My first Atlantis fic, be nice, please.
Summary: Rodney wants Carson to move the infirmary and vice versa. A war that'll tear Atlantis apart, and drive almost everyone insane.
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate Atlantis nor it's characters, unless I make up soldiers names cause it's my own damn fault for not paying attention when they say names.
Rated: T.
okay, just a warning, this may have some people out of character, like a girl chasing Sheppard.
Early morning...
"Arg!"
"Ahh!"
"What the--"
"Hey, watch it!"
"Ouch! My foot!"
Traffic jam of epic proportions, about over a dozen people trying to get to the same place. The elevator.
It's weird how most of the science and medical staff start their shift at the same time, how both the science labs and the infirmary are on the same floor, and how there is only one elevator that led to that floor from the living quarters.
Since Rodney had baited his staff with luxory earth time for the most punctual and since the medical staff show up naturally on time, there has been havoc in this particular hallway always at 7am.
Sheppard and Ronon always turn up there after their run, standing on the sidelines, making occasional bets, watching the mob battle it out for a spot on the elevator that holds a max capacity of 5.
Though this morning they got cought smack in the middle of it.
"That's my foot! Again!"
"Oof!"
"Hey!"
"I can't breathe!"
Sheppard could swear someone had grabbed his ass twice and was getting annoyed.
"Okay who ever grabs my ass one more time, I will kick their ass to some undeveloped planet where they can study animal ass!"
An anonymous "sorry" came from the crowd which didn't make John feel any better.
Ronon didn't like being squished, let alone in such close proximity with anyone.
"Move!" he shouted.
As if god commanded it, a path cleared before him and Sheppard, a way from the crowd.
"Freedom! At last!" cried Sheppard, running to the Atlantean version of an elevator with Ronon right behind him. Inside the elevator, John quickly closed the doors just in time to hear...
Slam! Thump, thump thump!
The mob of people had reached the elevator.
John made a quick sigh of relief, while Ronon straightened out his clothing. John then noticed they weren't alone, Zelenka writing somethings on a clippboard stood next to him and a pretty nurse.
"Going up?" asked John to the nurse smiling.
The nurse, familiar with Colonel Sheppard's antics on flirting with nurses, turned her head away.
"Uh, yes please," answered Zelenka, only taking a quick glance from his work, not really caring they weren't talking to him.
"Right," replied John slowly, pushing the spot on the data board in the elevator, the lift started moving.
One of the things John liked about the infirmary was the pretty nurses, some of which thought him very handsome and liked his flattering comments. This nurse was not one of them.
"Colonel, I am married," the nurse replied tersely. moments before she had threatened to break his arm though he did not fall for it.
"Damn!"
The lift stopped and the doors to the elevator opened and the nurse quickly walked out, turned right, and fast walked down the hall to the infirmary.
"I could have sworn she was single last week..." mused John. Ronon shrugged, he didn't even know half the people here.
"LOOK OUT!" a shout rang down the hall, followed by a loud noise that was getting closer to them.
It was a large cart, no doubt full of heavy expensive equipment. The cart was flying down the hall, right towards Zelenka who was too preocupied with his work to notice the cart headed towards him at an outrageous speed. At the last moment, Ronon grabbed the scientist out of the way as the cart wizzed past them.
At the end of the hall where the cart had come from, Rodney Mckay stood with his 'It was an accident' and 'oops my mistake' sheepish face on. "Um... sorry!" he called to them.
"Rodney! What was that for? Zelenka was almost roadkill!" John half wanted an explanation and half just wanted to shout at rodney for being a pain in the ass. The named Zelenka, walked past glaring at Rodney.
"That wasn't for you, it was for Carson, I was returning some equipment I borrowed," Rodney simply stated as though trying to run people over with a heavy cart was a usual daily thing. "I guess there is one thing about being on the same floor."
"Oh not this again!" groaned John, ever since Dr. Weir had put the infirmary on the same floor as the science labs, Rodney had been complaining almost every chance he got. John was about to yell at Rodney some more when a loud crash told him that the cart had arrived at it's final destination, the infirmary.
"You're in trouble now..." taunted Ronon, knowing well how upset the good doctor could get. And as if on cue,
"RODNEY!!!!!"
"Uh oh," said Rodney with a grin, and started up the stairs that headed towards the main tower where the stargate was. John and Ronon watched as he went up, giggling a bit. John thought that was weird since usually Rodney got very upset when some piece of equipment got damaged, Atlantean or no.
"He's enjoying himself way to much," John said and Ronon agreed.
"RODNEY! You little bugger! You dirty, rotten... FROG! You know what? You're a frog! You!...You!... You!... FROG!!!" shout a person in a white coat. Carson Beckett was red with anger, and looked like he was going to strangle something, which would probably be rodney when he got his hands on him.
"Gee, doc, you must be really mad at him if all you can think to call him is a frog," said John, his side nearly exploded from holding in his laughter unless suffer the angry Scottish doctor's wrath. Ronon on the other-hand laughed, and had the doctor's attention, which he regreted now.
"Think that's funny do yeh? Well we'll see if it's funny when check ups come around, now shut up!" scolded Carson as he climbed the lader, John and Ronon followed. "I have to catch that frog, or get to Dr. Weir first before he does. That cart injured three of my medical staff!"
"Not the blonde with the dimples, I hope?" asked John, almost inconsiderate of the situation.
"No," Carson said curtly, never one to promote John's flirting with his medical staff.
"Good, that means I still have a date for thursday night!"
"John! You have to stop seducing my medical staff!"
"What? They're pretty!"
"JOHN!"
"Alright I'll cut back a few women. Hey don't forget about Rodney aka 'the frog'"
End Chapter 1.
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