Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia (and if I did, I would probably end up ruining it.)

I have decided to do more one pieces, than stories. Romance one pieces. Muhahahahahahha!

Chapter:1 Zelos' Bad Day

Zelos flopped down onto his bed. Fan's were banging on the door. "Geez, I don't pester them constantly, maybe I should just find one girl, and disappear into the mountains." He didn't move for a couple of seconds, then he slapped himself "WHAT AM I SAYING? This is my life, all the girls I could ever want! It's every man's dream come true!" Zelos flew out the window. "God, why am I so confused?" he flew around, and soon found himself at Mizuho. He walked to the Cheif's biulding. "H... hey, Sheena, how are you?" Sheena looked over at him, and put her tea down, and walked with him outside.

"What are you doing here?"

"I don't know, I was just in the neighborhood."

"Liar, what do you want?"

"I wanted to spend a little time with you." Sheena looked at the ground, and said "fine, come on, let's walk."

They walked out of the village. "So, how did you're extra journey with Lloyd go?"

"It was alright, he never made any moves towards me though, so I'm not sure if he likes me."

"Do you like him?"

"Yeah."

"Hm, so, are you hungry? I'm hungry, let's go to meltokio, and grab a bite to eat!" Zleos spoke fast. He picked up Sheena, and flew far into the air

"ZELOS! WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?"

"I want a date, the great Zelos has spoken!" he puffed out his chest, and looked sidways at a girl passing by. She looked at Zelos, and flashed him a smile, and walked on.

"Are you using me to show off?"

"Well, no, I really did want to talk to you."

"I have lots of work to do as Chief of Mizuhi..." Sheena was cut off. Several Girls tackled Sheena, slamming her down onto the pavement.

"WE TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ZELOS ALONE YOU WITCH!" the pulled her hair, and slammed her head down into the pavement. Sheena clenched her teeth, then, they all flew off her. She slowly opened her eyes. Lloyd was Floating above them, holding att the girls by the back of their dresses. "Oh thank Martel, Lloyd, you're here. Lloyd put all the girls down, and his wings disappeared "your grandpa asked me to come and find you."

"Why were you in Mizuho?"

"I wanted to see you."

"HELLO? I'M STILL HERE, SHEENA!"

"Oh, yeah, I'm going back to the village, see you later Zelos." Lloyd picked her up, and flew into the sky. "It's okay Zelos, she's gone now, let's all go to my house, and have some fun." they all grabbed onto his pink shirt, and began to pull him away. He jumped up, and flew into the sky again. "Well, I suppose I can't be with Sheena. Ok, how about Colette?" Zelos flew north, and over the ocean, to Iseila. He soon found Colette in the school, teaching. Colette looked at him, and said loudly, "Everyone, class is dissmissed for the rest of the day. A great cheer went up, and all the students ran out of the class, trampling over Zelos. Colette ran over to him, and picked him up. "Are you ok?"

"Just alright."

"Heh, sorry about that. Why are you here?"

"I just wanted to see my favourite little angel. Chosen's have to stick together."

"Zelos, we aren't chosen anymore."

"Do you still have wings?"

"Yes"

"do you still have you're Cruxis Crystal?"

"Yes"

"can you hear small sounds?"

"Yes."

"You still have the chosen's abilities, it's close enough. Come on, lets go for a walk."

"Ok."

They began to walk towards inside iselia forest"So, why did you become a teacher?"

"Because Raine is gone."

"And you do it all anone?"

"No, other's come around, and share stories."

"COLETTE!" Zelos looked up, Geins came flying sown off the cliff. Colette caugt him, but they both fell to the ground. "It's you." Zelos said with a sneer.

"Why are you alone with Colette?"

"Why do you care? Go find Presea." Zelos looked at his feet, and saw a red circle. "Uh oh." he jumped to the left as the Explosion hit the spot where he was standing. Zelos stood up, and looked at his right boot "my beautiful foot..." his white boot turned black. "Come on Colette, let's go back to town." three kids came running down, "Look, it's the guy that master Genis always talks about!"

"Aww, Genis, you are that jealous of me?" Zelos smirked at Genis. Genis turned, and yelled to the kids. "REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?" they all pulled out kendema's "FIRE BALL!" they all yelled in unison. All nine Fire Balls hit Zelos Directly. He fell, and by the time we got back up, he was looking at Genis, and Colette full out, loud, sloppy, french kiss. "Damnit!" he yelled. Zelos jumped up into the air, and flew south

"Is everyone with someone? Wait, Raine, Regal is too much in love for Raine, she's perfect!" he scanned the surface, and soon found Raine, preaching to several people. Zelos landed behind her. "So, in conclusion, I feel that the Racisim towards Half elvs is just plain wrong. We cannot change our parents, and the lives that we are born into." there was a second of scilence, then everyone burst into applause. Zelos went right up behind her "is it just the light, or are you always this beautiful?" Raine jumped, and turned around. "What do you want Zelos?" the group began to break up, and walk away. "Nothing but you honey." "Well, no." "What? why not?" "Because I already met someone." "WHO? I'LL FIGHT HIM FOR YOU!"

"Really?" the dry raspy voice sounded out from behind him.

"Aw, SH don't fucg tell me it's him!" Zelos turned around, and saw Kratos staring into his eyes. "Aren't you still in love with Anna?" "In the words of an arrogant stupid faker, 'there's no point greaving over the dead, they're not going to come back to life anyways.'" "you suck." Zelos said, as he jumped into the air, and flew off, south again

"Ahhhh! Why have they all abandoned me? How about my cute little Presea?"

Zelos landed in Altermia, and walked off to the Lazernio Company. He showed George's Id, and took the elevator up the Presidents office. As he opened the door, he stared at Regal holding Presea in his arms, Kissing her fiercely." "DUDE! THAT'S JUST WRONG!" Regal dropped Presea, and looked at Zelos. "What is?"

"You're kissing Presea!"

"So, I almost had sexual intercorse with Alicia, and Presea's older than she is."

Zelos just stared at them with an open mouth. "GOD DAMMIT!" he walked out, and flew away.

He soon landed in Meltokio. He walked to the middle of town, and laid down on the cement. Within seconds, he was covered ion dozens of beautiful women "this is the only life for me."