Waddles the Pangolin (Not a Penguin, Look It Up)

by mallowmelting

—ONE-SHOT— Co-authored by Ivypool2005. This is actually a crossover of HTTYD, WoF, Warriors, HP, & Odd Squad. A sequel to waterfallphoenix & StarDreamer02's "Waddles the Penguin". (The third installment, co-authored by waterfallphoenix, is called "Waddles the Minion".) WARNING: This fanfic makes absolutely no sense.

A/N: This was co-authored by Ivypool2005, written one word at a time, on a very long car ride. I can almost guarantee a headache after reading this.

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Once upon a time, there lived ten million penguins. One penguin was named Waddles. Waddles loved warm hugs. He also was the pet of Hermione Granger.

One day, Waddles got turned into a pangolin. Waddles went to Odd Squad and he asked Hiccup if he could sail to Berk with him. When Hiccup got mad, he hugged his friend, Furious, and kissed Camicazi.

Waddles was very sad because Hiccup didn't get him a grape. Hiccup went to the Bay of the Broken Heart and became mad because Waddles was punching Furious. Furious was ecstatic because Hiccup exploded right when Stoick died. He wanted Waddles to give him grapes so Waddles could explode a dragonflame cactus.

Sora flew away to Berk so she could explode Furious with a dragonflame cactus. But she was sad because Icicle was still at Jade Mountain so Sora couldn't kill her. Then Icicle killed Waddles but he came back from the dead.

Darkstalker saw Furious and was furious because he thought Furious was Waddles. He freed himself from wherever he was to eat Furious, but Waddles beat him to it. Furious was very dead and Waddles was very happy.

Then Icicle went to Odd Squad and froze the donut room. Otto was very very very very very depressed because he couldn't eat any more donuts. So he went to the cupcake room to eat a cupcake with Icicle, and Icicle killed him. Then Olive ate Icicle for killing Otto, and also ate a cupcake.

Furious came to earth from the Dark Forest and conspired with Brokenstar to take the freeze-ray-inator and the heat-zap-inator. Scarlet was excited to help Glory, because Morrowseer was DEAD! That made no sense.

Anyway, Hiccup unexploded and came to Odd Squad to swordfight with Obfusco. Obfusco won by making cupcakes out of baloney. Waddles was eating Obfusco's baloney cupcakes, so he became a penguin again.

Then, Icicle ate Waddles and Tony D was sad so he made a song about Waddles. Then, a scavenger named Fluffy jumped out of a dragonflame cactus.