lovehate01 *Author's Note:
This is taking place in America. Lina and CO do know English, but they use some Japanese phrases. So it's all well and good ?

"I hate him! I hate him! I HATE HIM!!" Lina and Amelia watch as flames of fire appeared around Filia, making her eyes turn pure pink.

"Er, Filia-san." Amelia tried to calm her down.

"Filia, Filia, Filia.... You can't let him get to you like this." Lina said.

"Sore wa himitsu desu! Sore wa himitsu desu! Sore wa himitsu desu!" Filia balled her fist as she mimicked Xellos. "NAMAGOMI NO BAKA!" She struck the wall with her mace.

"Er Filia..." Amelia and Lina sweatdropped. Filia continued on ranting about how she hated Xellos. Lina and Amelia snuck out of the room.

"I hate her! I hate her! I HATE HER!" Xellos yelled, punching the wall with his fist. Black energy swirled around him.

"Um Xellos?" Gourry tried to get his attention.

"Seems like Xellos really does get upset." Zelgadis commented with a grin. Xellos didn't even hear him.

"Namagomi! Namagomi! Namagomi!" Xellos's black aura spread around him, in the shape of a cone. "DRAGON NO BAKA!" He yelled, landing another punch on the wall.

"Er Xellos...?" Zelgadis looked up from his book and sweatdropped. Even Gourry got irritated. They both snuck out of the room. Xellos ranted on about how he hated Filia, not noticing he was talking to himself.

"Hmph!" Filia and Xellos turned in the other direction when they saw the other looking at them. Lina sighed placing her head in her hands.

'This has been going on for days and they are still acting like this!" She said to herself. She looked up to see Amelia, Gourry and Zelgadis with the same expression.

'Yaaah! I can't take this anymore! If it happens any longer, I won't be able to eat!' Lina yelled mentally. She grinned to herself when she remembered what she and Amelia planned

"Hey Amelia! You still owe me an ice cream cone!" Lina said to the younger girl.

"No I don.... Oh yeah I do. Well we better get it now. Better sooner than later." Amelia sighed, playing her part right. She got up and sweatdropped as Lina glared at her.

"Thought you were going to get away with it?" Lina asked. The walked around the corner and Lina placed her arm around Amelia.

"I can't stand how Filia and Xellos are acting. So we are going to have to use THE PLAN." Lina said.

"Nani? THE PLAN? They'll kill each other if we use THE PLAN." Amelia protested.

"That's the only way to go." Lina shook her head sadly.

"Alright. We can do that tonight." Amelia sighed reluctantly.

"So Gourry, Zelgadis. How are you on this wonderful day?" Filia asked, sipping her tea.

"Great. It's nice out, ne?" Gourry answered cheerfully. Xellos scowled.

"I guess it's alright." Zelgadis looked up, then looked back down to his magic book. Gourry went on stealing sausage from Lina's plate.

"Decided to ignore me, ne Filia-chan?" Xellos asked, his eyes opened.

"No reason to talk to you, Xellos-chan." Filia rolled her eyes.

"Oh but on a beautiful day like today, who is there to ignore?" Xellos asked.

"Oh nobody! It's too beautiful to ignore anybody. It's also a wonderful day to sing, ne Xellos-chan?" Filia asked, her voice dripping with sugary sweet venom.

"Oh I have to disagree, Filia-chan. it's too good of a day to sing." Xellos said. His voice was cheerful, but strained.

"Ooooh no! It's a perfect day to sing. *Ahem* I want to become a bird and fly in the sky, Searching out a far-off, distant hope..." Filia started to sing Breeze.

Xellos blinked, he assumed she would sing like some 'life is wonderful' song.

"But if I looked down on myself, far below. I wonder, would I only be living recklessly?" Filia's voice was getting some feeling into the song.

"If I can look at the present in this manner, Then even getting hurt, or what will come tomorrow won't scare me..." Xellos added.

