Hey guys! Guess who's back with a TOTALLY awesome new Pokemon fanfic! It's starring anyone's favorite character Sally Hawkins as she travels throughout the region of Unova with her two loser best friends and it's totally AMAZING because it's like written by Sally and like no one else! Who's excited?

Well Sally doesn't want to keep you peepz waiting any longer, so here's the first chapter of Sally's best Pokemon story since "Bulbasaur's Monologue"-ENJOY! : D

Sally's Epic Poke-Adventure by mrsEdwoodcolongrl

Chappie 1: New Beginnings

"Ladies and Poke-men, introducing your new Pokemon League Champion and ruler of the Poke-world…Sally Poke-Hawkins!"

The crowd cheers as the beautiful Sally Hawkins walks onto the golden stage waving to her millions and billions of adoring fans.

"Oh please," Sally speaks all humbly and stuff, "You guys aren't cheering enough! I mean it-CHEER LOUDER YOU POKE-FREAKS!"

The crowd grows silent and all of a sudden everyone's eyes are on Sally just like they should be. Sally stands in the center of the stage and throws her arms in the air. "And now time for my speech, who loves me?"

The crowd erupts into cheers again as Sally takes another bow. She takes out a stack of note cards, as she struggles to keep her amazing tears from like ruining the carpet or something.

"My fellow inferiors," Sally begins, not glancing down at her note cards because she is that amazing, "I am proud to become the most epically epic Poke-Champion ever! And just to let you know Ash Ketchum, Sally didn't have to change her logo, because she already caught them all! Goodnight everybody!"

The crowd cheers as Sally begins to wave sparkle-colored specks of awesomeness from her hands. Feeling daring, she blows the incredibly cute Dragon Master Poke-guy a kiss (what's his name Lance? Idk, but Sally thinks he's cute). Lance catches it and gets into a fight with every single hot guy in the Poke-anime and poke-games. Sally sighs adoringly, "Oh Lance, someday you will be amazing enough to get a date with Sally. After all, I am the champion now...!" Ding-ding! "The champion now!" Ding-ding! "The champion now-ow-ow!"

~dream~dream~dream~

"Wake up sleepyhead!" a blonde girl with extremely pale skin wearing an ugly green hat popped into Sally's view. Sally screamed as she sat up in bed, this girl's bad taste in clothes was seriously giving Sally a serious case of poke-vomiteyetis.

"Who the heck are you?" Sally shrieks, trying her best to imagine this freak not in her perfectly perfect pink diamond-studded room.

"Why I'm Bianca silly, your childhood best friend!" the weird girl replies, getting a little too close for Sally's taste, "Are you ready to go on another Pokemon journey Sally?"

Sally groans as she skips merrily out of bed and tosses her old bed sheets in the fire. "Please tell me this is some sort of terrible nightmare," Sally thinks to herself but Sally thinks aloud so everybody heard what she was saying because that's what 'thinking aloud' means peepz I mean really!

"Nope, no nightmare," Bianca responds smiling about 3.56432451 miles wide, "This is real!"

Sally nods, "Well, in that case-" Sally races around the room and starts to throw things around in an angry poke-rampage. She accidentally throws her pillow at some guy's head that is standing in the doorway, but that is like totally not revelent to the story because this guy wasn't Lance at ALL!

Sally walks over to the doorway and looks down at the guy that was lucky enough to get hit by something thrown in the air by the Sally Hawkins. He groans when Sally pokes him in the side with a stick that she found in the manure pile.

"Hey!" the black haired nerdy looking guy with weird glasses and in need of some serious fashion advice says as he sits up from the floor, "What did you do that for Sally?"

Sally rolls her eyes, "Psh, you guys are impossible. I like already told you that I am a Poke-Master and I don't need to go on this stupid journey that I already know all the details to because I'm the gorgeous Sally Hawkins. So, let's go get our Pokemon childhood friends that I just met five seconds ago!"

"Uh, shouldn't you learn our names first?" the nerdish looking guy states to the ahmazeing girl standing right in front of him that's not Bianca.

"Psh, I already know your names," Sally replies, "But I hate the names Cheren and Bianca, so I'm just going to call you major nerdface and you EXTREMELY needy girl that's not Sally and never will be. Hmm, on second thought that sounds kind of long…but whatever! Let's go my childhood friends so that I can travel throughout this Poke-region and become the Poke-champion again. HURRAY!"

So Sally and the nerd guy and the extremely needy girl go to Professor Juniper's lab after they frolic through the daisies hand-in-hand. Sally couldn't wait to obtain her first Pokemon and her first Pokemon DEFINITELY couldn't wait to have Sally as an amazing owner!

Isn't Sally's life so Poke-fab?

Author's Note: Whoa! That chappie one was out-of-this-world! I can't wait until Sally and the other two insignificant characters go on their Poke-adventure, can you?

Now I don't want anyone leaving comments with the word "Poke" in it. Because your puns aren't original like Sally, so don't even try. Like ever. And if you do, you're all just so jealous of Sally because she is AH-MAZE-ING! : P

So fave and alert and tattoo this poke-story into your mind because it's going to be ABSOLUTELY incredible! Sally out! *heart*