Disclaimer: I do not own Pendragon, Minecraft, or anything else random mentioned in this story except the idea.
Saint Dane: "Minecraft!" The incredibly awesome demon Saint Dane yelled into the flume.
Bobby: Wait, wasn't it Cloral?
Saint Dane: Since when did I follow the rules?
Nevva: Get on with the Creep-
Saint Dane: Don't ruin it!
Bobby and Loor: *Eyes wide open in fear* Ruin what?
Nevva: A-
Saint Dane: *Evil smile* You'll see.
Saint Dane: Anyway, once the flume carried the incredibly awesome demon Saint Dane off to Minecraft, an INCREDIBLY AWESOME MINECRAFT CREEPER exited the flume and nearly blew Loor and Pendragon to a million pieces!
Nevva: AWWWW! Why can't they blow up into a million pieces?
Saint Dane: Because D.J and Press would have my head.
Spader, Aja, and Bobby: AWWWWWWW!
Spader: Why not destroy him now?
Patrick: Because, we're eating pizza.
Patrick, Press, Gunny: *Eat pizza*
Nevva: Can I have some?
Gunny: NO! You're evil.
Nevva: So what?
Bobby: GET HER!
Aja, Spader, Bobby: *Kill Nevva*
Nevva: NOOOO! *Dies*
Saint Dane: EEK! MY SLAVE! YOU WILL ALL PARISH IN-
Saint Dane's Mom: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO SWEAR?! *Hits Saint Dane with rolling pin*
Saint Dane: EEK! MY HAIR! YOU'RE MESSING IT UP!
Bobby, Mark, Courtney, Spader, Aja: *Faints from laughter*
FIVE HOURS LATER-
Saint Dane: *Glares at Bobby* After the Creeper blew up, Pendragon screamed like 3 year old girl watching 'Walking Dead' and Loor had to help him get out of the exploding mine.
Bobby: Why did you get to tell the story?
Saint Dane: Because Gorsewhisker likes me better!
Mysterious Voice: Shut the HECK up!
Saint Dane: *Screams like a 3 year old girl watching 'Walking Dead'*
Press: Hey, Osa! Want pizza?
Osa: What is pizza?
Patrick: Shaped bread with cheese. An Italian food.
Osa: What is Italian?
Press: A tribe in First, Second, and, Third Earth. Anyway, want some?
Osa: … Maybe. *Suffers Allergic reaction* (And I have nothing against Osa.)
Loor: CALL THE HEALER!
Patrick: GUNNY! CALL 911!
Gunny: HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU WORK THIS DANG PHONE?!
Saint Dane: *Almost faints from laughter* Jeez, people! This is much better than Minecraft! *Eats popcorn*
Saint Dane's Dad: *Magically appears* WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE, DANE?!
Saint Dane: …
Saint Dane's Dad: IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! *Whacks Saint Dane with a club*
Saint Dane: EEK! MY HAIR! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
Aja, Mark, Courtney, Bobby, Loor: *Faints from laughter*
ANOTHER FIVER HOURS LATER-
Press: It's settled then. NEVER EVEREVER give Osa pizza.
Everybody Except Saint Dane: NEVER!
Saint Dane: PENDRAGON WILL DIE! *Half expects his aunt to come and whack him with a newspaper*
LATER AT BOBBY'S HOUSE-
Bobby's Mom: Bobby! Time for bed!
Bobby: No way I'm going to bed tonight! Or any other night!
Bobby's Dad: Why, Bobby?
Bobby: Because a demon just threatened to kill me.
Bobby's Mom and Dad: DEMON?!
Patrick: *Pops out of nowhere* The word demon is a descriptive word of very, very, very, very, very etc., evil. A demon can also be a creature of the Underworld. *Disappears*
Bobby's Mom: That was… weird.
The next day back At Third Earth-
Saint Dane: *Eyes Sugar* My…. Sugar. Sugar… Mine.
Aja: *Glares at Saint Dane* No… mine. Sugar… mine.
Press: My… Domino. Sugar.
Spader: Sugar…. Sniggers… Sugar…
*Floor shakes, pictures fall, cups fall and shatter*
All: *Turn around to see….*
Queen Kagan: *Squashes all those unfortunate* MY SUGAR! MY SUGAR! MY SUGAR! *Hugs the Sugar* MY SUGAR! NOBODY TOUCHES MY PREICOUS!
Mark: Wow, she really- *Gets trampled by Kagan's bodyguards*
*Pizza magically appears*
Gunny: Hey, Patrick, Press! Want pizza?
Patrick: Sure!
