Isaack the Negro Noodle - Chapter 1 Introduction
Ronan is an escaped chimpanzee from Africa. He was brought to Canada by his mother _. Ever since he was a little chimpanzee Ronan has had a huge appetite for fried chicken, such as KFC, Church's and Popeye's. Hnae can also be seen climbing trees and looking for bananas due to his monkey like insticts. He also loves to eat the wadamelon and has a fascination for Grape soda and that red Kool-Aid... Yum that damn mighty gud Red Kool-Aid. He can often be spotted outside of a KFC or near his house playing Call of Duty. He often gets in calls with several different racist characters, often he says shit like "UAV ONLINE" or "FRIENDLY CARE PACKAGE INCOMING" to which mom threatens him to shut the fuck up and do his homework. Often you can hear his mom saying "EYE SACK Y U NO DU UR HOMEWOK." His mom is Asian, she come to the westewaunt wok. Ronan often gets often gets jumped at school by a bunch of his "Niggas", mainly calling him chimpanzee and telling him to go back to Africa, to which Ronan tries to fight using CoD tactics he learned such as camping, noob tubing, and using mods. However to no avail and they steal the KFC he has and steal his bike daily, of course his nigga insticts kick in he steals the bike back. Often times in CoD he gets in a room where people say rude shit to him such as "Nigger boi" "Blackie chan" and "stupid babopn" to which he cleverly replies with "That's not every nice, you wouldn't say that to someone in real life" However they ban him because animals can't play CoD. Often times he rages at his mother for disturbing his Pony time or CoD time, when Ronan rages he jumps around and screams gorilla, to which his replies with calling Animal Control. However his foul smell is too bad and they have to release him. This is the daily life of a nigger.