Ryo: Welcome to one of the best ideas I've ever thought of!
Ritsu turning into a-
*Ritsu quickly puts her hand over my mouth.* Mmf, mmf!
Ritsu: S-So, I hope you enjoy the whole story, eheh! *Removes hand*
Idiot, don't tell them!
Ryo: I don't want to be called that by someone who also is an idiot!
Ritsu: *raises fist*
Ryo: *watches in horror* P-PLEASE REVIEW, FOLLOW AND FAV AFTER THE STORY AHHH!
Rikku!
Ahh, it was a normal, sunny and fresh morning in Kyoto. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping...
A day can't get ANY better than this.
"ITAI!"
Okay, I guess it can...
"Baka!" Mio grumbled and crossed her arms and she turned away from Ritsu.
"Mou, Mio! Why, you don't want to get wild during your teenage days- ITAI!"
"URUSAI!"
"Sorry~!"
Ritsu almost did something that Mio wouldn't forgive her for.
Cutting her world-record and beautiful hair.
Ah, remember that time when Yui was willing to get a new haircut and that Mio joked about how she wanted this crazy haircut on the magazine?
Heh, Ritsu can't get any happier to help.
But too bad because (luckily) Yui warned Mio about Ritsu.
She was so close, too.
"Jeez, Ritsu! Why MY hair and not YOURS?" Mio asked angrily.
"Because I thought it was the Knight's job to help her princess- ITA-I~!" Mio blushed furiously as she gave Ritsu another good smack on the head.
"Mamamamamma, Mio! I think Ritsu's had enough." Mugi said, her eyes sparkling. Azusa sweat-dropped.
"This baka can never get enough. I've been smacking her since elementary school." Ritsu chuckled at Mio's 'compliment'.
"But it's the most effective way to get your attention..." Mio blushed again.
"Why can't you get my attention another way?!" Mio shouted in embarrassment. Ritsu pouted cutely.
"Because your reactions are so entertaining..."
"Captain, run!"
"...Huh?"
"TAINAKA RITSU!"
Smack! ×100
Ritsu's HP: 0
"Oh, she fainted." Yui said as she waved her hand in front of Ritsu's face. Ritsu was lying on the ground, unconscious.
"That was brutal, Mio-senpai."
"She deserved it, though. That baka."
"You didn't have to give her a hundred smacks, though."
"Just like how Yui-senpai doesn't have to give me a hundred death grips..." Azusa grumbled softly. Unfortunately, Yui heard her. She jumped into Azusa.
"Kyaaah~!"
"Awww, Azu-nyan! But then I won't have the Azu-energy to practise and play, then!"
"But you just want to hug me!"
"Heehee~!"
Mugi secretly nosebleeds as she watched the 'physical contact' between the two. Mio watched, sweat-dropping.
K-ON!
"Bye, guys!"
"Bye, see you tomorrow!"
"See ya!"
The Light Music Club waved goodbye as it was time to separate. Mio, who was having a hard time carrying the unconscious Ritsu behind her back, walked back towards Ritsu's house to drop her off.
DING DONG
Satoshi opened the door. He seems to be in a good mood, until he made a confused look at Mio.
Mostly at Ritsu.
"M-Mio-neechan...?" Satoshi blurted out. Mio made an 'I know' look. Satoshi moved aside to let her in. Mio went straight to Ritsu's room and gently placed her on her bed. She stared at Ritsu as she slept peacefully.
"Mou, Ritsu. The princess had to carry her unconscious Knight to the Knight House." Mio said unconsciously. And after that, she left while waving Satoshi goodbye to go back to her own house.
K-ON!
"Nee-chan, nee-chan, nee-chan!" Ritsu finally woke up from her sleep. She lazily stared at Satoshi, who was looking at her, annoyed.
"Oi, it's dinner time. Hurry up and cook dinner."
"But you're old enough~!"
"It's your turn today, nee-chan." Ritsu grumbled and finally went to the kitchen to cook them dinner. As Ritsu left the room, Satoshi made a troll neko face.
"Hahahahaha I tricked her!" Satoshi quietly laughed. "So easy!"
K-ON!
"That was refreshing..."
Ritsu said with a towel wrapped around her neck. She just got out of the shower.
