"Naruto you faggot, come over here!" Naruto heard someone calling him, so he opened his window.

"What the fuck do you want, Choji?" he asked, "It's 4 fucking AM."

"Naruto, if you don't get your clothes on and come down here in one minute, I will tell everyone that you're a faggot." Choji stated and smirked.

"Okay, but you are aware that it's not true, right?"

"If I tell everyone, they will believe me."

"Why would they believe you?"

"Because I'm fat."

Naruto then jumped out of the window and put his clothes on in mid-air.

"I can't argue with that." He said, "You won, now tell me, what do you want from me?"

"They just opened a new fighting club two blocks away from here." Choji said and pointed his finger down the road.

"So what?"

"You remember Billy?"

"Billy the Small Dick? That guy who was known for fisting every female in Konoha back when we were kids?"

"Yes."

"The one that leaved the village at the age of 11 and ventured to the country of Kekistan?"

"Yup, the same one."

"Has he returned?"

"Not only has he returned, he's the one to form that new fighting club! They say he has learned the ancient fighting style of Drilling Fist back in Kekistan."

"What does it do?"

"You literally drill your opponent's anus with your fist till they die."

"Sounds neat, let's go." Naruto decided.

They went down the street and after a few moments, Choji tripped over a rock.

"FUCK!" he said, "My foot is all sore!"

"Well, if you weren't so clumsy, you wouldn't have tripped like a total faggot."

"Fuck you. Well, guess I'll go home and patch myself up." Choji got up, he could barely stand on both his legs.

"What about the fighting club?" Naruto asked.

"You can go by yourself. Go down the street, and take left, then it's just straight ahead." Choji showed him.

"Alright fatty, thanks for the directions. Oh, by the way, you're lame and gay."

"You too, and in addition to that, you also take big ones up your ass."

"Certainly not as big as those elephant dicks you like to get stuffed with."

They laughed for a minute and then Choji went home.

"Well, now what did he say? Go down the road, take right, then right again, then go down the stairs and then take a shit and then straight ahead?" Naruto couldn't remember what Choji said, "Well, I better not screw this up."

He went down the road, took right, then right again, went down the stairs to a lower part of the village, and then took a shit on the road.

"Damn you, Choji!" He said to himself, "Why did he tell me to take a shit? That fat pile of feces."

Then he went straight ahead and saw a ruined house.

"Well, that's gotta be it." He said and entered.

As soon as he placed his foot on the floor, some guy grabbed him and proceeded to take off his pants.

"You think you can steal from me?!" the guy shouted, "Who sent you?! I'll show you, you piece of shit! I'm gonna penetrate that ass of yours till you tell me the truth!"

"DaFUQ?!" Naruto screamed, "Leave me alone, you FAGGOT!"

The guy stopped and let Naruto go.

"You're not a cop?" he asked.

"NOO?!"

"Well, I thought… nevermind."

"Who are you?" Naruto asked.

"My name is Morgan, Morgan Freeman. And you… ?"

"Name's Naruto. Where's Billy? Where is anyone?" Naruto asked.

"Who?"

"Billy the Small Dick, of course! Don't try to fool me!"

"Billy the Small… aaah, I get it!" Morgan laughed, "You got lost, kid! This is not his dojo!"

"Then where the fuck am I?"

"Well, this ruined building is all that is left from the once-known rape club. I'm the only one left here."

"Scuse me, what club?"

"RAPE club, son. This building used to be the place of meeting of all rapists in Konoha."

"Wow, no wonder this place got destroyed." Naruto chuckled.

"You may laugh, but back in the day, we were a force to be reckoned with." Morgan said, "We knew all the secret rape techniques, we knew every way to increase one's dick size, we also knew how to enlarge your balls."

"Sounds retarded." Naruto said.

"Really? And what is not retarded to you?"

"Umm, like… oh, I know. Billy's secret fighting style, the style of Drilling Fist."

"Pfft, pathetic." Morgan cackled, "That's the basic rape technique. Everyone knew it back in the day, and it wasn't really anything special."

"… really?" Naruto got intrigued.

"Yes. The purpose of Drilling Fist is to drill one's anus so hard, that they die. But it turned out to be not as effective as, say, the style of Clapping Balls."

"What does it do?"

"You use your ninjutsu to enlarge your balls, and then you jump on your victim and fuck them in the ass. You need to do it very hard, so that your balls clapping against their ass will eventually kill them."

"Woahh…" Naruto got realle excited. Seeing that, Morgan Freeman thought for a second and then suggested something.

"I can teach you that, in addition to many other rape techniques. Including your silly little Drilling Fist style, if you want. But..."

"But what?" Naruto asked.

"You need to join the rape club. And I don't just accept anyone."

"What do I need to do?"

Morgan thought for a moment. "I will teach you the style of Drilling Fist. Then you will use it on one of your friends."

"Sounds… pretty difficult. I don't even have a girlfriend."

"That's the point. You need to do this without their consent."

"Wait, that would be…" Naruto stopped in the middle of the sentence to realize something terrible.

"… rape." Morgan finished for him, "This is the rape club after all."

Naruto didn't know what to do. He could leave this place and never return, but then he wouldn't learn any of those sick techniques."

"… I will do it." He said after a short silent moment.

"Did you decide who you're going to use the Drilling Fist on?" Morgan Freeman asked.

"I have a friend. Her house is just next to mine."

"What is she like?"

"Her hair is pink, and she's got a gr8 ass."

"Sounds like you're already drilling her in your imagination…" Morgan laughed, "… go now. Go and drill-fist her. You don't have to kill her."

"Alright, here I go!" Naruto ran out, but immediately stopped, "Wait, you didn't teach me how to use the Drilling Fist."

"You literally drill your victim's ass with your fist until they die, or in this case, until they pass out."

"Really?! No jutsu involved, no special training, no taijutsu experience?" Naruto asked in shock.

"Yup, you just fist your victim. That's it."

Naruto sighed, but ran to Sakura's house anyway.

"Sakura, you better have cleaned your ass tonight... Cuz I'm about to DRILL!"

To be continued…