Note: My last story line was dark and ended sadly. This story line will be funny. I will need your help to think of things that should happen. I don't really know how to keep something like this going and want to, try to at least, make this four chapters long and funny. This is set after Love is a battle ground. Enjoy.

On the list of things Jack never thought he would be doing, this would be on the top. He wondered if they really did need to tell North. They could live the rest of their lives without her father knowing. Okay, so they couldn't, but they could put it off for a while longer.

"Jack." Tessa Heat stated with a sigh. "We have to tell him."

"I know. I know." Jack stated. "But what's the rush?"

"He knows if all children are naughty or nice." Tessa reminded Jack. "He is going to find not soon or later and I would rather he found out because I call him than by some other way."

"I just don't know if now is a good time." Jack stated. "I have work to do."

"Mr. Snowballs and Fun times is rushing to work? Is someone scared?" Tessa teased.

"No, what? Me! Scared! As if." Jack stated.

"Good, we tell him today." Tessa said as she shook her snow globe and threw it in the air. "Let's go." Tessa grabbed Jack's shirt and pulled him into the swirl of color. The two fell into a bed of snow. "Cool. Great in his look out room." Tessa smiled.

"Oh, look at that." Jack said as he looked around. "He's not here. We should go."

"Tessa!" North yelled out as he entered the room.

"Daddy!" Tessa screamed out as she flew off the ground to hug her father. "I have missed you."

"And I you." North said softly as he hugged his little girl tightly. He pulled a way to look at her. "Come. We must duel. I must see if you are still quick with the blades."

"As if I would forget how." Tessa laughed out. Jack laughed nervously behind her. "Oh, wait. Look who came with me." Tessa stated as she flew back to Jack and pushed him forward.

"You two know each other?" North asked looking between the two. Jack seemed worried and Tessa seemed hopeful. Tessa nodded her head and giggled.

"Daddy, I've been walking around for over two hundred years. How could I not need up meeting him?"

"Hello, there." Jack stated in an odd manner. God, he felt very much like a boyfriend meeting the father at this moment. North stared him down as if he thought something was up and than started laughing.

"I bet you did not know that I had child. No?" North asked. Jack nodded. "Tis true I have one great joy out of all joys. My Tessa. Hahaha. Best Christmas gift I ever got."

"Too bad that you always have to work on my birthday." Tessa sighed out.

"Ah, but I always make it up." North stated. "Now, to the swords room."

"There's a room just for swords?" Jack asked eying Tessa. She seemed to look back at Jack as if he should have known that.

"But of course." North stated. "Where else do I keep all my blades?"

"Is it still the weapon room or is the sword room inside the weapons room?" Tessa asked. She wondered if this was making matters worse for Jack.

"Yes, weapons room and sword room the same." North smiled at his girl. "You never change. I am glad that your grandfather did not get his way." North turned to face Jack. "The man wanted to turn my Tessa into some kind of flower holding pixie."

"Daddy, don't talk ill of the pixies. They already dislike cherubs and I don't need them hating me more." Tessa stressed out.

"Hahaha, if they want a fight, you could take them on with ease. Yes? Or have you gone safe?" North teased his child.

"Soft?" Tessa restated. "I will show you soft." Tessa pulled out a few daggers and shot them towards her father. They missed him because he was fast on his feet. He laughed as though he had won, until he saw the look his daughter was giving him. North turned to see what his daughter was smirking about. On the wall, the daggers made a happy face.

"Hahahahahaha." North laughed out loud. "The boy who was you would sleep with ease. Pitch himself would fear crossing you."

"Ugh, let's not talk about him." Tessa seemed to be grossed out. "Puts a bad taste in my mouth."

"I know the feeling." Jack stated glad to be on a subject about something that North couldn't use to kill him.

"Hm, Jack should learn how to use blades." Tessa stated loudly.

"What?" Both Jack and North said at the same time. Jack was in horror of that idea. North seemed to think the idea over for a moment before falling in love with it.

"Ha! Great idea." North beamed at the chance to share his skills.

Xxx

"Tessa!" Jack yelled out as they walked through the workshop. Tessa seemed to be rushing a way from her boyfriend. North had gone to get her some swords for their match and Tessa had said that she wished to change before the fight. "Tessa!" Jack called out again as he took her arm.

"Yes," Tessa said as she smiled at the yetis.

"How could you say that back there?" Jack asked outrage.

"I thought it was a good idea." Tessa stated as she waved to a yeti.

"He's going to kill me!"