He always liked the song, spite the fact it was positive. Likewise did Filia. So they easily sang together, without realizing who was singing along with them.

"I want to go ride the wind to the ends of my dreams, Putting on the wings called bravery. I want to keep a spirit that can turn into a bird and gaze down. I won't lose to everyday reality!" Filia and Xellos made it a duet their voice blending in perfectly.

"A difficult road, like it's chosen by a beast, If the key is lost, I won't have even fallen..." Filia started the next verse. She stood up as she said this walking to the front of the room.

"But, people are always getting confused, and when they're alone, they lose their once-high strength." Xellos followed her.

Amelia and Lina walked back in the breakfast room (Ice cream in hand) And where startled by the site of Filia and Xellos, joining hands and singing... together.

"Sure, I want to ride the winds to the ends of my dreams, straining my eyes, called bravery. And even if I walk this beastly difficult path, I won't lose that keep-fighting spirit." They joined together on the duet again.

"If I can search out my tiny self so far below..." Filia sang.

"I want to go ride the wind to the ends of my dreams, Putting on the wings called bravery. I want to keep a spirit that can turn into a bird and gaze down. I won't lose to everyday reality!"

They ended the song with their eyes closed. Filia and Xellos had one of their hands stretched out; the other was holding each other's. The people in the breakfast room clapped for Filia and Xellos, who blinked then, looked at each other. Then down at their hands.

"Nani?" They asked, blinking.

"Beautiful! Beautiful! I'm the owner of this hotel. This is the biggest hotel around here. We have live singing for professionals on Wednesdays.... Oh what luck its Wednesday! How about if you sing tonight with the professionals!" The man suggested excitedly.

"Nani?" The asked again stupidly.

"No wait. They will sing for you... If you pay us first."

"And just who might you be?" The hotel owner asked.

"I am Lina Inverse. Their agent." Lina's sunglasses rested on her hair. Her shorts where ironed perfectly along with her ruby shirt. Her face displayed her business-like attitude. The people here in America didn't recognize the sorceress.

"Lina Inverse, eh?" The man gave her a look over.

"I'll be willing to negotiate." Lina said. Her voice dropped lower.

"Well... Stop by my office and we might be able to decide something." The manager said in his best snobby voice. He handed Lina a card.

"Will do..." The man walked off with a nod to Filia and Xellos.

"Yatta! I'm in the money..." Lina laughed. 'The PLAN will have to wait for later.' Lina thought

"Nani, Nani, NANI??" Filia and Xellos asked.

"I cannot sing with that!" Filia exclaimed.

"It's not like I want to sing with you either." Xellos said. "I could always teleport out anyway." Xellos teleported away.

"Nani! You can't do that! Xellos! Come back here! I need the money!" Lina shouted after him. The people in the breakfast room didn't notice them.

"Humph. Now what money will we make." Lina sat down, figuring out what she was going to do to Xellos.

"First I'll choke him. Then I'll kick him. Then I'll stuff a fireball down his throat. Then I'll-" she was cut off by Xellos popping back in the room. He fell and landed on his butt. A stone tablet fell with him.

"Xellos... Yahoo! We can do it now!" Lina jumped in the air for joy.

"Lina-san! Look." Amelia picked up the tablet while Xellos got up and rubbed his bottom.

"Do it. Signed Zelas." Amelia said, reading the tablet aloud.

"That means... You have to sing for us, ne Xellos?" Lina grinned evilly.

"H-Hai Lina-san!" Xellos looked at Lina's evil grin worriedly.

"Great! Let's see. I'm your agent. Amelia can be your, ah, uh designer! Clothes designer. And uh Gourry and Zelgadis you are their... Bodyguards!" Lina clapped her hands.

"Ok lets get to work. Amelia! You get some of the best clothes ready for Filia and Xellos. Gourry! Zel! You go with Amelia and get some different clothes." Lina directed.