Well, more like a hot bath.
Suddenly, Ritsu's phone buzzed. Someone was calling her. Ritsu grabbed her phone and checked the caller.
"Mio..." Ritsu muttered as she accepted the call.
"Hey, Ritsu."
"Hey, Mio. Why are you calling so late? I'm about to sleep now."
"Oh, sorry. I just...you know...well...wanted to see if you're sleepy..."
"Heh, yeah I'm sleepy. I know I just woke up from a nap but...wait a minute...how DID I end up in my house after I woke up?! Last time I remembered was at the school!"
"Oh...I carried you back." Ritsu blushed furiously.
"T-Thank you...You're much heavier though."
"Baka. Wait for my fist tomorrow."
"Okay okay okay! I'm sorry, Mio-sama!" Ritsu heard her sigh.
"Jeez, fine you idiot. I'm gonna hang up now. Goodnight and bye."
"Heh, yeah. Night, Mio!"
And just like that, the call ended.
Ritsu turned off the lights and hopped onto her bed.
She was actually pretty sleepy so she dozed off the moment her head hits the pillow.
K-ON!
"Argh!" Ritsu grumbled as she turned to sitting position. She had just awoken from a terrible dream.
Dang, I had no idea I can actually be a real Knight...
And that Mio was my real princess...
Yes, she considered it as a nightmare.
"Gagh...Why do I feel so hot...?" Ritsu muttered as she touched her forehead. She felt extremely hot and was sweating hard right now.
It was in the middle of the night, too!
Then, everything turned blurry.
"Wha...wha?" Ritsu said stupidly as she dozed off again.
K-ON!
"Ritsu...Ritsu... Ritsu!" Ritsu finally woke up from her sleep. She saw Mio shaking her behind the blanket. The comfy blanket and the comfy bed is just so comfy...
"No~!" Ritsu whined as she grabbed the blanket and covered herself.
"Get ready for my fist-"
"NO NO OKAY!" Ritsu finally got off the bed. Mio gasped in horror. Ritsu looked at her, puzzled.
"R-R-R...Who are you?!" Ritsu stared at her blankly.
"Huh? Why it's me Ritsu- wait a minute...Why does my voice sound so deep?" Ritsu stared at herself.
Her pajamas feel so tight...
Why?...
She rushed to the bathroom and looked into the mirror. She gasped in horror too.p
Correction, HE.
Ritsu backed away and fell down.
"WHAT!"
Then the door opened.
"Nee-chan, will you keep it down?!" Satoshi scolded. He only found Mio, who was staring at him, terrified.
"What's wrong? Where's nee-chan?" Mio pointed to the bathroom. Satoshi groaned. He walked towards the bathroom and opened the door, revealing Ritsu who was sitting on the ground, looking at him in horror.
"Nee-chan- WHA! WHO ARE YOU?!" Satoshi screamed as he pointed at Ritsu.
Thank goodness their parents aren't at him right now...
"Hello...Satoshi..."
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, STEALER!" Satoshi jumped onto Ritsu and started punching HIM with all his strength. Mio just watched in horror.
"SATOSHI...STOP...IT'S ME!...RITSU...STAHP!" Ritsu managed to say between punches.
"PROVE IT! WHAT'S NEE-CHAN'S FAVORITE COLOR?"
"YELLOW!"
"WHO'S NEE-CHAN'S BEST FRIEND?"
"AKIYAMA MIO!"
"WHAT INSTRUMENT DOES NEE-CHAN PLAY?"
"DRUMS!"
"WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BAND NEE-CHAN'S IN?"
"HOUKAGO TEA TIME NOW LET ME GO!"
Mercifully, Satoshi jumped out of Ritsu, who was panting really hard.
"What happened to you, nee-chan?! Why are you a boy!"
"I don't know!" Ritsu shouted back at Satoshi. Mio, who finally recovered from her fright, walked to Ritsu.
"How are you supposed to go to school now?" Mio asked.
"You don't care about me, Mio-chuan~?" Mio raised her fist.
"No no, I'm sorry!" Thankfully, Mio put down her fist.
"Just wear a hoodie or a jacket and hide yourself, I guess. Now hurry up! Take a shower and brush your teeth! I don't think there's time for breakfast..." Ritsu fumbled with her fingers. "What?"
