I do not own fruits basket (Furuba) in any sort of way, all I really do own is a house clothes and (_ you all don't care about that do you…didn't think so) ok all I really own from this fiction is some of the randomness and my characters from the . . .well you will see.

Omake Theater: Sohma Household, Pre-Tohru

Many of the students both male and females attending Yuki Sohma's school call the Sohma 'Prince Yuki' but they of course have yet to see the mess that lie beyond the doors of his house. If and only if they had seen what was behind those closed doors would anyone be able to say if he would lose his 'charm and title' at the school. (Knowing those idiots though they would just fix the problem or never talk about it again. [insert a rolling eye motion here])

"This is pretty bad." Yuki thought as he looked at the site before him, "We should really clean soon." He finished as he continued to mentally think about random reasons for why the household should actually clean…for any other person out there in the world the 'what-used-to-be-a-kitchen-now-covered-in-trash' would do the trick and have anyone either hiring a maid in no time or throwing their own personal younger sibling into the mess promising them something like candy and what not if it all god cleaned. (Which makes me realize something, why the hell are kids so gullible?!) .

Sadly for this poor kitchen its owners couldn't…well wouldn't hire a maid for their own personal reasons (much to Shigure's disliking), and well…cleaning was just something they were not known for performing…in kitchens at least. (Now back to the prince)

Standing outside of the war zone the Prince of the school came to a quite simply realization and tossed the trash on top of some of the trash that was already living (and possibly evolving) in the junk yard. "Oh well." He thought "what difference could one more make."

And thus the sea of decay expanded, although very little it was still some advancement in its perspective.

Cleanliness may be close to godliness…

…But if Yuki's any indication there is no correlation with Princeliness.

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Author:

Alright so yes this was somewhat short but it is just the Omake Theater from the Manga itself. (Yes they are important) I will tell you now that some chapters will be longer than others for the main reason that these Omake Theaters and Rants are just there. (or are they, for all you know they could be foreshadowing something)

I kinda am guessing you were hoping to see the other characters- [now imagine the author being thwapped off her spinning computer chair of doom]

NO WORRIES THOUGH YOU SHALL SEE MORE OF US IN THE NEXT SECT- [ok no imagine the lavender haired woman who hit the author off the chair get hit off the chair by the author (who has blue hair)…]

Hush you are going to ruin it. Never the less review and flaming and all that is quite fine…since frankly I don't give a damn about you all… adios.