Mascots of the Jedi Temple Chapter 1: Enter the Hamsters, a star wars fanfic

Enter the Hamsters!

There was a knock on Yoda's door as it swooshed open. "Package for mr. Yoda," the delivery guy said. It was a box with holes. "For me a package with holes?" Yoda asked and signed the clipboard that delivery guys carry around. The he took off the lid. . .

There were two cute hamsters inside. "Awwww. So cute they are," Yoda looked at the hamsters with big googley eyes. "Feed you I will," Yoda said and ran off to find hamster food.

The hamsters, meanwhile, jumped out of the box and around the floor.

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"Shaaak Ti! Open the door you will!" Yoda yelled.

ShaakTi, who was going to the bathroom called,"Justaminute master Yoda!"

"Wait a minute I will not! Coming in now, I am!" Yoda yelled and bargedin as Shaak Ti came out of the bathroom. "Master Yoda, what do you need?" she asked. "Pet hamsters you have, need hamster food I do," Yoda stated.Shaak Tistood there,wondering what Yoda had just said. "Hamster food I need!" Yoda yelled. "ah, a-hah!" Shaak Ti said and ran into her closet. She came out carrying a bag of hamster food half her size.

"need that much hamster food I do not," Yoda said looking at the bag of food. "Yes you will, the hamsters breed quickly and if you don't have this much, you'll soon wish you did," Shaak Ti explained.

"humph. Much too big this bag of food is," Yoda huffed as he carried the bag of food on his back.

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Mace Windu was walking down the hallway when he saw it. He looked at it queerly. It appeared to be a giant bag of hamster food with four green feet. He cautiously walked around it and hurried away.

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Yoda was at the door of his room. He brought the hamster food inside and put it in a hamster feeder in the box. Then he noticed the hamsters weren't there. "Gone my hamsters are! Get them I must!" Yoda shouted and ran out the door. The hamsters ran out from under the bed and followed him out and into the hallway where they ran the opposite direction.

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Mace was silently walking down the hallway when something small and green bowled into him yelling, "Out of my way you must get! out! out! out!" The thing jumped on top of him bald head, and propelled itself down the hallway. Mace yelped in pain and covered his head with his hands as he ran to the medical room.

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Ki-Adi-Mundi and Shaak Ti were playing sabaacc with Adi Gallia when the doors opened with a loud swooosh! A green tornado thing rushed around the room. Lightsabers flickered on Adi Gallia shouted, "SITH INVASION!" Then they heard the green thing quietly shouting, "Find my hamsters I must. Hamsters! Where are yoooouuuuu?" "Master Yoda?" Shaak Ti, who was standing in front of the open door, asked as the green thing sped toward her. "No time to talk, hello good-bye, find my hamsters I must!" He shouted as he bowled right over her, knocking her to the ground and running down the hall. Ki-Asi-Mundi and Adi Gallia stepped over Shaak Ti and ran down the hall after the green speeding thing.

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Yoda ran down the hallway trying to find his hamsters. So far he'd looked in the closest room. The next door would be a closet. He skidded to a halt and didn't notice thatKi-Adi-Mundi slid past him, flailing his arms trying to stop. A bucket of spackle hit Adi Gallia in the head as she rushed by, trying to stop. She yelped in pain and ran down to the medical office. Yoda continued throwing a large amount of cleaning supplies out of the closet before he rushed off, not noticing that Shaak Ti was tripping over all the stuff he'd thrown out of the closet.

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Mace Windu was walking away from the medical room when he was bowled over byAdi Gallia. "AAAUGH!" he screamed as he was thrown once again into the med. room with an injury.

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Obi-Wan sat quietly in the room he and Anakin shared, reading a book of some sort. Then Senator Padme Amidala entered. She sat down beside him. Obi-Wan watched her through the corner of his eyes. She just sat there. He cleared his throat, "May I help you, Senator?" Padme blushed, "No. I was just waiting for Anakin to come. I need to speak to him." Obi-Wan nodded, "Riiiiiight." Padme looked at him suspiciously. "Tell me what's really going on," Obi-Wan commanded her. Padme did a very good job of acting confused, "What? I just want to talk to him." "Then why are you waiting here?" "Why should I tell you?" Then Padme stood to leave, but Obi-Wan grabbed her wrist. "Tell me what's going on. I know you love Anakin, but how far has it gone?" Obi-Wan asked. "Is that a challenge?" Padme asked and yanked her wrist away from him. She stood tall and glowered at him.