"Yeah..about that 'shower' part..."
"Yeah? What?" Ritsu looked up at Mio, embarrassed as she scratched the back of her neck.
"It's just my private part..." Mio blushed furiously.
"JUST TAKE A SHOWER!"
K-ON!
Ritsu wore her black hoodie and covered her head.
"Ready?" Mio asked
"Yeah." Ritsu said. They began to walk to school. It was awkward.
"What happened to you, Ritsu?" Mio asked. Ritsu sighed.
"I don't know what happened." Ritsu said. After that, they just walked to school in silence.
K-ON!
"Akiyama Mio?" The class looked at each other. Especially the rest of the Light Music Club.
"Yamanaka-sensei, Tainaka Ritsu and Akiyama Mio aren't here yet..." Ichigo said. No one noticed, but the back door secretly opened and Ritsu and Mio secretly went to their own seats.
Unfortunately, Yui spotted them both and did what an airhead would do. She did not get the situation.
"Ah! Mio-chan and...huh?" Yui said, puzzled. Ritsu got tense. They both gave up and stood up.
"Tainaka-san? Is that you? If it is, then please remove the jacket." Mio suddenly talked back.
"She can't because um...uh...She..."
"Yes, Akiyama-san?" Sawako waited for her response.
"She has a face problem right now." Mio responded. Sawako looked at them suspiciously, then told them to sit down and continued on with the lesson.
K-ON!
"Class dismissed." Everyone in class sighed in relief after an hour long documentary about history.
Yui rushed to Ritsu.
"Ricchan, what happened? Why are you wearing a hoodie?" Ritsu flinched. He looked at Mio for help. Mio was busy talking to Mugi.
Ritsu spotted a piece of paper and a pencil so he grabbed them and wrote something and gave it to Yui.
I'll explain it later. It said on the note. Yui pouted. Before she could whine, Ritsu ran and grabbed Mio and ran outside the classroom. Mugi and Yui stared as they disappeared from their sight.
K-ON!
Ritsu slammed the door of the clubroom and tried to catch her breath. Mio did the same.
"Ritsu...what the hell!" Mio scolded. Ritsu removed her hood and stared into Mio.
"Help...me."
Mio grabbed Ritsu's collar and dragged him to his seat.
"Just stay here and explain." Mio walked to her own seat and sat down as they both waited for Yui, Mugi, Azusa Sawako's arrival.
K-ON!
"Mio-chan, Ricchan! You're here!" Yui exclaimed as they finally arrived. Ritsu started sweating like crazy.
"Calm down." Mio said. Yui ran and took her seat to Ritsu. She hugged him.
"Mou, Ricchan! You looked so scary in the hood!" Yui said as she removed herself from Ritsu. She looked at him. Everyone looked at Ritsu.
"RICCHAN/ RITSU-SENPAI?!" Ritsu rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
"H-Hey..."
"You're voice is so deep!"
"Wow, your face structure..."
"You're a boy!"
"Wow, so handsome..."
Sawako appeared out of nowhere and said the last line. She realized what she had just said and quickly covered her mouth.
"What happened!"
"I don't know!" Ritsu said for the umpteenth time today. Yui couldn't control herself and found herself hugging Ritsu.
"Cute..." Ritsu blushed furiously.
This somehow caused Mio's heart to ache.
"Mou, Yui-senpai! Stop doing that." Azusa scolded. Yui just pouted.
"Why? Azu-nyan, are you jealous?"
It was now Azusa's turn to blush.
"M-Mou! I'm not!"
"Don't worry, Azu-nyan! You're my favorite person and neko in the whole wild world!" Yui said cheerfully. Azusa turned her head away.
"I SAID I'M NOT JEALOUS!"
"You're forgetting me here..."
"Oh right! Sorry, Ricchan!" Yui said, sticking her tongue out.
Suddenly, the clubroom door opened.
"Ugh, that was rough work. Mugi, gimme some of your- Oh my what..."
It was Sawako. She stared at the ONLY boy in the room.
"Who is this handsome man here?" Sawako asked, walking towards Ritsu.
"Oh, uh...Well you see...uh..."
