Keep Beach City Thots
By: Boonaw
It was another day in Keep Beach City, the Subway had just been recently destroyed, and Steven and Ronaldo were out searching for some pussy, cats. The sun was out shining hard, especially on the thots big ass boobs!
"See! Steven you see those things!? What are they doing here!?" Ronaldo said angrily, crushing up his cum rag.
"What 'things', you mean those pretty girls?"
"PRETTY!? THEY'RE FAR FROM IT!" Ronaldo shouted, blushing! "They're, more like… like… DESRACTIONS FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO SPY ON US!"
"Omg, here we go again…" Steven face palmed.
Ronaldo zoomed in on their asses with his camera that had the quality of a potato.
"And it's working…" Ronaldo sweated, licking his lips.
"Well you can stay here and be anti-social I'm going to walk up to them and say 'hi', maybe even get some digits! Wink wink."
"NO STEVEN NO! They're… Teens!" Ronaldo pleaded!
Steven ignored Ronaldo, and began walking up to the thots. The thots looked at him like he were an STD, well not that, because they love STD'S, more like he was a disease.
"Hey ladies, what's your names?" Steven asked, trying to act and sound sexy, ultimately failing.
"Um Courtney~, da you no this lor boi?" Thot 1 asked.
"Ha ha, Ion know this lor boi, ion fuk wit lor bois" Courtney laughed.
Steven blushed, embarrassed by what happened.
"'Ey Becky, u no this lor boi?" Courtney asked, trying to look away from the 500 pound orphan.
"Hahahhahaha! Oh u makin' me cry Courtney, ion fuk wit fat azz chubby kids. Ugly azz. 500 pound azz." Becky answered, roasting the shit out of Steven.
Steven then backed away, pure red, with embarrassment. This is the first time a girls treated him like this. What was he to do?
"W-well! You girls sure have a bad attitude!" Steven fired back!
"Nah we jus' don't fuk wit fat niggas. Deadass." Thot 1 argued, blowing her bubble gum.
Steven was going to reply angrily but he had a better idea...
"Oh, okay… I'll see you later then." Steven smiled, he then walked off towards Ronaldo.
The thot's started laughing at Steven, and roasting him. Steven payed no mind to it though, they didn't know what was coming to them.
"So, how'd it go? Are they aliens or robots!? Or even worse, old women!?" Ronaldo asked, breathing heavily.
Steven questioned his heavy breathing and then looked at his hand… It was covered with the sticky white stuff Steven wakes up with in his pants.
"Oookaayy~… Well it went as bad as it could get, possibly. Those girls… They're rude, they speak like they're retarded… And they think they're the shit!" Steven described getting angrier and angrier the more he talked.
The thots then walked into The Big Doughnut, but not before winking and then flipping off Steven. Making him angrier. They didn't even notice Ronaldo.
"Errr... I'd go in, but they're in there. Stupid bitches!" Steven grunted.
Ronaldo noticed Steven's behavior, he's felt that way before, and it saddens him.
"… I feel your hate Steven, I too wish to bring upon hurt to them, for they have done this to me once, they're bullies! They need to go!" Ronaldo declared.
"I know they do! But how…?"
Steven then noticed a dark, slender, stick, in his peripheral vison. It was Connie of course, heading to Steven's house. Steven then shouted to Connie, this got her attention, and she came to him, like the bitch she is. (I don't hate Connie I just like saying things like this)
"Hey Steven! What are you doing out here, I thought you were home?" Connie questioned.
"I was with Ronaldo-"
"Hi" Ronaldo said.
"-But that doesn't matter! Something else is the matter…"
"What's the ma-"
"FUK U AN YO JOB, NIGGA ION FUK WIT ERNGE MO FOES DEADASS HAV HOLES N YA EARS!" Becky yelled!
"Dumbazz stoe, caint even geta doughnut!" Thot 1 commented.
"Go ruin someone else's day you whores!" Lar's shouted from inside the store.
In the distance in they could hear Sadie agreeing with Lars. The thots were about to reply, but then they saw everyone's favorite wood, Connie! Connie and the thots starred down each other, Connie went from 100 to -100, she was not happy. The thots then walked up to Connie, Steven, and Ronaldo.
"Well if it isn't Connie Imgayforit" Courtney scorned, with a smug smile.
"It's Maheswaran, Courtney." Connie corrected, not trying to sound salty.
The air between them was getting thicker, like my cock, then Steven came in a made it even thicker!
"Yeah it's Maheswaran you cucks! Just get out of here! You fucking sluts, or something bad is going to happen!" Steven cautioned. Then Steven reviewed what he said, and covered his mouth.
That statement did not make Thot 1 happy, she retaliated!
"OH YEA LOR BOI WUTCHU GON' DO, SI ON US!?"
