A/N You see I do not understand why we need to do disclaimers I mean everyone knows that Stephanie (sp?) Meyers owns Twilight and New Moon but I am just saying so this is my attempt at a funny fan fiction. PLEASE NO FLAMES…. I am begging you.
(Bella's POV)
I was trying to pull an all niter with the Cullens, but with Edward playing my lullaby it was getting hard to do. I picked up the first thing near me and threw it at him, and of coarse with his good reflexes he caught it. I threw a candle holder at him, and Emmett laughed when I successfully hit Edward in the face, so Edward threw it at Emmett but, he dodged it. It ended up hitting Esme, and there was a lot of yelling. "EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A SERIOUS PUNISHMENT, AND AS SOON AS I THINK OF ONE I WILL TELL YOU BUT AS FOR RIGHT NOW YOU GO UP TO YOUR ROOM. Bella I am sorry but you may not go up there with him he is in trouble." I did not know that Edward would be able to get in that much trouble for throwing that. Good thing I did not get caught or I would probably be banned from the house for a little while.
"What about Bella? She threw it at me first for no reason." Edward said in a pouting voice. Esme just pointed to the stairs and Edward sulked up the stairs to his room. She looked at me with a questioning look, and I knew what she was asking. Pretty much is what Edward said true? All I could do was nod, I didn't want to get in trouble but then again I did not want to lie to her. She looked at me, and winked at me and said "It is okay that you did that it is that Edward knows better than to do that, you were just trying…….umm…..why did you throw it at him again?" She asked me, and I told her everything and she just said "yeah that is the reason you did it and I understand." Then she called Edward downstairs. He came down and shot me a quick glare. I returned the glare.
"Now, Edward I will have the family vote, including Bella, on weather your punishment should be to buy me a new candle holder that matches the one that you broke, or no Bella for two weeks." Esme said and I gasped. I wondered what everyone would choose. I will admit I was scared, because I did not know what I would do without Edward for two weeks. In about two seconds after that was said all of the Cullens were downstairs and saying stuff to fast for my human ears. Damn super fast speedy vampire speaking words thingy stuff magiggy. Alice said that she voted that Edward had to buy a new candle holder and then asked who was with her and everyone raised their hands except Rosalie which I thought I was getting to be better friends with her since Italy, but apparently not. I asked why she didn't raise her hand and she didn't answer at first and Edward yelled at her for ignoring me.
"Oh! Umm sorry I was listening to music I vote no Bella, I mean don't get me wrong but do you really think having Edward buy a new one is going to teach him a lesson I mean we are rich, so don't think I hate you Bella I don't I actually now think of yo……."
"Enough with that we already know that but everyone already voted and I have to buy a new candle holder no re-voting I call."
A/N Okays I know this is short but well I don't really know what I should put and I don't know if this is going to be a one-shot or not. Well I guess it is up to you tell me what you think and if you like I will keep going
remember no flames.