Disclaimer: I wish I owned these people. Oh, yes, I deeply wish I was Watase Yu. But I'm not...sobs>

A/N: I honestly don't know what I was sniffing when I wrote this. O.o

Warnings: Umm...Tama-chan bashing? Insanity? Badly written lyrics? Yep, that just about covers it.

Tama The Blue-Haired Seishi
(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

You know Chiriko, Chichiri, Nuriko, Tasuki,
Hotohori, and Mitsukake,
But do you recall
The most famous seishi of all?
Tama the blue-haired seishi
Had some very odd-colored hair
And if you ever saw it
You'd be blinded by the glare
All of the other seishi
Used to laugh and call him names (like Tama-baby!)
They never let poor Tama
Join in any seishi games
Then one foggy Konan eve
Miaka came to say
"Tama with your hair so bright
Won't you guide my seishi tonight?"
Then how the seishi loved him
As they shouted out with glee (Whoopee!)
"Tama the blue-haired seishi
You'll go down in history!" (Like Suzaku!)