Chapter 1: Great Minds Meet
God Emperoro Trump looked down from his thrown and saw his deliciously sexy daughter and wife having ice cream. The God Emperor had gotten tired of masturbating to pictures of cheese over the last week and Deicided that it would be good to be fellated by his concubines once in a while. It was time for an orgy. The god emperor descended from heaven and upon seeing him, his wife kissed his huuuuuuuge shaft. This pleased the great one and the Dow rose by 50 points. Trump was so pleased that he decided to take his daughter's breast in his massive and firm hands and upon his wish her teet was stimulated. A sudden stain broke out on Ivanka's panties. She came so hard she had her period. I have decreed yelled trump, I will have an orgy! That's great said Melania, the people we are waiting for will love that. Yeah we would. Said a voice, and trump turned around to find the only man who could match his sexual prowess, Bill Clinton. He was wearing sunglasses. In on hand he held a saxaphone, in the other, the hand of Monica Lewinsky. Behind him were lined up 9000 illegal mexican immigrants.