I was watching Zombieland and couldn't stop laughing at some parts although I kind of predicted that Bill Murray was gonna die because they thought he was a zombie but anyway I decided to enter this skit I thought of a few months ago so hope you enjoy and please review of what you think of it
Pure Stupidity
Joseph, Alvin, and Raph. Three teenagers at age 16 now usually these boys should be watching movies or studying for a test but unfortunately for them thats not gonna happen anytime soon as they now live in world ruled by zombies. Zombieland luckily for them they were able to escape a building before they could become zombie chow and now thanks to Alvin's experience as driver is cruising the streets of L.A
Joseph: Hey Alvin can we stop over at that fast food restaurant I'm getting really hungry
Raph: Look Joseph I know your hungry and all cause so are we but we can't just stop here and there I'm not sure if you notice but were in danger wherever we go
Alvin: It's alright Raph we'll just have to stand in guard while Joseph gets what he needs
Alvin then stops at a certain Fast Food Restaurant
Alvin: Just make it quick and get something for as
Joseph: Roger That
Joseph then left the car and quickly entered the restaurant as Alvin and Raph took out the guns they got from a nearby gun shop and as if on queue Zombies started appearing our of nowhere as the two teens started shooting accurately at them
Raph: I love it when were force shoot these guys it gives me that satisfied feeling I can never get back in our old lives
Alvin: You know I'm really thankful I'm not a zombie right now
As Joseph enters the restaurant he then makes his was to the register and greeted by a zombie cashier
Joseph: Hey there Joe I see you got haircut so I'll have a double cheese burger and some fries oh and don't worry about drinks I'm in abit of hurry actually
The zombie then gnarls at Joseph and then leaves him be and comes back with a tray with a Brain and zombiefied fingers Joseph then takes the tray
Joseph: Thanks
Joseph he then makes his way outside but then comes back and hands the zombie the brain
Joseph: I was wondering can I get something with a little less worms and maggots in it
The Zombie once again gnarls and takes the brain and eats it
Joseph: Ok you can have that one but I'm so not paying for it
Alvin then enters the restaurant and continues to shoot at the zombies outside and spots Joseph
Alvin: Hey Joseph can you hurry it up abit Raph's going wild on the zombies outside and his starting to scare me alittle
Joseph: Ok just wait alittle I'm still getting a burger
Alvin then spots the zombie cashier and suddenly takes a round tray
Alvin: Joseph look out a zombies behind you
He then throws the tray slicing the zombies head off
Joseph: DUDE that guy was taking my order
Alvin: Come on
Alvin then tries to drag Joseph who takes the fingers from the tray
Joseph: Alright I'll just settle for the fries then
He then takes the bite off one
Joseph: Thats not half bad it's still not done though
Joseph then let's go of Alvin hand and goes to the fryer and dips the hand in there and after a few minutes takes them all out and eat one
Joseph: Now thats a good fry
He then leaves the restaurant and meets up with Alvin and Raph with Raph continously laughing maniacally as a group of finish off zombies lay around him
Alvin: Come on guys
Alvin then enters the drivers seat as Joseph and Raph who was finally finish with his evil laugh also enter the vehicle and then leaves the place