Garfield's Agenda
6:00 AM - Wake up
6:30 AM - Take a shower
6:45 AM - Dry off, get dressed as usual
6:50 AM - Play in the sandbox
6:55 AM - Pet self
7:00 AM - Wake up Jon Arbuckle
7:30 AM to 10:00 AM - Sneak around, do chores and duties, annoy dogs, squash spiders, and steal breakfast
10:00 AM - Eat lunch very early
10:30 AM - Watch some of my favorite shows
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM - Eat lasagna until it's all gone.
11:30 AM - Throw the pan at Jon
12:00 to 1:30 PM - Kick Odie off the table and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi
1:31 PM - Remember that Kermit the Frog was going to visit Miss Piggy today
1:35 PM - Realize that Mr. Johnson is eating food at the restaurant that he calls lunch
1:37 PM - Think of a plan to steal Mr. Johnson's lunch
1:38 PM - Watch him again
1:39 PM - Think of another plan to steal his lunch
1:40 PM - Mr. Johnson finishes his own lunch anyway
1:41 to 4:30 PM - Meet Arlene!
4:35 PM - Listen to The Beatles - Revolution
4:50 PM - See Mr. Johnson drive out on the road and to the restaurant again
4:51 PM - Watch some Mickey Mouse cartoons, ha ha ha
5:00 PM - Eat some cat food that Jon bought for me.
5:30 PM - Eat all the food left too in Jon Arbuckle's house.
5:31 PM - Jon puts me on a diet and sends me to this scale, then I exercise
6:00 PM - Bert and all of his friends, including me, come to Miss Piggy, Bert and Ernie's party.
6:00 to 3:00 AM - DANCE PARTY!
1:10 AM - Kermit the Frog goes back to bed
1:12 AM to 1:20 AM - Keep on dancing
1:21 AM - Jon comes in, angry
1:22 AM - Jon sends me to my bed
2:59 AM - Then Jon, Odie, Nermal, Arlene, and Lyman clean up the mess from the party
3:01 AM - Go back to bed anyway. I hate Mondays.