"It might be. He's younger than you, you know. You should've married someone older," Obi-Wan told her. "What are you implying?" Padme asked taking a step closerto Obi-Wan. "uhm. . . " "Were you in love with me?" "Well . . . " Obi-Wan stammered. "You should've told me. I could've done something about it," Padme said tenderly and took another stop closer, bring herself into Obi-Wan's arms. "So, I did love you, but that doesn't matter now . . ."

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Anakin approached his room and paused at the doors. He caught a snippet of that conversation. The voices clearly belonge dto Padme and Obi-Wan. "Were you in love with me?" "Well . . . " Obi-Wan stammered. "You should've told me. I could've done something about it," Padme said tenderly and took another stop closer, bring herself into Obi-Wan's arms. "So, I did love you, but that doesn't matter now . . ." Anakin burned with rage and burst into the room. "Master! What are you doing!" he yelled. Padme was in Obi-Wan's arms andObi-Wan looked up guiltily.

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Yoda spotted another open door. There was yelling and he figured the hamsters must be in there. "Scared of hamsters jedi are," he reasoned and ran into the room.

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Padme, Obi-Wan, and Anakin were all bowled over by a green blur. It was yelling something about hamsters. Obi-Wan drew his lightsaber and yelled, "PREPARE TO DIE SITH!"

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Ki-Adi-Mundi managed to stop himself from crashing into a wall and started running back the way he had come to find the small green tornado thing. He heard yellings about a sith to die and entered through an open door. The green blur was running around the room, mumbling about hamsters and there were three other people. Obi-Wan wast rying to slash the thing with his lightsaber and Padme was in Anakin's arms. Ki-Adi-Mundi looked away from them and was soon bowled over by the green thing which ran down the hallway.

Obi-Wan tried to go out too, waving his lightsaber like a maniac. "Wait! Don't kill it! I think it's master Yoda!" Ki-Adi yelled. Obi-Wan stopped. "oh?" "Yes, it speaks and sounds like master Yoda," Shaak Ti put in. "Well, we should still go calm him down," Obi-Wan stated.

"Which reminds me, I have to go, see 'ya," Padme walked out the door. "But I thought you wanted to talk to me," Anakin said, sounding hurt. "I did, but I was . . . distracted and then the green thing attacked and I just remembered I have to get my hair cut," Padme explained. The jedi looked at her in shock. "You're getting your hair cut!" they screamed at her. "Yeah. . . " "But it looks good when it's long!" they complained. "Relax, I'm only getting it trimmed," Padme walked out the door and down the hall.

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Yoda ran dangerously fast down the jedi temple hallways. He'd run into several things, but not his hamsters. "Where have they gone, I wonder..." Yoda said to himsef a he careened down the hallway at lightening fast speed.

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Mace Windu was finally out of the medical room. He soon foundhe was hungry and headed for the lunchroom. Mace came to intersecting hallways and carefully looked down all of them before crossing. He was almost to the lunchroom when Obi-Wan, Shaak Ti, and Ki-Adi-Mundi came running down the hall. Mace ducked just in time for Obi-Wan to jump over him yelling, "Sorry, Mace!" Shaak Ti swerved around the bald one yelling, " 'Scuse me!" Ki-Adi-Mundi smacked right into Mace, knocking both of them over, Ki-Adi-Mundi on top. A passing padawan remarked, "Get a room."

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Yoda was searching frantically through every room in the temple. The only room he hadn't been in was Plo Koon's room because he was always playing the Hamster Dance song. Oh, those inhuman words . . .

But it was the only room left. Sadly.

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dee o dee pa dee dee do do dee pa dee dee do! dee da dee dee dee dee do do do do de do! dee o dee pa dee dee do do dee pa dee dee do! dee da dee dee dee dee do do do do de do!Dance in time to the beat! Hey! ya don't even hafta move yer feet! Just shake yer fang like I seen ya do and spinner round and feel that groove! yeeehaw! dee o dee pa dee dee do do dee pa dee dee do! dee da dee dee dee dee do do do do de do!dee o dee pa dee dee do do dee pa dee dee do! dee da dee dee dee dee do do do do de do!come on everybody!Clap yer hands! Come on everybody! Hamster dance! dee o dee pa dee dee do do dee pa dee dee do! dee da dee dee dee dee do do do do de do!dee o dee pa dee dee do do dee pa dee dee do! dee da dee dee dee dee do do do do de do!

