Chapter 1: Lick You Where You've Never Been Licked Before

Dedicated to shamybabboos: The dark days are gone, and the bright days are here.

-Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML-

Warning: Dangerously sweet OOC Sheldon. Rating M.

"Sheldon," she whispered.

"Yes?"

"Sheldon, let go."

"…"

"Sheldon!"

"Yes?"

"Let go."

"Of what?

"My breast."

As if to make a point, he burrowed his face further in to her neck, pressed his tall figure to her backside, and he squeezed the soft organ in question with his left hand. He felt smug and haughty. And there was no reason he shouldn't be.

You see. There are seven days in a week. And out of seven, both scientists- respected and celebrated in their own fields- have to get up in the crack of dawn in all five weekdays to start getting ready for their jobs. And out of the remaining two days, Sheldon has to get out of bed before 6:15 AM to watch Doctor Who on Saturday.

Finally, on the glorious morning of Sunday, Dr. Sheldon Cooper gets to stay in bed with his girlfriend Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, while he enjoyed her feminine presence and squeezed all the desirable parts of her body. He should feel smug and haughty.

She was his. All his.

Amy felt slightly crushed under her boyfriend's weight as he moved his long legs to wrap around her hips while he hummed near the back of her neck, his lips slowly working its way towards her tender earlobes. She now genuinely understood when Sheldon made a comment about a boa constrictor, as he was wrapping himself around her like a coil would around a transformer.

She was not getting away today.

"Sheldon, I propose to negotiate an arrangement," seeing as she could not get away using physical force, Amy decided to talk her way out of the situation.

It's not that she didn't like his company and his affections. She cherished the way he would always curl in to a ball of fluff whenever they were in the comfort of privacy. But Amy was not particularly fond of mornings, and always chose to get out of bed as soon she woke. All thanks to growing up with a neurotic mother who believed that girls sleeping in were prone to ungodly sins and teenage rebellion.

The lack of a waterbed in Sheldon's room might have contributed to it too.

"Does it involve me lovingly strangling you like a boa constrictor on my bed, little lady?"

"Uhh…no."

"Does it involve me burying my face in to your bosom while I sleep?"

"No."

"Then I have to decline."

Sheldon's thumb traced the hardening areola through her pajama tops. He loved the texture and sensitivity of it, and often calculated how long it would take before they came in to full attention and his girlfriend would curl her toes with his touch. And by the sound of his girlfriend's sudden erratic breathing, he was doing a fine job.

A brief momentary silence filled the room as Sheldon slowly continued his ministrations on her body as he kept his eyes closed. He enjoyed the proximity while the fragrance of her shampoo filled his respiratory system. Coconuts.

"Proposal," He was slowly drifting in to sleep when Amy whispered in to the silent room. "I make your favorite breakfast and bring it to bed. French toast with butter and syrup."

"Counter proposal," his breath tickled the back of her neck as his hand slowly slipped under her pajamas from between the buttons. "One wild Sunday morning of torrid lovemaking that soothes my soul and inflames my loins."

"We cuddle," Amy's voice cracked as his long fingers found the flesh of her bosom and started stroking it. "And I wear your flash shirt while watching one of your Star War…trek things."

"We make love in the living room," Sheldon gave her breasts a firm squeeze and gave her neck a playful bite, "while you wearing your Lieutenant Uhura's uniform."

"How about," Amy turned her body towards Sheldon who still had this eyes closed, and whispered with her smexillicious voice. She dangerously hovered her fingers near the semi erect tent on his pajama bottoms, almost touching it, "I lick you where you've never been licked before."

That did it.

He halted his strokes on her chest as his eyes fluttered open. "You...uhh, you mean you will...?" Sheldon's voice cracked as he pondered the implications of her words. He had to be sure.

His light blue eyes stared in to her green ones and realized that she was serious. He gulped. He knew that she'd never done that on him before. And he would be lying he is said he wasn't looking forward to when she would be ready to…to give him oral gratification.

"Proposal accepted."