"He's name is Rikku Takemoto." Yui said, smiling. Everyone stared at her.
"And what is he doing here?" Sawako asked, touching Ritsu's shoulder. Ritsu flinched at the contact.
"He's helping out with the band." Yui said again. Azusa had the erge to punch Yui directly in the face right now.
"I see..." Sawako said as she touched Ritsu's cheek. Ritsu started to sweat. He looked over at Mio for help.
"S-Sensei!" Mio blurted out. Sawako looked at her as she was about to whisper something to Ritsu's ear.
"Uh..." Mio looked at the window. "O-Oh! Your car is being stolen!"
"What?! I paid good money for that junk!" Sawako shouted as she removed her hand from Ritsu's cheek and stormed off.
"Thank you..." Ritsu said. "My god..."
"I can't believe Sawako-sensei is that much of an idiot to not realize that girl Ritsu isn't here." Azusa said, sighing afterwards. Ritsu nodded.
"But Yui!" Mio shouted.
"What?"
"Why can't you just tell Sawako-sensei that...He is Ritsu?!" Mio screamed at Yui. Yui just smiled.
"Sawa-chan would go on dragging Rikku to cosplay. Would you want that, Mio-chan?" Mio looked at her as if she doesn't have a good retort. She then sighed in defeat.
"But Yui, Rikku Takemoto? Really?" Ritsu said. Yui giggled.
"It fits you perfectly! You are Rikku, I am Yuji, Mio-chan is Mito, Mugi-chan is Tsubaki, also known as Baki-chan, and Azu-nyan is Asuya! Also known as Asu-woof!" Yui exclaimed. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"Mito?"
"Tsubaki? Kyaaah~!"
"Mou, why am I Asu-woof?!"
"As I was saying...!" Ritsu shouted to shut them all up and listen. "Why did I turn into a boy!"
Mugi rested her chin on her hand as she pondered hard.
"Maybe because your personality is so much like a boy...?" Mio said.
"Maybe..." Ritsu said, doing the same thing as Mugi.
"Maybe because your name is also a boy name...?" Azusa said. Ritsu sweat-dropped and said, "Maybe..."
"I'm gonna need to read some books and do some research on this..." Mugi said softly. Ritsu sweat-dropped again.
"Mugi, I appreciate it, but you don't have to do so much..."
"No, Ricchan! I didn't get to repay you since I asked you to help me get punched! Now it's my chance!" Mugi exclaimed.
"Okay..."
"Anyway, it's getting late. Let's go home." Mio said. Everyone agreed, packed their stuff and left the clubroom to their own houses.
K-ON!
"I'm home!" Ritsu shouted. Ritsu's mother and father then came out and gasped in horror.
"Who- WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR HOUSE?!" Satomi, Ritsu's mother, shouted as she pointed at him.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Ryosukei, Ritsu's father, charged towards Ritsu and they both fell onto the rough ground right outside the house.
"ITAI! MOM, DAD, IT'S ME! RITSU, YOUR DAUGHTER!" Ritsu shouted. Ryosukei only held Ritsu's shoulder tighter.
"LIAR! YOU'RE A BOY, YOU BURGLAR!" He shouted.
"DAD! IT'S REALLY ME!"
Satoshi then came around the corner on the pavement and saw what happened. He seemed to just come back from school. He then grabbed both of them and shouted Ryosukei, "DAD, STOP! IT'S REALLY NEE-CHAN! STOP!"
Finally, Ryosukei let go.
"You two are crazy! SATOSHI, YOU KNOW THIS MAN?!"
"DAD, I'M SERIOUS! IT'S REALLY NEE-CHAN!"
"PROVE IT!"
"I am in a club called the Light Music Club. My childhood friend is Akiyama Mio. My family name is Tainaka. Satoshi here is my little brother. Your names are Ryosukei and Satomi. I play drums and I am a tomboy." Ritsu said. Ryosukei then sighed.
"You know my daughter really well. I am still not convinced that you're Ritsu. Get in." He said, extremely serious. Ritsu went straight all the way into his room.
END OF CHAPTER 1
A/N: I thought that the story was going a bit too long so I decided to break it into two chapters.
I hope you like it so far.
Till next chapter!