Title: Wild One

Pairing: Cain/Glitch

Summary: Glitch likes it when Cain is acting badass.

Notes: I own nothing.


Cain is badass. At least ninety-four percent of the time.

And Glitch loves it.

He can't help but get a little giddy every time he sees Cain standing heroically like the wild Tin Man he is, firing shots out of his revolver with ease. It doesn't matter if he's only doing a bit of target practice or if he's actually protecting them all from some kind of horrible threat that is likely to kill them all in a matter of seconds. Except Cain is there. So the three-second-killing is not happening.

Because Cain is that badass.

Glitch wonders if Cain could make any kind of creature back down using just one of his Badass Hero Looks. And yes, they are capitalized because they are just that awesome. Glitch has tried to describe them using words, but decided to stop after numerous glitches and various images brought on by the term 'wild stallion' linked to Cain.

They are very pleasant images, ones that make Glitch shiver with delight and desire, but oftentimes they arrive at the most inopportune times, and so he decides it would be best if he just stopped altogether.

Or just once a month. That was fair enough.

Maybe a week?

No, he was going to think of Cain and 'wild stallion' only once a month, and that was final.

Maybe.

Because it's really hard to not think of Cain in that way. Especially when that single bead of sweat rolls down his jaw when his eyes narrow, focusing on the target, and his finger flexes by itself, and every motion is just screaming Badass Wild Gunman.

And Glitch really likes that.

So he can hardly be blamed.