Those words buzzed round and round Plo Koon room as he danced around in dizzying circles doing what he called the hamster dance. He jumped back and forth from foot to foot and clapped his hands above his head as he turned around in circles around the room.

Plo Koon was entirely oblivious to the four hamsters hidden under his bed, dancing to the loud music.

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Yoda stopped at the door. He could hear the muffled sounds of the hamster dance music. This was not going to be easy. Save my poor hamster from this insane music I must! Yoda told himself and willed himself inside Plo Koon's room.

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Shaaki Ti and Mace Windu spotted him first. He was outside a door. "Looks like he's going to kill the door," Mace commetned to Shaak Ti. "Let's get to him before he does," she suggested. Then Yoda entered the room. Shaak Ti and Mace were about to enter it also when who should come crashing into them? Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi, of course. They all landed face down on Shaak Ti, who felt like they were playing the inhumane earth sport football.

A passing padawan remarked, "You can't all have her."

The four jedi quickly straightened themselves up and entered the room.

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Immediately upon entering the room, Yoda was bowled over by Plo Koon, who was still doing the hamster dance. "Be more careful you must!" Yoda shouted loudly. But the repetitive music was louder. Then Yoda was knocked down again by Ki-Adi-Mundi who came running in with his lightsaber ignited. He seemed frozen in the air as he landed in the middle of the floor. Mace Windu then tripped over Yoda with his lightsaber ignited and cut a small hole in the floor.

Shaak Ti tripped over Mace and landed in front of Ki-Adi-Mundi on her knees. "I know you know I'mbetter than you,Shaak Ti, but know is not the time to worship me!"

A passing padawan remarked, "Stop playing god. No one likes a dictator."

Plo Koon stepped on Mace Windu's head, and Mace yelped out in pain. "What kind of shoes are you wearing!" He yelled loudly, but the music was louder.

Obi-Wan was not so lucky. Mace had just manage to get to his knees when Obi-Wan stumbled over him and sent both of them sprawling. Their lightsabers cut a hole in the floor and Plo Koon didn't fall in, however, Ki-Adi-Mundi, made a move to slash at the stereo which was blasting the music, and, instead, flew through the floor while his lightsaber made the hole bigger.

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Yoda managed to wiggle out from underneath Mace and Obi-Wan and began to rapidly search for his hamsters while avoiding Plo Koon's dangerous dance of the hamsters.

Plo Koon passed the green blur known as Master Yoda and stepped up on the backs of Mace and Obi-Wan, causing groans from both of them. He then jumped up and turned 90 degrees right and landed hard on the two jedi masters, then stomped off, continueing the dance.

Obi-Wan staggered to his feet, but was knocked over by the green blur of Yoda. He landed on top of Mace who had once again risen to his knees.

Yoda yelled in delight as he found his hamsters under the bed dancing to the hamster dance. He pulled them out into the open and began to dance the hamster dance with Plo Koon and the hamsters in celebration.

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Shaak Ti was in the middle of all this rukus and was covering her ears moaning, "Song . . . too . . . loud . . . killing . . . vital . . . brain . . . cells . . . and . . . important . . . life . . . functions . . ." She was writhing on the floor in a ball and looked a lot like a brown white and red maggot.

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Mace Windu crawled towards Shaak Ti. Plo Koon danced jumped on his back and stomped on his ankled. Mace screamed loudly in pain, but the music was louder.

Obi-Wan shrank into the shadows and curled up into a ball, covering his ears. He rocked back and forth while crying for his mommy.

Yoda, Plo Koon, and Yoda'seight hamsters danced the hamster dance to the inhuman music.

Mace Windu, unable to take it, but still able to move, made a run for the door. Plo Koon bowled him over, Yoda stomped on his good ankle, and the sixteen hamsters belonging to Yoda all danced over Maces shiny bald head, covering it with little scratches.

Mace quickly stood up and ran out of the insane room . . .

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"How did you recieve your injuries again?" Barris Offee asked Mace once again. "I'm telling the truth! I was attacked by Master Yoda, a green blur, Plo Koon, and sixteen hamsters!" Luminara laughed. "Don't laugh I'm sure he's telling the tru . . .hee hee hee hee . . .BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Both master and padawan laughed hysterically. Mace glowered at them. "Why won't anyone believe me!" he wailed.