"Oi Lina. What's wrong with these?" Gourry asked.

"You jellyfish! You think that's a good to wear surfer shorts, a baggy shirt with trees on them, and sandals to be bodyguards?!" Lina yelled at him.

"Uh..." Gourry scratched his head.

"Never mind. Don't answer it. Xellos, Filia! You go and get some rest." Lina turned her attention to the other two.

"I will NOT work with a mazoku!" Filia folded her arms.

"Yes. You. Will." Lina looked at her with evil eyes. Filia stepped back and raised her arms in front of her face.

"H-h-Hai!" she answered. Xellos chuckled and opened his mouth to say something but was silenced by Lina's eyes.

"Let's meet back here at noon!" Lina suggested.

"Hai!" Everyone agreed with forced enthusiasm.

"Amelia... Don't forget your lucky ribbon before you go." Lina said.

"Huh? Oh no I can't forget it!" Amelia said in panic. She ran off towards their rooms.

"Wait Amelia you forgot the key!" Lina ran off after her.

"Women..." Gourry and Zelgadis sweatdropped. Filia and Xellos turned around to walk off but instead bumped heads.

"Ano... Filia, Has anyone ever told you, you have a hard head." Xellos asked rubbing his forehead.

"Why you! Argh!" She pulled out her mace and it connected with his skull.

"Don't forget to write!" Xellos called as he flew out the window. Filia stalked off.

"We may have to plan the PLAN later." Lina whispered to Amelia in Amelia's room.

"Well we might be able to pull it off." Amelia said. "I've got an idea." She told Lina her idea and a smile appeared on Lina's face.

"Oh great! Maybe this would help them appreciate each other." Lina said gleefully.

"Or kill each other." Amelia gulped.

"Haha… Don't worry." Lina stood up and waved her hand around. Amelia nodded.

"Miss Lina! Miss Lina!" Daniel, the owner, came running towards Lina in a panic.

"Nani? What is it?" Lina asked.

"The singers. The singers we were going to use had to cancel out. We need you to sing for us tonight." Daniel said.

"Nani! We can't sing!" Lina argued.

"Fifty percent raise." The owner said folding his arms.

"You got some singers." Lina said immediately

"I will not sing out in front of those people." Zelgadis frowned.

"Come on Zelgadis… We are getting paid." Lina wheedled.

"Zelgadis-San, please?" Amelia looked at him with watery eyes. Zelgadis sighed reluctantly.

"Yatta! Let's see… Gourry! Did you figure out what we can sing?" Lina said turning to her best friend.

"Hmm, I figured we can sing these three, after those other songs… " Gourry showed her the program.

Lina's chin dropped. 'Well, he knows more than I thought.' She thought with a smile.

"That's great! Amelia! Go see how our duet are doing now." Lina directed.

"Hai!" Amelia went off to where Filia and Xellos where practicing.

"…That's not right, Namagomi!" She heard Filia say.

"Oooh! And you're saying you are doing it right?" Xellos asked her.

"I shouldn't get mad! That's what he wants!" Filia said aloud, to herself.

"Filia-san! Xellos-san! You can't argue now! It's almost time to start." Amelia cried out, rushing into the room.

"But…" Filia and Xellos yelled.

"No buts about it." Amelia shook her head, hand on hip. "In the name of justice you will practice!" She said, jumping on a microphone. She saw them about to protest.

"Now!" She growled with evil justice eyes.

"Yes Ma'am!" They agreed. They immediately started singing, 'Don't be discouraged.'

"Beautiful! Beautiful! Now remember, after you take a bow, take each other's hand and wave to the crowd, then walk off." Amelia said.

"Nani?" Filia yelled.

"I will not hold that, violent dragon's hand." Xellos frowned.

"Not like I wanna hold a baka namagomi hand either!" Filia folded her arms.

"Yes you will!" Amelia's eyes turned evil again. Filia and Xellos gulped and Amelia walked out of the room.

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