This story, like Incomplete, The Joke, and Potatoes: The Fat and the Fattening, has been written by 's sister, me. I hope you enjoy it!

This story takes place on 12/10 (date/month).

It was a nice sunny day near the Atobe residence. In fact, it was a perfect day for the Hyotei regulars to enjoy themselves in Atobe's humongous swimming pool. Actually, scratch that. It was a perfect day for the Hyotei regulars to enjoy themselves in one of Atobe's many humongous swimming pools. But the Hyotei regulars weren't enjoying themselves in a humongous swimming pool. Instead…

"AAAAHHH! YUUSHI! IT'S TWELVE TEN ALREADY! I'VE BEEN STUDYING PAST MIDNIGHT!"

"Gakuto. It's three o'clock in the evening. We've only studied for an hour." Oshitari replied, not looking up from his book.

"Oh… so that's the date…"

Shishido just looked at him. "Dude. That's like, the dumbest mistake you can make," he said.

"Hey!" Gakuto protested. "It's easy to mix those two up! Both of them…uh…have four numbers!"

Shishido decided that there was absolutely no use trying to reply to that very intelligent statement.

"Ha! Victory! You can't think of a way to argue back!"

Shishido resisted the urge to slam his head on the table.

"Ore-sama demands the two of you to shut up as Ore-sama is very busy!" Atobe looked up from his paperwork and glared at Mukahi. And Shishido.

"Usu," said Kabaji.

Mukahi shut up, glared at Atobe (who didn't seem to notice), and then finally continued studying whatever he was studying.

After a few moments of silence…

"Hey, Atobe, pass me an apple," Gakuto ordered, pointing to the fruit bowl next to Atobe. Atobe, who really was very busy, and wasn't just showing off, let out a grunt of annoyance, and, without looking up from his work, reached towards the fruit bowl, pulled out an orange and passed it to Gakuto.

All was silent, except for the clatter of a falling pencil.

Gakuto was the first to recover from the evil curse of the orange.

"Wow, Atobe knows his vegetables," he announced.

"ORE-SAMA DOES NOT KNOW HIS VEGETABLES!" Atobe screamed, glaring at everyone as if daring them to disagree.

"Usu," Kabaji added.

All was silent once again. No one even noticed the falling orange.

Finally, Atobe realized what he said.

"AAAAARGH! ORE-SAMA DID NOT MEAN THAT! ORE-SAMA MEANT TO SAY THAT-"

"Ore-sama doesn't know his fruits?" Gakuto suggested helpfully, realizing his own mistake.

"AAAAAAAAARGHHH!"

I actually wrote this story ages ago, I just never published it. Anyway, please review!