, I had gotten my wish for a party crasher. I was face-to-face with a huge, white wolf. It was probably bigger than a horse, and pinning me down by my skirt. I stopped breathing an my heart skipped a beat. It snarled at me, covering me in slobber. I didn't care at this moment. It leaned closer and sniffed me. It growled and got off. I sat up and scurried backwards. It turned and snarled again, facing Kaori.

"Kaori!" I shouted. She looked at me with fear. The beast sniffed her and howled. It grabbed the skirt of her dress and started running off towards the forest with her, Kaori screaming the whole time. Without thinking, I got up and chased it.

"Tenten, help me!" She shouted, sticks and rocks hitting her in the face. She was starting to bleed now, and they were getting farther.

"Kaori!" I shouted. Before long, they were gone. I kept running. I had to find her. In the midst of the trees, there was a small clearing. In the clearing was a large oak tree with a hole the size of an arm chair. I heard screaming coming from the hole and my heart thudded against my chest.

"I'm coming, Kaori!" I shouted. I climbed into a hole and began... Falling? I was falling, like falling off a cliff. There were many items down this hole; Rocking chairs, dolls, even beds and chairs. I screamed as I fell. I didn't know how long the fall was, but I wasn't looking forward to meeting the bottom.

So, how did you like it? I hope it was good. I'm not very confident in my writing abilities. So, I won't update until I get at least one review. :) So review, pretty please?