Before Amy could even blink, Sheldon captured her lips and rolled on top of her. He grabbed both her arms and pinned them above her head roughly as he grinded his erection to her pelvis. Amy let out a soft moan as his mouth trailed down her neck, giving her sweet butterfly kisses.

"Uh, Sheldon…" Amy managed to talk between her heavy breathing. "How about you go in to the shower and I join you. To put this proposal in to action, effective immediately."

Sheldon stopped his movements to stare at her smiling face before saying, "copy that, little lady." He gave her one last passionate kiss on the lips before getting off of her and hurrying his way to the bathroom. Amy slowly pulled herself up and combed through her hair. It was 11 O Clock in the morning and she was going to give her lovingly, sweet boyfriend a blowjob of his lifetime. It was time to be adventurous!

Amy had always wanted to try it, ever since Penny told her how much guys loved and enjoyed the experience. And since Amy had gotten intimate with Sheldon, girls night was pretty much unadulterated crotch talk with no filters.

Amy made her way towards the bathroom and heard the water running. On the way, she tried to remember all the tips and information on fellatio she had acquired through her extensive research for the past couple of days. She was a scientist, and she knew that proper, deep research was key element to scientific experiments.

Amy entered the bathroom and rid herself from her attire before placing them next to Sheldon's pajamas which were folded neatly on the counter. She entered the tub and drew the curtains close. Then, she kissed the back of her boyfriend's shoulder, who was under the warm flowing water while he stroked his length.

Upon her feeling her touch, Sheldon turned to look at her before wrapping his arms around her naked waist and nibbling on her earlobe. "I missed you…" he mumbled as his hands made its way down her posterior. He gave the firm globes a squeeze before he rubbed his erect nether regions near her entrance.

Amy started kissing his chest and went down until she was faced to face with his throbbing shaft. She took him in to her delicate hands before giving it a stroke. At this point, Sheldon had grabbed her hair and nudged her head, as he felt the warm water cascade down his backside.

Someone is impatient, Amy thought with an internal smile.

Amy kissed the tip of his thick appendage and she could hear him gasping as he chanted, "Amyamyamyamy…"

Deciding not to torture him any longer, she swallowed his length as far as she could while slowly administering ministrations to the base.

"Oh…dear lord, Amy."

It wasn't long before she was bobbing her head up and down with his hands gripping her hair. He was having the time of his life, when something clicked.

"Amy…I think I…finally understand…what my dad meant when he said oral gratification."

His little revelation caught Amy off guard. She turned her body to look up at him, but slipped her knees under the running water and before she could prevent what was about to come, she headbutted her boyfriend right where the sun doesn't shine.

Amy could see the horror in his face as he eyes grew wide like two saucers on a pretty plate. Amy quickly gathered herself up and turned off the tap and looked at his boyfriend who was still frozen to his spot. She could see that he was desperately trying not to scream.

"Uhh…Sheldon… Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I swear it wasn't on purpose! There was water, and I slipped. Oh dear."

Sheldon let out a small whimper as Amy grabbed a towel and wrapped around his trembling frame.

.

Amy had dressed Sheldon and gave him a cup of tea. It seemed like he was in a state of eternal shock, and Amy was starting to really worry about him. Sheldon sat on his spot on the couch while holding an ice pack to his groin. He was still not talking.

Amy took a plate full of crackers to the coffee table before sitting near him, who was staring distantly in to space.

"Sheldon, I said I'm sorry," she touched his knees lightly and he finally looked at her.

"It's all alright. I was just in shock," he managed to give her a small smile and she sighed in relief.

"I know. I was just caught off guard when you made that comment. Does it still hurt?"

"A little," Sheldon paused as if thinking deeply. "But I think there's something you could do."

"Oh, sweetheart, anything!" Amy grabbed his hands in hers, hoping to make it up to him. She wasn't fond of wearing that Star Trek uniform to bed, but at this point, she was very willing.

"You could kiss it better."

These stories are are prompts taken from fmylife. The coming chapters are not linked to each other because these are all one shots.

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