Ohayo everyone, Chrissi-chan is back! J, I know last time my story was pretty flat and boring so I am coming back with humour. Trust me on this one guys I couldn't stop laughing while I wrote this.
I do not own the song " I kissed a girl by Katy Perry however I did revise the song for your enjoyment ;)
I have no rights to Inuyasha whatsoever!.
On with it!,
Kagome Higurashi sat down at her family room table, with a bowl of oden , ready to watch her Saturday afternoon j-pop music videos.
First there was a video called " deep forest" by Do As Infinity. Kagome happened to love this song so she sang along to the whole thing. After that the host announced that a brand new video would be premiering next.
Kagome awaited and soon the video started. A far away figure in a tight pink kimono made it's way to the front. ' oh my.. Kagome thought… that's a man …' And not just any man , but a man with dog ears, golden eyes and silvery hair.
" INU-YASHA!!" she screamed in horror , " but how did he… why is he , AHHGHH!" by now poor Kagome was off her rocker. However she had yet to know what would ensue.
"Inuyasha" cleared his throat and some upbeat music began .
I Kissed Shesshomaru
Inuyasha: (in a very deep seductive voice)
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I am not gay, I don't swing that way
I just lost my discretion
It's not like I love him, Kags is the only one for me
But something caught my eye
He is damn spicy
I kissed my bro and I liked it
The taste of his demon dog lips
I kissed Shesshomaru just to try it
I hope Kagome, Kagura and Rin don't mind it
He made me moan
He made me cry
There's incest going on tonight
I kissed my bro and I liked it
(he's so spicy)
By this time poor, poor Kagome was on the floor wailing " IT'S A FRIKKEN NIGHTMARE!"
He likes to play his little games
He's so seductive
Now because of him I have anal pains
It's good I'm not reproductive
What would my, my mate say?
If she found out my secret
I know it is wrong but
I don't regret
" WELL I KNOW NOW YOU ASS!" Kagome screeched from the floor, curling up into a ball in the process to prevent herself from having a full out seizure.
I kissed my bro and I liked it
The taste of his demon dog lips
I kissed Shesshomaru just to try it
I hope Kagome, Kagura and Rin don't mind it
He made me moan
He made me cry
There's incest going on tonight
I kissed my bro and I liked it
(he's so spicy)
All of a sudden , all of the fruity guys Kagome had ever encountered in the past, came out with linked arms, kicking there legs from side to side, and rubbing up against each other.
Then Jakautsu from the Band Of Seven, broke away from the crowd and slapped Inu-yasha 's bottom.
Last but definitely not least, Shesshomaru walked on . His hair was all done up, and he wore a silk dressy kimono.
Us guys were irresistible
Dark eyes ,soft lips so kissable
Tanned skin tight abs so touchable
Too hot to deny it
We can't keep ourselves off of each other…
The Inu-yasha on screen ran his hand through his silvery tresses and winked
Then Shessomaru dipped down low and locked lips with Inu-yasha.
" THE HELL!?" Kagome screeched. " INU-YASHA OSWARI!!"
The Inu-yasha on the television, slammed into to the stage floor, breaking his pink tiara.
"Oh Shessy-kinnz !" " yes darling?" " could you give me a hand?" " why of course sexy"
I kissed my bro and I liked it
The taste of his demon dog lips
I kissed Shesshomaru just to try it
I hope Kagome, Kagura and Rin don't mind it
He made me moan
He made me cry
There's incest going on tonight
I kissed my bro and I liked it
(he's so spicy)
I kissed my bro and I liked it
The taste of his demon dog lips
I kissed Shesshomaru just to try it
I hope Kagome, Kagura and Rin don't mind it
He made me moan
He made me cry
There's incest going on tonight
I kissed my bro and I liked it
(he's so spicy)
Kagome grabbed her television set and yanked the flat screen from the wall. Struggling from the weight, she slowly made her elevation up the stairs to her attic. Once there, she opened the enormous double windows and hurled the television out of it,
Dusting off her hands, she made her decent to her room to take a nap.