The Mouse Roars
By Rob Morris
Tom Cat's bespectacled owner looked around the house.
"What is up with that crazy cat?"
His wife had gone on 'sabbatical' to 'mother's house' when his interest seemed more in that question than anything to do with her. He had yet to really notice this.
"Hey, where is that crazy cat?"
As he poked his angry face into every nook and cranny of his home, his answer came by way of a fireplace shovel to his face. Jerry Mouse pointed accusingly.
"MY FRIEND TOM IS IN THERAPY—BECAUSE OF YOU!"
Lesson to be learned – never interfere with a mouse's game.