Ben 10 meets his destiny
Ben stood before Jesus and wondered.
"What do I do now that I've come this far?"
"Only you can prevent the overpopulation of the planet of Gornahdrageddon my young Padawan." Said the large man as he started belching out kittens from his eye holes.
"The time traveling bikini werewolf catgirls approach. There isn't much time left to save Denmark."
The planet was shuddering like a kid who dropped his ice cream onto the fat lady's kitchen floor.
"I fell it tremble within me." Ben said to the sky.
He raised his hand and slammed his fist on the Omnitrix. Nothing happened thought because he saw that his arm was missing and only a stump was left.
"Oh damn."
"That's right Ben Tennis balls. I have the power of Greyskull now!" Shouted Kevin as he raced through time on the rotting corpse of Scooby Doo.
"There is no one left to tell me it's okay now."Ben said as he was filled with sadness and regret.
And then the sea of baked hams overtook him.
The angels cried out tears of blood and feces. Butter flowed freely now that the gate of chaos was closed thanks to the hero's sacrifice.
"At last I can enjoy my corn in peace." Said Yugi in sheer wonderment. "Thank you Holy Knight!"
He shuffled his cards and then jammed them into his mouth happily.
The taste was somehow bittersweet.