Fanfic: Kirby Triple Deluxe

High in the sky, past the clouds, an acient kingdom was hidden from the sights of the lower land. A palace named Floralia was in desperate need of saving. On the west coast of Royal Road, 12 Floralia inhabitants waited for their leader of the resistance. "What is the meaning of this?" whispered a Floralian to a friend. "What is taking Natasha so long?" "She's on her way Rose. Patience." Rose didn't think this was going to work. Long had they been under the rule of a great evil. Their ruler, after realizing she was "Dirty and Beautiful" 10 years ago, plotted to take control of the land below. The reason it took so long was because the ruler had heard legends of a great power. It had the ability to devour dark substances. It had destroyed a space jester, a ressurected demon who was supposedly nothing, and an alien who tried to conquer the universe. The queen, knowing that these attempts were foolish, knew that her plan couldn't fail. The ruler would kidnap the hero and obliterate him with one quick stroke. The floralians, knew that if they could call forth this hero, he could save his homeland, free all floralians, and stop their ruler. "Here comes Natasha!" Rose looked up to see her leader, (and mother) carrying a small glowing flower seed. "Rose." Natasha whispered to her daughter. "It's time." Rose nodded slowly. Somehow, what her mother said gave her a spark of hope. Maybe this COULD work. Natasha raised her voice. "Join my voice sisters!" All the Floralians held hands while singing in a chorus."Oh hero. We seek your help. The world is in danger once more. Save us and stop the Queen." With that, Natasha sent the seed down to the planet. "We are counting on you..." said Rose silently. "Awwww. Sweet little faries being idiotic!" Rose turned around to see her friends and mother hancuffed and tazed. "Heh heh." said a guard with a grin. "Lock 'er up boys."

The sun.

It was shining. You're probably saying: "No duh! That's what it usually does cheese nut!" Yeah yeah yeah. Let me finish. It was shining brighter than what it normally does. Why? Because it ain't our sun dope dunner. (Gotcha back!) Whose sun was it exactly? Well this should give you some clues: Who's small round and pink, has amazing superpowers, and eats anything that doesn't eat him first? KIRBY! That's right, Planet Popstar. Kirby was just waking up from a nice sleep. After all, that party at Poppy Bros.' was epic! The small hero rubbed his eyes and stepped outside. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just a butterfly on his head, a pond over in yogurt yard, and an apple tree with apples ripe for picking! "Poyo!" yelled Kirby. "Yeah! I have my day planned already!" Kirby's life was pretty normal. Today, he fished and caught a blooper, went flying with a few pigeons, did a little shopping, bought a 20-course meal, ate a 30-course meal after that, trashed a giant monster with gills, spikes and acid sweat, and went riding on his warp star. I know right?! This planet had shopping, too! The monster? Kirby's part-time job as a star warrior. Wasn't as exciting as the food though. After his lazy day, he decided to call it a night. Really, that's what is was. Night time. "YAAAWWWWNN. What a day." There are a lot of things about Kirby. He was tone deaf, his skin doesn't really protect him from UV rays, he can't swim through strong currents as strong as he is, he eats his enemies yet isn't disturbed by it, but the greatest thing that he does at the end of the day, is when his head/body hits the pillow, he is instantly out. Yep. That's the life of kirby, besides the monster fighting thing. However, Kirby swore that he heard a rumbling noise in his dreams. Or was it reality? Whatever it was, it probably wasn't important. Kirby would see what it was in the morning. It's not like it was a giant structure that was important to the plot of the story. Heh heh... right?

The next morning, Kirby awoke with tired eyes. "Ugh. Why do I feel all... weird?" Kirby thought he felt the house rock, but concluded that was just his tiredness. He went to wash his face and brush his teeth. Even though he didn't have any. Afterwards, he went and ate 3 boxes of cereal. Finally, he was ready to see the world again! He rushed to the window to see his favorite sight: Green grass and a windy breeze. Opening the window, he yelled at the top of his lungs, "Good morning world! Hello grass! Hello breeze! Hello clouds that are underneath my house- CLOUDS UNDERNEATH MY HOUSE?! WHAT THE NUTS?! POYOOOOOOO!" Kirby dropped his tea, ran through his house and burst out the door. "Alright what's going on he-" Kirby began. Looking down, he realized he was in midair. "Of course. Gotta be nothing there." Kirby mumbled before dropping like the base. "WHHHHHYYYY DDDOOESS THIS HAAAPPEN TO MEEEEEE?!" After a long drop, Kirby landed on something hard and groaned uncomfortably. Getting back up, he realized... "This thing is a beanstalk?" Feeling the overgrown piece of vegetation, Kirby also noticed he was more than 25,000 ft. up in the air. "Poyooo. Wow." Obviously, Kirby had A LOT of questions. Why was his house in the stratosphere? Why was his head in the clouds? (Pun) Why was DDD castle uo here? "Oh crap. DDD castle!" You're wondering who DDD is right? Well, he's the king of dreamland. Always causing trouble, stealing Kirby's food yadyadyada. However, Even king DDD didn't deserve to be up this high in the sky. He was probably freaking out now, wondering why his humble abode was ripped from his foundation and resting on a beanstalk.