The Blatant Self-Insertion Fic Of Doom
BY Shimegami
Warnings: Language, OOC for Xelloss and Zelgadis, sexual hints (you have to look, though)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
AN: Me and my bestest friend Leri-chan (fully known as Lerithanei) wrote this!! (I'm also known as Minea Yokohanei) And yes, we really act like this
Chapter 1
Click. Click. Click.
/Mhm…coffee…/
Click. Click. Click.
/Sigh…I've seen this episode…/
Click. Click. Click.
/….WAI! Zelgadis…!!/
Click. Click. Click.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Minea screeched into halt a bit too late running straight into the nearest electronic equipment.
"ugha?" blinking Leri glared at the everlasting ball of energy.
"Owie…that was fun!!!!!! ^_^"
"-_-*"
"WAI!! Lookie!!! Xelloss-san!!! ^_^ LOOKIE LOOKIELOOKIELOOKIELOOKIELOO-OW!!" Leri calmly removed her fist from Minea's face and walked back to her computer.
"That hurt! Do it again!! ^_^"
"-_-* Need more coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"Umm? Leri-chan? What does this do…………????" That was the only warning her fellow manga knight got before falling in blackness.
--
"I'm hungry. I'm tired. I'm in a bad mood. SO BACK OFF GOURRY!!!!!!!!" Lina screamed.
"What did I do????"
"…" Zelgadis raised his eyebrow, watching the two argue a helpless case. Suddenly a bright flash of light appeared to the side.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?"
"Lina-san, such bad words are not meant for advocates of justice to use!!"
"Shut up Amelia."
"MINEA!!!!! IF YOU PRESS ONE MORE BUTTON BEFORE ASKING I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!!"
"But I did ask…"
This was when the realization hit Leri… they were not in MK headquarters anymore… /twap!/ A fan appeared out of nowhere when Leri hit Minea in head.
"OWWW! Uhm…Leri?"
"What?!"
"Where are we…" It seemed obvious that they were no longer in MK anymore. The absence of computer equipment was a clue. The question innocent enough..
"Well…. The button pushed tranmitted us into denex-space, changing our dna and knowledge to fit this world. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF!!!!!!????"
"Da…nex?"
"We are in "The Slayers" world." Leri said simply sipping her magically appearing coffee cup.
Zelgadis stared at her coffee cup. "I need one of those."
Xelloss simply stared. "Fascinating…" he murmured.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? WHAT DO I CARE??? FIREBALL!!!!" //said parties jumped out of way of flaming projectiles//
"Lina-san! They are lost, and as our duty as fighters of justice, we must help theeeEEEEMMMM!!!!!!" Amelia fell off the tree she had jumped in to make her speech and landed on her ass.
"Owie."
Minea stared at Amelia. "Hmm…falling out of a tree. I have to try that someday."
Gourry. "…". (It's Gourry, need we say more?)
"MINEA!!! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND OPEN MY INSTANT COFFEE!!!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I CAN'T, THAT'S WHY!!!"
Filia stared at Minea. "Your eyes…you're a Mazoku!! DIE!!!!!!" Pulling out her mace, Filia attempted to pound Minea into the ground. (Note: Key word here is "attempted")
Bonk ^_^ bonk ^_^ bonk ^_^ bonk O_o "Huh? What the fuck is a Mazoku? I'm a mangaknight! MANGAKNIGHT!! DO YOU HERE ME YOU CRAZY DRAGON-LADY!!!????"
Leri was between the two in a flash. "DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID?!???!?"
"Wha.. Leri we ARE MANGAKNIGHTS!"
"True, but we are not our world. Because SOMEBODY was snooping around. So we are here and…oh damn…it… FIREBALL!!!!!!"
"Do that again Leri-chan!!! And if you think you know so much computer lady, then what is a Mazoku?"
Feeling very satisfied with herself, Minea crossed her arms and smirked, before realizing she looked waaaaaaay too much like Vegita and settled for her hands on her hips.
"What's a computer?" Gourry asked, clueless.
"It's a box with buttons that Leri-chan likes to push a lot!!"
"Uuuhhh….what are buttons?"
"GOURRY!! YOU HAVE THE FREAKING RECALL OF A LIMA BEAN!!!!" Lina screamed at her less than bright companion.
"I don't know why I even try…" Leri said hanging her head.
"Fuu?" Minea chirped in response.
Leri grabbed Minea in flash and started whispering to her while Minea seemed clueless. "You mean…?" More whispering.. "Ohh.." A relieved sigh.
And the two Mangaknights we walking back to the rest of the group.
"You know Leri if you had just sai-" Minea was muffled by a pillow. When Leri realized it'd be a bad idea for them to know that slayers is just a "tv show".
Doubting that they'd know what'd that mean, but she wasn't willing to take that chance.
"Hey, I have cool powers now right? Hey!! I can fly!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said being started flying in circles.
