The Duo Maxwell Song
By Charles Xavier
Are you ready, Gundam pilots?
Aye, aye, Relena!
I can't hear you!
AYE, AYE, RELENA!
OOOOOOH!
Who is that pilot who looks so girly?
Duo Maxwell!
Muscular and handsome but smelly is he!
Duo Maxwell!
If the Deathscythe Hell is something you wish.
Duo Maxwell!
Then run away, people! It stinks like a fish!
Duo Maxwell! Duo Maxwell! Duo Maxwell!
Duo…Maxwell! Hee! Hee!
Author's Note: No, I have nothing against Duo Maxwell. I just felt like writing an amusing song on him!