An image of Star appears in a bright filter, showing off her long and flowing hair in the wind of a beauteous meadow. A voice in the distance speaks, elegant and formal.
"And now... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."
The scene changes to Star, sitting in her room in a lounge chair with her legs in a criss-cross position.
(Note: Comments are written in BOLD)
"Star! My cat won't stop eating my turkey, any suggestions?"
"Yes! Don't buy turkey!"
"Allahu Akbar"
Star is now wearing a Arab style robe and a thin towel is firmly wrapped around her head. She also has stubble on her face and an AK-47 in her hands. "What does that mean?"
"STARCO 4 LYFE!"
Star is now back to normal and points at the comment with a bright smile. "Oh my gosh! It's stupidity! I never thought I'd actually see it again! HI STUPIDITY!"
"I have a request... Do not accept this request, do you accept?"
"I feel like I've seen this somewhere before... Hmmmm, probably just Dejavu. And no! I don't accept!"
"Welcome back! ;)"
"Awww! Thank you! It feels so great to be back reading your guys idiotic comments! I missed it so much! And thanks for the winky face!" Star then does a very slow and obvious wink at the camera.
"Can I see your porn?"
Star hugs a folder with the words, "My Fantasies" written on it against her chest and hisses. "No! This is my porn! Only I can see it!"
Suddenly, Marco walks into the room with several hand drawn pictures of him and Star, but in rule 34 style. "Uhhh, Star? What are these?" Star responds by grabbing the pictures and slamming the door in his face.
"Where's Janna?"
"How should I know?"
"I'm a teenager. Can I have some vampire romance plz?"
Star responds by holding up a copy of Twi-light. "How's this?" She then holds a lighter under the book and it catches fire, slowly burning in her hands as a creepy and sadistic smile crawls unto her face. "That's what I thought..."
"BURGER KING!"
"What about it?"
"Dear Star: This is your boss. If you don't respond to this message then I will send you to oblivion because I can do that with my Author Powers. Have a great day! -SonicELITE
"Hi Mr boss dude! Thanks for the raise!"
Star is now floating on a platform her wand created, she looks at the camera with bright eyes, "Thanks for everyone who left a comment! This may be the first episode but that doesn't mean I don't have Facebook. Anyway! If you want to have your review replied to, then press that review button and type away! Also be sure to leave a follow and favourite! Love you all, Bye for now!
The voice from the beginning is heard once more, and piano music plays in the background.
"This has been... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."