Suddenly stopping, Minea noticed something that she liked. A lot. And therefore proceeded to glomp it.
"XELLOSS!!!!!!" glomp
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!!!!"
"How does she know Xelloss?" Lina wondered.
"Past Mazoku aqquaintance, maybe? All those namagomi demons are all the same."
Suddenly a finger tapped onto Leri's shoulder. "Hm?"
"Uhh…can I have one of those magically appearing always full coffee cups?" Zelgadis tentivaly asked.
"ZELGADIS!!!!!!!!!!" glomp
"AAAAHHH!!!! FUCK!!!!!!"
"Now this is strange…" Amelia thought. "You don't look like normal lost people and our entrance…not magic. And those CUPS!"
Leri however was too busy not getting pried off Zelgadis to care.
And then THUD! And a "YAY!"
"Man, Leri you're out of practice… falling off a glomp like that.."
"I'm FREE!!!!!!!!!!"
"BUT I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Xelloss screamed at the top of his lungs. (Do Mazoku even have lungs?) Minea happily glomped her Xel-chan and giggled.
"You're not getting away!! You can't phase away when I'm still in body contact or I'll come with you!!
And I'd follow you anyway, so might as well stay put and let me glomp you fly boy."
"Noooo…..":
"HELLO??? THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE OTHER THAN CUTE GUYS!!! NOT LIKE LINA GETS ANY FANS, NOOO!!!! IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS!!!!! WHY ME L-SAMA??????"
"I thought that was me…" Leri said with a weird look in her eye. "I AM L-SAMA!!!"
Minea-"That's only at night in the happy houses, dear."
SLURP!! Leri drank one of her cups in one gulp and sat in the corner. And with weird looks from Zel she made him one too.
"Uuhh…"
"I thought you wanted one?"
"Oh…yeah…o_O…"
giggle "Xel-chan!!!! Don't you try it!! NO!! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN!!!! OH NO YOU DON'T!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE LAKE!!!" glomp
"I HAVE YOU NOW!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, God, just kill me now…."
"Glomp?" said the ever-dense Gourry.
"Glomp: a word used on internet, meaning big hug, mostly by crazed girls." Leri said simply.
"Inter…net..??" Gourry scratched his head.
"Uhm…" For once Leri was left doubfounded.
"Don't even try." Zelgadis said and Leri nodded. Glomp!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
~TBC~
AN: This is just as the title says. Review, and I'll post more of this insane stupid crap up, though personally I like it.
BY Shimegami
Warnings: Language, OOC for Xelloss and Zelgadis, sexual hints (you have to look, though)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
AN: Me and my bestest friend Leri-chan (fully known as Lerithanei) wrote this!! (I'm also known as Minea Yokohanei) And yes, we really act like this
Chapter 1
Click. Click. Click.
/Mhm…coffee…/
Click. Click. Click.
/Sigh…I've seen this episode…/
Click. Click. Click.
/….WAI! Zelgadis…!!/
Click. Click. Click.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Minea screeched into halt a bit too late running straight into the nearest electronic equipment.
"ugha?" blinking Leri glared at the everlasting ball of energy.
"Owie…that was fun!!!!!! ^_^"
"-_-*"
"WAI!! Lookie!!! Xelloss-san!!! ^_^ LOOKIE LOOKIELOOKIELOOKIELOOKIELOO-OW!!" Leri calmly removed her fist from Minea's face and walked back to her computer.
"That hurt! Do it again!! ^_^"
"-_-* Need more coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"Umm? Leri-chan? What does this do…………????" That was the only warning her fellow manga knight got before falling in blackness.
--
"I'm hungry. I'm tired. I'm in a bad mood. SO BACK OFF GOURRY!!!!!!!!" Lina screamed.
"What did I do????"
"…" Zelgadis raised his eyebrow, watching the two argue a helpless case. Suddenly a bright flash of light appeared to the side.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?"
"Lina-san, such bad words are not meant for advocates of justice to use!!"
"Shut up Amelia."
"MINEA!!!!! IF YOU PRESS ONE MORE BUTTON BEFORE ASKING I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!!"
"But I did ask…"
This was when the realization hit Leri… they were not in MK headquarters anymore… /twap!/ A fan appeared out of nowhere when Leri hit Minea in head.
"OWWW! Uhm…Leri?"
"What?!"
"Where are we…" It seemed obvious that they were no longer in MK anymore. The absence of computer equipment was a clue. The question innocent enough..
"Well…. The button pushed tranmitted us into denex-space, changing our dna and knowledge to fit this world. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF!!!!!!????"
"Da…nex?"
"We are in "The Slayers" world." Leri said simply sipping her magically appearing coffee cup.
Zelgadis stared at her coffee cup. "I need one of those."
