Toadette farted as she giggled, dashing alongside Mario and friends as they were chasing after Bowser riding in his Koopa Klown Kar, who had Peach in his clutches, the group going through the infamously generic grassy plains of the Mushroom Kingdom, which just so happened to be near the Yoshi Valley for some reason, which in turn caused the runners to be briefly smashed into the air by Wario and Donkey Kong, who were having a two player race, with the runners returning to normal as they were now on the wild race track of the Yoshi Valley, the Yoshis all laughing at them as they smelled their different spotted Yoshi eggs.
"Gwa! Ha ha! You'll never get me or the princess!" Bowser exclaimed as he taunted the Mario Brothers.
"Oh yes... we will...!" Toad gasped as he slowed down, placing his right hand on his chest as he fell on his back, too tired to dash as Yoshi went back to get Toad and help him up.
Dry Bowser was cleaning off his dusty bones as he noticed Toadette stopping in her tracks, the young pink mushroom girl approaching the bony reptile as she was curious as to why he was there.
"Hey DB! You wanna come run with us in an endless runner challenge?" Toadette asked as her stomach grumbled, giggling as she patted her stomach, pooting out a cute little toot as she fanned away her sweet smelling fart.
Dry Bowser scoffed as he shook his head, observing the giant green spotted Yoshi egg spinning around by the yellow wooden bridge. "And why? I have no reason to go running for nothing."
Toadette: Oh, it's not for nothing! It's to save Peach and get some cake?
Dry Bowser: (rolls his eyes) Like I'm interested in that.
T: (gasp) How could you not be interested in that?
DB: (sighs) Because it's the same thing every time. How many times do you think Mario's done this song and dance?
Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi all stopped in their tracks as they glanced at each other, then turned to Dry Bowser and Toadette, shrugging as the sunset started to make way for the night.
"He's got a good point-a," Mario said as he adjusted his blue overalls.
Luigi nodded in agreement. "Yeah, maybe we should just wait until Bowser gets bored."
"Like he'll ever get bored of taking the princess." Yoshi laughed as he began sniffing up his own eggs, because he was just curious and all.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he brushed his red hair back, placing his bony hands on his skeletal hips. "Well, why don't you do something more productive, like play a sport, or have a party? Or something even more beneficial to your health?
"Toadokette!" Toadette exclaimed with cheer as she raised her arms, blushing as she giggled sheepishly. "I don't know why I said that. I just wanted to!"
"Well, don't yabba dabba do that again." Dry Bowser stated as he was then grabbed by the arm by Toadette, with her and the rest heading to The Nutshack that was selling walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells, aw yeah. And it was run by Robbie Rotten and Waluigi, why do you ask, because they're tall lanky villains, and we are number one HEY!