Press: *Tries to pull Kagan away from the sugar* MY…. SUGAR! *Gets trampled by Kagan's bodyguards*
Aja: GIMME DA SUGAR!
Spader: MY SUGAR ON THE KOOLOO FISH!
Gunny: Somebody likes sugar.
Patrick: Let's eat!
*Pizza blows up*
Saint Dane: *Laughs like a maniac* (Which, he is.)
Saint Dane's Aunt: *Randomly appears* I told you not to bully and set pranks! *Whacks Saint Dane with a newspaper*
Saint Dane's Dad: *Hits Saint Dane with a club*
Saint Dane's Mom: *Hits Saint Dane with a rolling pin*
Saint Dane: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Saint Dane's Family: BECAUSE WE DO! *Gets trampled by Kagan's bodyguards*
Kagan: NOBODY BEATS UP MALLOS!
Bobby: Wait. If Saint Dane is a couple thousand years old, how old are his parents?
Mark & Courtney: O.o …Bobby, wanna watch TV?
Bobby: They still have TVs on Third Earth?!
Gunny: What's a TV?
Patrick: A TV, sometimes called a television, is a screen on which the human being watches channels on. On the channels, shows are provided. For example, Animal Planet, Disney Channel, or Cartoon Network, but only if you install a cable box or satellite. If you install a DVD player you can watch movies like 'Coralline', 'epic', or, 'Zombieland'. If you install a VCR, you can watch tapes as well.
Press: MY SUGAR!
Bobby: Jeez, you sound like a golem.
Aja: GIMMIE DA SUGAR!
About three hours later-
Kagan: *Runs off with sugar* MY SUGAAAAAARRRR!
Press, Aja, Spader, Saint Dane: *Runs after her* MINE! *Gets trampled by Kagan's bodyguards*
Bobby: Yeah, girl! Go for it! (They were watching a Reality Show.)
Mark: Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!
Courtney: WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE MONSTER TRUCKS?!
Press: *Insane* *Runs around the room* THE SOCKS ARE GONNA GET ME! THE SOCKS ARE GONNA GET ME!
Saint Dane: *Carries some socks around the room with strings like puppets while sitting on the windowsill*
Press: HELP! HELP! THE SOCKS ARE GONNA GET ME!
Kasha: Are those burns beaning?
Saint Dane: *Falls off ledge* KASHA?! I thought you were dead!
Kasha: What. Is. Saint. Dane. Doing. Here?
Aja: *Drools* Need. Sugar.
Kasha: What happened to her?
Gunny: Sugar.
Press: THE BURNS ARE BEANING! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! THE SOCKS ARE AFTER ME!
Kasha: I'm guessing sugar did that to him, too? *Sees Kagan in her mind*
Kagan: (At Dendroun) MY SUGAR!
Random Person: *Gets trampled by Kagan' s bodyguards*
Kasha: These people are nuts.
Saint Dane: Kasha, aren't you dead?
Kasha: I defy the laws of gravity!
Alder: It is wrong to defy.
Spader: Shut up, Alder.
Random fan girl: LOOK! IT'S SPADER! TOLD YA HE WAS REAL!
*Millions of other fan girls come pouring in through the door and windows*
Press: DEMONS! ZOMBIES! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!
Other random fan girl: LOOK! IT'S SAINT DANE!
*Millions of fan girls come pouring in through the other door and windows*
20 minutes later-
Saint Dane: SAINTS ATTACK!
Team Saints: ATTACK! *Start shooting tak at the Spiders*
Spader: SPIDERS ATTACK!
Team Spider: ATTACK! *Start shooting water rifles*
Press: THE WORLD'S GONNA END! THE WOR- *Tak dominates Press*
Patrick, Gunny: Let's eat pizza!
Aja: Sugar… me want sugar….
Bobby: Get him Villopoto! Yeah! Set the record!
Alder: It is wrong to betray and defy.
Osa: *Watches TV with the teens* What is a dirtbike?
Patrick: A dirtbike is a vehicle, mostly meant for racing. Some can go up to 100 mph.
Loor: What is a vehicle?
Patrick: A vehicle is an object of transportation. A work of machinery. Vehicles include cars, motorcycles, dirtbikes, boats, and monster trucks. *Continues to eat pizza*
Kasha: NOOO! Cinderpelt! Help Silverstream! *cries*
Saint Dane: WE ARE TRIUMPHANT!
Spader: NOOOOOO!
Kagan: Wait. If I'm not a Traveler, how did I get to Third Earth?
Mark: This is complete and utter madness.
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