Steven was silent, Ronaldo and Connie sat concerned.
"Ye lor boi keep yo crusty azz mout shut, nigga ain't gon' do shi." Becky made known.
"Oh shut up Becky everyone knows your bark is worse than your bite!" Connie muttered.
"What was that Imgayforit!?" Becky pestered, getting right in Connie's face!
Connie could no longer take it, and punched Becky right in her whore face! This stunned Becky for a moment, everyone including Ronaldo were shocked at what just happened. Connie was feeling great, she had wanted to do that forever! Becky touched the bottom of her nose and looked at her fingers. She saw blood and started to panic! She took out her flip mirror, and screamed! The punch and the blood had ruined some of her make-up, this made her so mad!
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY PERFECT MAKE UP AND MY PERFECT NOSE!" Becky screamed!
Becky then ran up to Connie and punched her in her Jew nose! Connie sat on the ground, rubbed her nose for a moment and got back up.
"That all you got?" Connie taunted.
Becky and Connie then ran up to each other, anime style like, Becky went in for a slap but ducked and body slammed her! Connie now on top of Becky repeatedly punched her in the face! Becky tried her best to block them but Connie's ape rage was way too fast for her! Seeing the struggle their friend was going through made Thot 1 and Courtney jump in! Thot 1 then did a poor attempt of a flying knee strike onto Connie's face, it connected and sent Connie back, away from Becky! Courtney helped the dazed Becky up. Connie obviously was in pain, clutching her forehead! This made Steven step in.
"Oh so the lor fat boi's steppin' in huh!?" Thot 1 exclaimed!
"You'll pay for what you did to Connie!" Steven raged!
Steven then charged Thot 1, he then made a fist and threw a punch! He tried to aim for her head but instead hit her big boobs! But nothing happened, her boobs had absorbed all of the shock from the punch! Steven's face became frightened, he was wide open, a greasy sweat dripped from his head, he was ready to accept what would happen next. Thot 1 then slapped Steven into the next universe (Not really)! Before Steven could regain his balance Thot 1 said something!
"Omae wa mou Shindeiru!"
"NANI!?" Steven screamed!
Thot 1 then shot her arm back and hurdled it into Steven's genitals! Needless to say, he was out!
"STEVEN!" Connie screamed!
Connie got up and was about to aid Steven but Ronaldo zipped past her and crashed into Thot 1, sending her about 10 feet away and lying on the ground in pain! Ronaldo then tried his best to comfort Steven.
"I can see the blue light…" Steven murmured.
"NO STEVEN NO! DON'T GO TO THE BLUE LIGHT! DON'T GOOOOO~!" Ronaldo cried!
"You BASTARDS! How could you do that to such a great kid like him!? AAARRRRRGH!"
Ronaldo then charged at Courtney and Becky with intent to kill! As he was about to get in range, Lar's came running out and held him back!
"AAARRRG! L-LARS!? LET ME DO IT!" Ronaldo pleaded, very angrily!
"N-no dude! It's not worth it! THEY'RE not worth it!" Lars reasoned.
This calmed Ronaldo down.
"*pant *pant I'll kill 'em…" Ronaldo said under his breathe.
"Everyone calm down! *pants I think you girls need to go home!"
The thots all huddled up together!
"Bih we doo wut we wan', ya her' me!? We gon' walk ow-a azzez where we please baaby!" Courtney snapped!
The 3 girls then flaunted their hair and flipped off everyone, and walked off, no one saying a word.
"Who were those girls?" Sadie asked.
"They're some girls from my school, wait no not girls, thots aka sluts." Connie replied.
"Yeah and allot of high schoolers like to fuck 'em" Lars added.
"Thots huh? Well I hate them! I wish we could destroy them!" Steven said angrily.
"We could slash their tires." Lars suggested.
"YES!" everyone shouted!
"A-and cum on their undies!" Ronaldo suggested!
Everyone look at him in disapproval.
"Um what I meant to say was: 'where do they even live? Like can't do it if we don't know where they live.'" Ronaldo asked.
"I know where they live. I see the little shit heads every day. Now everyone listen, at 8:00pm come to my house and we'll begin the plan. Also before that, I'll make a Skype group call and we'll talk about materials we need." Lars announced.
"Wow Lars you're really invested in this!" Sadie said, surprised.
"Well people like to see bad things happen to jerks"
"Well it's a plan, you heard Lars. We'll see you later Lars" Steven said.
"Oh oh! Wait my Skype name is Pillsberrydildoboy69!"
Everyone found that weird as fuck, including me, and I wrote this. They all noted it down in their heads and went off. Connie and Steven headed to the temple, Lars and Saddie went to Lars house to prepare, and Ronaldo went to jerk off behind a garbage container. The clock is ticking! Find out what happens in the next chapter!
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