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Know Your Stars Revenge

Gespens of the Hidden Dusk

The secret organization of 'People Harrassed by Authors' has held a meeting.

"So as our first meeting of P.H.A, we must agree for who to target first." Said the leader of P.H.A.

"How about someone who is infrequent."

"I know Gespens of the Hidden Dusk!" shouted one member.

"Good suggestion. Let us send agent small to get him."

Gespens of the Hidden Dusk(GHD for short.) was playing a game called Maple Story when he is abducted and brought to "The Room."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" shouted GHD.

"Shut it." Said a disembodied voice.

"Is that you Edward Elric?" he asked.

"How did you know?" he asked.

"Your shortness is hard to miss."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT A FLEA CAN SQUISH?!?!?!" asked the voice. "Ahem. Let us begin."

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars

GHD

He sucks his thumb.

"What the hell? No I don't!"

GHD

He is afraid of water.

"What? I am not, I carry a bottle water with me where ever I go."

Quit lying.

"I'm not lying!"

Hey GHD, you have some water on your pants.

"Eeek! Help me!!!!!

GHD

HE has a bad crush on Umbrella's Worst Enemy.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 2 YEARS AND WE ONLY SAW EACH OTHER FOR 4 WEEKS A YEAR! SO WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!"

Then why do you have a bunch of emails from her?

"Because I don't have her email address."

Sure.

Now you know GHD.

"No they don't! They know nothing about me! I am a not an aqua phobic, I do not suck my thumb, and I most certainly do not have a crush on Umbrella's Worst Enemy!" ranted GHD.

As you guessed, those are all lies.