Xelloss simply stared. "Fascinating…" he murmured.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? WHAT DO I CARE??? FIREBALL!!!!" //said parties jumped out of way of flaming projectiles//
"Lina-san! They are lost, and as our duty as fighters of justice, we must help theeeEEEEMMMM!!!!!!" Amelia fell off the tree she had jumped in to make her speech and landed on her ass.
"Owie."
Minea stared at Amelia. "Hmm…falling out of a tree. I have to try that someday."
Gourry. "…". (It's Gourry, need we say more?)
"MINEA!!! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND OPEN MY INSTANT COFFEE!!!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I CAN'T, THAT'S WHY!!!"
Filia stared at Minea. "Your eyes…you're a Mazoku!! DIE!!!!!!" Pulling out her mace, Filia attempted to pound Minea into the ground. (Note: Key word here is "attempted")
Bonk ^_^ bonk ^_^ bonk ^_^ bonk O_o "Huh? What the fuck is a Mazoku? I'm a mangaknight! MANGAKNIGHT!! DO YOU HERE ME YOU CRAZY DRAGON-LADY!!!????"
Leri was between the two in a flash. "DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID?!???!?"
"Wha.. Leri we ARE MANGAKNIGHTS!"
"True, but we are not our world. Because SOMEBODY was snooping around. So we are here and…oh damn…it… FIREBALL!!!!!!"
"Do that again Leri-chan!!! And if you think you know so much computer lady, then what is a Mazoku?"
Feeling very satisfied with herself, Minea crossed her arms and smirked, before realizing she looked waaaaaaay too much like Vegita and settled for her hands on her hips.
"What's a computer?" Gourry asked, clueless.
"It's a box with buttons that Leri-chan likes to push a lot!!"
"Uuuhhh….what are buttons?"
"GOURRY!! YOU HAVE THE FREAKING RECALL OF A LIMA BEAN!!!!" Lina screamed at her less than bright companion.
"I don't know why I even try…" Leri said hanging her head.
"Fuu?" Minea chirped in response.
Leri grabbed Minea in flash and started whispering to her while Minea seemed clueless. "You mean…?" More whispering.. "Ohh.." A relieved sigh.
And the two Mangaknights we walking back to the rest of the group.
"You know Leri if you had just sai-" Minea was muffled by a pillow. When Leri realized it'd be a bad idea for them to know that slayers is just a "tv show".
Doubting that they'd know what'd that mean, but she wasn't willing to take that chance.
"Hey, I have cool powers now right? Hey!! I can fly!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said being started flying in circles.
Suddenly stopping, Minea noticed something that she liked. A lot. And therefore proceeded to glomp it.
"XELLOSS!!!!!!" glomp
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET IT OFFA ME!!!!!!"
"How does she know Xelloss?" Lina wondered.
"Past Mazoku aqquaintance, maybe? All those namagomi demons are all the same."
Suddenly a finger tapped onto Leri's shoulder. "Hm?"
"Uhh…can I have one of those magically appearing always full coffee cups?" Zelgadis tentivaly asked.
"ZELGADIS!!!!!!!!!!" glomp
"AAAAHHH!!!! FUCK!!!!!!"
"Now this is strange…" Amelia thought. "You don't look like normal lost people and our entrance…not magic. And those CUPS!"
Leri however was too busy not getting pried off Zelgadis to care.
And then THUD! And a "YAY!"
"Man, Leri you're out of practice… falling off a glomp like that.."
"I'm FREE!!!!!!!!!!"
"BUT I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Xelloss screamed at the top of his lungs. (Do Mazoku even have lungs?) Minea happily glomped her Xel-chan and giggled.
"You're not getting away!! You can't phase away when I'm still in body contact or I'll come with you!!
And I'd follow you anyway, so might as well stay put and let me glomp you fly boy."
"Noooo…..":
"HELLO??? THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE OTHER THAN CUTE GUYS!!! NOT LIKE LINA GETS ANY FANS, NOOO!!!! IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS!!!!! WHY ME L-SAMA??????"
"I thought that was me…" Leri said with a weird look in her eye. "I AM L-SAMA!!!"
Minea-"That's only at night in the happy houses, dear."
SLURP!! Leri drank one of her cups in one gulp and sat in the corner. And with weird looks from Zel she made him one too.
"Uuhh…"
"I thought you wanted one?"
"Oh…yeah…o_O…"
giggle "Xel-chan!!!! Don't you try it!! NO!! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN!!!! OH NO YOU DON'T!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE LAKE!!!" glomp
"I HAVE YOU NOW!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, God, just kill me now…."
"Glomp?" said the ever-dense Gourry.
"Glomp: a word used on internet, meaning big hug, mostly by crazed girls." Leri said simply.
"Inter…net..??" Gourry scratched his head.
"Uhm…" For once Leri was left doubfounded.
"Don't even try." Zelgadis said and Leri nodded. Glomp!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
~TBC~
AN: This is just as the title says. Review, and I'll post more of this insane stupid crap up, though personally I like it.