Caine woke up and in his "absolute rage" the first thing he did was take a car and drive to Michael Grant's house. But it looks like other people had the same idea…
There was a long line of people waiting outside Michael Grant's door. Caine made out Edilio, Quinn, Astrid, Albert, Anna, Andrew (wow alliteration!), Drake, Diana and a few others from Perdido Beach. They were all complaining.
"Bro, Why do I have to act so lame! Everyone hates me when actually I'm really hot!" Quinn was yelling at a closed door. Behind sat Michael Grant not wanting to put up with his paparazzi of book characters.
"I mean, I'm so sexy and gorgeous! I can't even get a girl with how you portray me! Even Astrid the Genius won't go out with me!" Quinn lifted his shades and was about to hit the door when Drake pushed him aside.
"What's more important than Quinn is that I don't get to torture enough baby animals! Not one! I only get to bother Diana!" Drake looked around for Diana and gestured her to come over to the door. "Diana tell him how we feel!"
"Yeah why do I have to be Caine's girlfriend I mean Drake and I are actually pretty good friends. We each have the same sense of humor." Diana said but then she heard Astrid mumble which is no humor at all so she stepped off the porch and prepared to kill Astrid.
"Wait, Drake you like Diana too?" Caine said baffled
"Oh Yeah we've been meaning to tell you that she's been dating me behind your back for months now. Ever since you hit her in book one."
"WHAT!? But that was in the script!" Caine protested
"Sorry dude she likes me now." Drake said smiling his shark grin. Caine got mad (wow big surprise) and splayed his hands out and Drake fell backwards. Drake then pulled out his hand gun.
The yard of Michael Grant's was chaos. Edilio was trying to help Albert who was running away from a majickal teleporting cat, Quin was trying to find a way into Michael Grant's house without being shot by stray bullets aimed at Caine, Anna and Andrew where yelling to Michael Grant that they didn't deserve to poof, Diana was making Astrid and Caine voodoo dolls and where were our huge GONE/FAYZ/HUNGER heros Sam and Astrid in the mist of this chaos?
Making out in the corner of course.
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