A/N: okay the low down, I just got bored and this scence randomly popped into my head. I find it slightly ammussing I hope you, the audience like it too.
Setting: Max is with Fang they are sitting with their backs against a limestine wall overlooking Trigg beach.
Disclaimer: I don't own Max Fang or Jeb though i do own this plot even though it sucks.
"Max?"
"Yes Fang."
"Did I ever tell you that I love you."
"Yes you did Fang."
"Well just in case I didn't, let me just say."
"Yes Fang."
"I love you."
"Ohh Fang, you're so romantic."
"I know I am baby."
(a few minutes later)
"Hey Fang."
"Yeah Max."
"You know that I love you right."
"Of course Max."
"Ohh , well just making sure you know."
"I know Max."
"I love you."
"Well I love you more."
"No I love you more."
"That's impossible, I've always loved you more."
"Yeah well, I love you more then life."
"That's a big thing to admit."
"I know Fang, but it is true."
"Well I love you more then life too."
"Now that's impossible."
"And why is it impossible Max."
"Because Fang, I already love you more then life."
"Oh yeah, okay then I love you more then the afterlife."
"That too is impossible."
"Now why is it impossible, it isn't life is it."
"No, but you have to be dead to love me more then the afterlife."
"Oh, okay then."
"Fang?"
"Yes Max."
"Why are you trying to slit your wrists with a knife?"
"So I can love you more then the afterlife of course."
"Don't do it Fang."
"Why not, you already love me more then life."
"Yeah but I think you've proven that you love me more."
"How's that Max?"
"Well you're about to bleed to death for me, I think that is so romantic."
"You do Max?"
"Yes I do Fang."
"I love you Max."
"I love you too Fang."
"Well I love you more."
"No fang, I love you more."
"Max, We are not having this again."
"Why not dad."
"Because it is annoying."
"Well too bad cause I love Fang."
"Yes, I think we've already established that."
"Hey Max."
"Yeah Fang."
"Why are you looking so constipated?"
"I am having a conversation with my dad."
"Oh, okay well I just want to say."
"Yes Fang."
"I love you."
"I love you too Max."
"That's it, I am sorry Max."
"For what dad?"
"For This."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
That last ARGH was Max screaming in pain from a brain attack caused by Jeb.
A/N: so how did you like that
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Alex: they liked it now if you did review to your hearst content, and if you didn't send me your critisism, I'll be off writing the next chapter, let me give you a hint it invloves the telephone and another ARGH.
you keep reading, I'll keep writing.