"He doesn't have any reason to." Tessa promised. "Yet."

"I can't do this." Jack stated as he thought about North and sword fighting.

"Jack, relax." Tessa stated. "You are making matters worse. Now, I have to change."

"Change?"

"Yes, I am not wearing a dress to a sword fight." Tessa stated. "All that loss fabric is a mess. That's why I've been walking to my room."

"I thought your room was at Cupid's workshop." Jack stated.

"I have a lot of rooms." Tessa chuckled. "In time, may be you can see them all." Jack tried not to smile. He heard a yeti cry in the background and recalled where he was.

"Your father is going to kill me." Jack stated.

Xxx

Tessa opened the door to her room. It had been a while since she had slept in the room, or even entered it. The room was huge. There was a bed in the middle of the room that, Jack was sure, could fit three yetis. Behind the bed was an equal wide window that had an amazing view. On the sides of the window stood two large bookcases that took up both walls. The shelves of those bookcases were full of toys, books, and other amazing items. There was a door to the left and to the right from where Jack was standing.

"Bathroom." Tessa stated pointing to the right door and pointing to the left she said. "My closet."

"This room is..."

"Big." Tessa said as she walked to the closet. She opened the door and there was another room in there. Jack was wide eyed.

"This is huge." Jack said as he went to lay in her bed. "Oh, this feels like a cloud." Jack sighed out. Tessa chuckled as Jack whispered something about never wanting to get up.

"I think my daddy would love to see you resting in my bed." Tessa teased as she closed her closet doors behind her so that she could change. Jack shot out of her bed.

"I'll be outside, in the hall." Jack stated as he regained himself.

Xxx

"Jack my boy." North called out while Jack was waiting for Tessa. He was holding a number of sharp looking blades. "What are you doing out here? Alone?"

"Tessa is changing in her." Jack stated.

"Why you no wait for her in there?" North asked as he went to open the bed room door. "Is fine to do so. Room big enough for everyone. Come. I show."

"Well, I find it best to do what the guy holding all the sharp, deadly items says. And I am not about to question that now." Jack smiled out.

"Daddy!" Tessa said as she tied her pink her up. "I don't think you should open my door without knocking."

"You left boy out in hall." North stated with a frown. "You as rude as I."

"I was going to make him." Tessa said as she sat down on her bed. She zipped up her boots and looked at Jack. "I hate people seeing this room. It's way too much."

"No, it was not enough." North cried out. "You are my only daughter and I am Santa. Your room must be grand! Amazing!"

"I get it." Tessa sighed out. "Jack come feel how soft my bed is. Daddy had it made by the cloud makers. It is one of the softies beds ever made. I own about three beds this soft."

"Yes," North smiled at. "She loved the bed so much that she had others made. The cloud makers are sweet on her. They once said that she was a rare flower that-"

"Daddy, don't make fun of me." Tessa frowned out. "They think of me as a flower, one that is beyond understanding and touch."

"See Jack. I great father. Only I could have such an amazing flower as my own." North laughed out.

"Until someone comes to marry me." Tessa giggled. "Then I belong to someone else."

"No! Never!" North yelled out. "You are always my little girl. Even if he is your husband and father of my grandchildren, I would cut him to pieces if he harmed you." North stated this as he took hold of one of the swords and waved it in the air as if attacking someone.

"Even if he was a good man?" Tessa questioned.

"No, not so much than." North stated.

"Jack?" Tessa called out. "Where are you going? I thought you wanted to speak with my daddy."

"I did." Tessa shot him a dark glare. "I do, but I thought you two want a moment to yourselves." Jack explained.

"Yes, we have much to talk about." North stated. "Later, we all eat as family. Yes? Good."

"But Jack wanted to spend time with you too." Tessa said with a smile. "You won't forget to make time for him?"

"Oh, you want to spend time with me?" North asked eying the boy. Jack looked to Tessa. Who watched her nod her head and Jack unwillingly nodded his head. "Why?"

"To talk about stuff?" Jack said unsure of what else to say.

"Stuff?" North questioned. "Ah, this is about a girl."

"Daddy!" Tessa screamed out standing on her bed. "I shall defeat you in battle." Tessa stated as she took hold of a sword and aimed it at her father.

"You may try." North stated as he readied himself for an attack.

End Note: And that's all I could think of so far. Humor is not my strongest ability. I am much better at writing things like The Princess and the Peasant and Love is a battle ground. Also, I need song ideas. I need a song that Bunny could sing for karaoke. Oh, and ideas for this fic.