annoying sector v!

this a story about me (britishmexi) and Jiffy annoying sector v! its gonna be HECKA (i lived in cali for a while, i picked up on some words..) FUNNY! XD!

Disclaimer: i dont own KND! IF I DID MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WOULD BE REAL CHARACTERS! AND THERE WOULD BE A TND AND MOST OF THESE STORYS WOULD BE EPISODES! XDDDDD!

MEXI POV (my name will be mexi for short)

yayayayayaya! my friend Jiffy is coming today! we are going to go to this treehouse and annoy the crap out of people! hahaha like this one time we went to wallmart and walked up to the really old cashier person and said, "dont bend down! we can see your undies!" and then ran away.. i didnt see the pont in that one but the lady was really embarassed though! she said she was still on the plane! it doesnt take that looong though! i mean Texas and Flordia are sooooo close together! F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER U IS FOR- went my ring tone for- JIFFY! yay!

JIffy: hiiii mexxiiii! imm att the airrrporrt!

Mexi: cooloieo! im will be there in... ummm... how long do you it will take if i drive my dads car to the airport?...

Jiffy: if u drove i would say ehhh 3 5 minutes tops lol!

Mexi: kk! ii will be there in 4 minutes! OHH DONT YOU GO AND PUT ON YOUR BLINKER ON ME!

Jiffy: im guessing she is on her way...

Mexi: what! OH JUST SHUT UP! I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE A COP! I HAVE A FRIEND TO PICK UP! OHH DONT YOU GIVE ME THE FINGER! *fingers them* HAHA! TAKE THAT! AHHHH! -caller has been disconnected-

Jiffy: *sigh* this is why I drive on the way to the treehouse.. -caller has been disconnected-

Mexi POV

OMFG! this treehouse is HUGE! i didnt expect it to be this big! "uhh Mexi? u ok?" "huhhh.. oh ya!" i said... ok i already hacked into the mainframe and now we just walk in and make fun of everyone :). iys just so much fun! "lol! i cant wait to see the look on nigels face when we just go and stroll in! i bet he thought his mainframe was super hard to break into!" said jiffy "hahaah! IKR! i mean whoses password is 12345?" "well..." "JIFFY!" "hey do you want to prank call them first?" she said , hmmm that would be fun... "ok! its a new tradition! we have to prank call them before we annoy them!" we high fived on it! and now time for the prank calling :)

( ok lets just say that they put us on speaker... and i will just make them talk separtly so it makes more sense :) )

ring- ring ring-ring

nigel: helllo?

Jiffy: *nudges* you have a brit accent you talk first *whispers*

Mexi: ok... hello why did you call me?

Nigel: i didnt call you? you called me!

Jiffy: Bob! i missed you soo much you big pickle

Nigel: what! im not a- *puts us on speaker*

Wally: whos callin?

Mexi: omg! its peanut butter!

Jiffy: no its fred! duh!

Wally: im not fred... im a wally..

abby: how are you talkin to?

Mexi: im not talking to anyone! you- hi this is pizza hut may i take your order

JIffy: todays speacil is hairy toes with extra fingernails!

Kuki: gross!

Mexi: nation wide is on your side!

Jiffy: decorating easy rooms to go easy decoratings easy at rooms to go!

hoagie: hahahaaha! good one- oww! what was that for

abby: man you soo stupid!

mexi: us! stupid! i thought you loved me!

Jiffy: bill doesnt love you!

Sector V: ... wtf?

Mexi and Jiffy: *austrailian accent* lets go outback tonight! ohh ohhh uhh hohhhh *i dont know the rest of the song*

Wally: racist! *hangs up*

mexi: nooooooooo!

Jiffy: billllll!

~~~~ im sorry but this chappie has been disconnected because wally hung up :( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wally: soo who was really calling us?

kuki: IKR! who did it!

Everyone: (facepalm)

mexi: *sigh* BILL DID IT!

kuki: that player! i mean he said that he loved you! and JIffy!

Jiffy: pfft he loved me more...

mexi: watevr... *throws purple onion at Jiffy*

Jiffy: AHHHHHHHH!

wally: hahahahahaah...

Mexi: aww! im sorry :(

Jiffy: soky... *hugs* *gives wedgie*

Mexi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

JIffy: now we are even... *whispers to mexi*

Mexi: *snickers* ohhhh wallly...

Wally: i dont like where this is going ...

Kuki: you and me both...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to be continued!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ok in the nexy chapter they will actully talk to them! :)

JIFFY ROCKS! :)

~Bmexi27 leaving for tea!