Gears of War: Marchus is Still Hungry

a/n Me: Hey guys this is me and I'm back with another one-shot, this time about gears of war

Marcis: Hey! I'm in this story!

Me: Yep1 this is set after gow 3

MArcus : Oh cool so the locust are definately dead

Me: don't be so sure lol read the story! ;)

Marcus: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DISCLAMER: i DO NOT OWN GEARS OF WAR, EPIC GAMES, OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS

Marcus opened up the frigdge and looked around it for food. "DOM! Do we have anymore food? I'm still hungry" Dom was standing next to marcus and laughed.

"Marcus we just ate lunch. If you ate any more you might explode!" Dom replied with a laugh.

"Seriously Dom, shut the hell up!" Marcus remarked. He was still looking the fridge when he looked at Dom and put his finger in his ear. "Anya, is there any food in the cabinet?"

Anya shrugged. Marcus turned around anf pointed at the cabinets.

"Jack, rip those drawers!" Jack began to cut open the drawers looking fdor food. Baird, and Cole came in from the living room. Baird turned to Marcus and said "Marcus, you fat sack of shit"

"Don't make fun of Marcus baby, the Cole Train needs lotsa feul too!" Cole smirked.

Marcus had an idea suddenly. "Guys, lets split up and search fir food. Dom, you and Baid go that way and look, Cole and I will go this way. I have an idea."

Marcus and Cole went downstairs to Marcus's dad's lab.

"Whoa a time machine! You're dad's been pretty busy!" COle shouted.

"Yeah, he built this after we destroyed all the locust" Marcus mentioned to cole. (a/n sorry for any spoilers! :( )

"Alright! WOO! let's do this! Never been back in time before! when are we going."

"HAHAHAHAHA I got your joke. Good joke! Alright, we're going back to before lunch so we can eat lunch again."

"WOO! Dat's a good idea!"

Marcus looked at the time machine and noticed that there was a denver boot on his time machien. "Dammit! they booted my time machine! Now we can't go back!"

"Damn, but who did it it. Wait, Marcus, look over there!" Cole pointed at a fresh emergence hole in the corner that they didn;t see before but now did.

"DAMMIT I THOUGHT THE LOCUST WERE ALL DEAD! COLE WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE AND STOP THEM BEFORE THEY KILL MORE PEOPLE." Marcus was pissed. The two Gears grabbed their lancers and boltok pistols and jumped down the whole.

Marcus and Cole were in the locust tunels killing the locust. They were having fun doing this again. Cole even got to ride a live ticker rodeo style and smiled and had fun doing it. Suddenly a brumak burst through the wall at them.

"OH SHIT!" Cole shouted at Marcus. Good think there was a hammer of dawn on the ground! Cole picked it up and threw it to Macrcus. "Here, use this!"

Marcus pulled the trigger on the hammer of dawn and blew up the locust, including the Brumak. Bits of cooked brimak fell from the ceiling and Baird laughed.

"Hey, you guys wanted mo0re food right? Now you guys can have Locust Steak!" Anja joked.

"MMMMMMM said Cole. "Ribeye, filet minion, prime rib..."

"I AINT EATING THAT SHIT!" Marcus shouted bck.

"You're too picky" Baird said. Everyone laughed and went home.

a/n so yeah if you like that, r&r please, but if you didn't like it you can LOG OUT.