Chapter 1: Uke Uke no Mi
Pairing(s): Zoro x Luffy, Law x Kidd
Warning: Genderbending. Don't like don't read.

Enjoy!

After the fight with the marines which seemed endless, Kidd found a bright treasure box in the pile of dead bodies and blood.

"Oi Luffy! Look what I found!" Kidd raised the treasure box in one hand, showing it to Luffy from afar.

"WHOA! COOL!" Luffy's eyes shone as he raced for the treasure box. He grabbed it and opened the shining box. "Ehh. No meat?" Luffy frowned as Law and Kidd looked into the box with amused eyes.

"That's.."

"Two Devil Fruits!" Kidd said and examined them, but the conclusion that he can make is, one of them is dark purple and the another a light shade of pink.

"These fruits look girly, if you ask me."

"Indeed. These are the rare Uke Uke no Mi." Law said and turned around, his back facing the two other captains for cooler effect. "These fruits are invented for.. I don't know, it's not me who created it.. Anyways, it can change a man to a woman, a girl to a boy, a Nami to a Sanji, a gigolo into a real man, you name it. It reverses your gender and probably some of your personalities too. In short, it changes.."

Law turned around to expect the both captains listening to him, but instead he found both of them helping themselves into the fruit.

"...hormones... WHO ASKED BOTH OF YOU TO EAT IT?" Law hit their heads with the back of his sword.

"But we're hungry..." Luffy pouted. "Yeah! And you talk too much, Law!" Kidd chirped in. Law sighed.

"Fine. It's not my business if both of you turned into a woman, anyway."

"WOMAN?" Both the captains choked.

"Why didn't you told us earlier?"

"Because. Both. Of. You. Are. Not. Listening." Law facepalm-ed. "Dumbasses."

"So what will happen to us now?"

"Turn into a woman in an hour, of course."

"In an hour?"

"It's okay, captain. We won't laugh at you or anything." Killer approached and told his red-haired captain.

"Yeah, Luffy. But be aware of Sanji, though." Nami said and smiled broadly.

"NOOOOO!" Both the captains shouted and ran into the mangrove forest. Fast. "Kidd! What should we do now?"

"I don't know! I'm turning into a woman, for God's sake!" That's when Kidd felt something tingles at the back of his neck. He slowed down and touched it.

"AAHH! Long hair! The nightmare had already started?" He looked at Luffy, who already the same length of hair as him. Luffy is looking back at him too.

"Whoa. Kidd. You look..."

"What?"

"AWESOME!" Luffy then bursts out laughing. Kidd did the same.

The others from the other side of the mangrove forest heard their laughter.

"Mr. 'Surgeon of Death', you sure they are going to be all right?" Zoro asked.

"Of course. I've seen this kind of patients before."

Back to Kidd and Luffy.

"Aah~ I'm exhausted of laughing~" Luffy said as he lie down on his back, hands and legs sprawled out. Kidd sat down, leaning on a nearby tree.

"...HEY! What exactly are these lumps?" Kidd saw two lumps.. err I mean boobs on his chest and freaked out.

"Ooh. I don't know. Nami and Robin had it on them too." Luffy poked them. "And it's soft!"

"ARGH. GREAT. What will people call me if this news is spread?"

"I think they will still call you Eustass "Captain" Kidd, of course."

"NO! What I mean is... fine, never mind." Kidd didn't even bothered to explain to that clueless guy.. or woman? Whatever..

"What are we going to do now?" Luffy asked. "My shirt can't cover these lumps."

Kidd had the urge to kill Luffy right now. But if he's killed then nobody will share the title of "Captain Woman" with him.

"You think? I didn't even have a shirt!"

"But your coat is big enough to cover it..." Luffy pouted, and he noticed the slight change in his voice.

"Yeah right. As if." Kidd snorted, and Luffy noticed the same change in Kidd's voice too.

"Hey Kidd! Our voices are changing!"

"Really?" Kidd noticed his voice is getting high-pitched compared to his original voice. "Crap. I can't possibly survive like this! Now even my voice has changed!"

"Hey. You two. Done chit-chatting over there?"

Kidd and Luffy jumped as they hid their sorry bodies behind a tree before they take a look at the voice's owner.

"Trafalgar Law! What on earth are you doing here?" Kidd shouted, hoping the doctor won't go towards his direction.

"Nami said that both of you could use some clothing since both of you... technically didn't have shirts big enough for your new-found boobs, am I right?" Law smirked at Kidd. "Especially you, Mr. Eustass. I remember that you don't even wear one, is it?"

"SHUT UP, TRAFALGAR!" Kidd hissed at Law, but he stuffed a set of woman's clothes to Kidd anyway.

"Luffy. Here's yours." Law gave Luffy his share of the clothes, and turned away from the both of them.

"Change on it quickly. I had to bring both of you back to your worrying nakamas." Law ordered, as Kidd growled.

"I don't wanna go back to them! It's too embarrassing!"

"Well.. Nakamas don't rape each other, for your information."

"Great. Trafalgar. Go on with the insulting."

"They won't do anything to you, I swear. You're still the Eustass Kidd I know, with a bounty of 315, 000, 000 Beli on his head. Now since you're a woman, your crew will protect and cherish you even more, get it? Don't make me drag you onto my operation table and dissect you."

"...Fine. If they as much as laugh at me, I'll kill you."

"With pleasure, darling."

"Don't darling me."

"Yoho~! Law! I'm done!" Luffy jumped out from behind the tree and showed off his new red singlet with two very thin straps on it.

"Good."

"Crap. Does women wear these all the time?" Kidd grunted and walked out from behind the tree, with a new sleeveless black tank top.

Law turned his head around, ignoring Kidd.

"What's with that turning away, huh Trafalgar?"

"You're awesome with your long hair." Law stifled a laugh. "And your new voice."

"No it's not!"

"Hey, relax! I didn't expect your hair to grow and your voice to change too, okay?" Law said.

"Now, let's bring both of you back, shall we?"

Whoo~ End of Chapter 1.

Reviews please? It means a lot!