The Secret Life Of Zoe Stewart Chapter 1, a hannah montana fanfic

The Secret Life of Zoe Stewart

By Anna-Morgause

Description: (Alternate Universe Fic.) Zoe's just a normal girl, living in an extraordinary world.

A/N: This is how I picture how the original pitch for, what is know, Hannah Montana would have gone.

Quote of the Day: "Isn't Nick a studmuffin?" –Joe Jonas

Chapter One: Oliver, Do You Wanna Know A Secret?

"Ready, Kiddo?" My Dad/Manger asked me

I nodded, but I wasn't really ready; it was my first major concert

I could hear the audience chanting

"Alexis!..."

"…Texas!..."

"…Alexis!..."

"…Texas!"

I walked on stage, a perfected, fake smile plastered on my face, but even after I got out there they were still shouting my name…

…Well, it wasn't really my name. No, My name is Zoe Stewart, and welcome to my secret life.

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"Man, I wish I could have gone to the Alexis Texas concert last Night!!" My best friend, Lilly Romero whined as she put her curly brow hair in a ponytail. (We were in the bathroom)

"I know," I said, playing along. Everyone my age practically worshiped Alexis Texas, Why shouldn't Zoe Stewart?

"In stead I had to spend the night with Oliver and all he did was talk about Alexis Texas! How beautiful she is, how hot she is…"

I shuddered; My other best friend, Oliver, Smokin', Oken, was in love with Alexis. it made me uncomfortable.

"Isn't her music great though?"

"Yeah, I've always liked her music" That was true, I loved my music

"I know! 'The Best of Both Worlds' is the best song ever!"

I smiled and nodded; I liked some of my other songs better, but Lilly didn't need to know that.

"That's it!" Lilly said, slamming her fist into her palm as a sign of determination, "I'm getting tickets to her next concert!"

I smiled, and played along. There was no way that she was getting Alexis Texas tickets, it was impossible to get them.

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"Zoe, Are you ready to go?!"

"No, Dad!" I called, putting my long blonde wig over my shoulder length, dark brown hair.

"Kiddo, we've got to go, or we're going to be late for the video shoot!"

"Coming!!!" I shouted as I ran out of my, (secret,) closet, my room, down the stairs. Out of the house, and into a limo. "Is Jackson coming?" I asked as I put on my seatbelt

"No," My father told me as sighed in relief, "He did want to"

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"You know I got the best of Both Worlds!"

"Great Job, Alexis!" The, over-enthusiastic, director of the music video told me, "I think that's a wrap!" I smiled at that last bit. The shoot had been taking an eternity "Alexis, I'm telling you, This Music Video is gunna be a hit!"

"Well, you are a great director," I replied. My dad always said that it was a good idea to be nice to people who have video of you.

The director looked at his watch.

"Ooh, I gotta go, Alexis, business meeting." The director said as he headed for the door. "See you at the concert next week! My daughter can't wait!"

"Bye" I said, as the man left.

Briiing-Briiing

My, ancient, cell phone rang, so I answered it

"Hello?"

"Aleexissss" I had to keep myself from retching. It was Traci Van Horn, A spoiled little rich girl that I met at a party once. She had the world's most annoying voice.

"Hi, Traci" I said, calmly. Having a double life made me an excellent actress if I do say so my self.

"Lexxiiii, theres this party tonight at Club Montanaaa, You have to go"

"A party?" I had to admit, Traci got into the best parties

"Yes, Zac Efron's going to be there"

"Z-zac Efron"

"I'll see you there, Lexiiii"

"Traci, Wait! I-"

Click

Well, That was a curveball. I had plans with Lilly later that night…. But what kind of teenage girl would I have been if I said 'no'? Come on, It was ZAC EFRON!

Now, All I had to do was tell Lilly…

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"But, ZoWe always have Movie Night!" Lilly complained over the phone

"It's not my fault that my dad is making me go to work with him tonight." Oh, I was a horrible friend,

"Fine, but, you'll have to make it up to me"

"I will, promise"

"Bye, Zo"

"Bye, Lils"

I had to try hard to not jump up and down, like an idiot; there was no time for that. I had a party to go to!!

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As I walked into 'Club Montana,' my eyes widened. Sure, I had been to Hollywood Parties before, but none like this. It was huge!!! There were all kinds of famous people there, Kelly Clarkson, Jake Ryan, Zac Efron, (!) just to name a few.

I was star struck

"Leexxiiiii!!" Traci said in her slow, but, still High-pitched voice from behind me. "I'm sooo glad you could make it" Her voice made my skin crawl, but since she got me into the party, I tried, and failed, to ignore it.

"Hi, Trace!" I said, fake smiling, "Thanks for inviting me!"

"No problem, dear, now, I've got some people here how want to meet you."

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I yawned as I walked through the halls of Seaview Middle School. I had stayed at the party the night before until 3:00 AM that morning, which, had not only gotten me grounded, but also made me unable to do any of my homework…. So I was going to be double-grounded by my dad when he found out.

"Morning!!" Lilly said chipperly as she walked up next to me.

"Meh…"

"Hey, what's wrong?" Lilly asked in her 'concerned best friend' voice

"I didn't get any sleep last night, that's all" I half-lied, yawning again

"Ooo, that sucks…" Lilly said, patting my back, "But I have Good News!!"

BRIIIING

"Shoot," Lilly said, after the bell rang, heading towards her homeroom, "I'll come over to your house after school and tell you

"Bye" I called after her. I vaguely remember wondering what the good news was…

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"Lilly Alert" Jackson said as he opened out front door.

Lilly rolled in on her skate board

"Hi, Lilly" I said,

"Hi, Zo, I know how you can make-up missing movie night!!"

"How?" I said, going to sit down on the couch, but then Lilly stopped me and held out a pair of tickets.

"Come with me to the Alexis Texas Concert!!!" Lilly shouted as she began happy-dancing

I blinked

What did she say?

"Why aren't you happy-dancing?" Lilly asked, "Didn't you hear? I got ALEXIS TEXAS tickets!!!"

"I can't go" I said quickly as soon as I found my voice… Maybe too quickly

"What?!"

"I-I can't go" I repeated, with less conviction, though

"It's Alexis Texas!" Lilly said, as If I had misheard her or something

"I know… I can't go, though…"

"WHY NOT?!"

Despite my years of acting classes, and double life, I couldn't think of a good reason. I froze up.

"I get it," Lilly said angrily, "You don't want to be friends with me anymore!"

"Lilly, I never sai-!"

"That's why you missed Movie Night, and why you've been so 'busy' lately"

"No, Lilly, that's not true!!"

"Don't Lie to me Zoe Stewart! You are the worst person, EVER!! I HATE you!!"

Lilly stormed off

"Lilly, wait!!" I called after her

It was too late… she as gone…

I moaned as I slumped on the coach

I HATED Alexis Texas.

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I sighed as I went into my dressing room after the show Lilly had invited to me was over,

I didn't see Lilly, but, I usually didn't see many people's faces.

I went into the bathroom and took off my wig… and when I got out, someone was in my room…

and not just any someone…

It was Oliver

"Z-zoe?"

"O-oliver?"

"What are you doing in Alexis Texas' dressing room… wearing her clothes?"

"What are you doing here?" I asked, trying to avoid his question

"Lilly made me check if this was Alexis' dressing room and-Hey! I asked you first!!"

I sighed and put on my wig

"Oliver, I am Alexis Texas"

Oliver's eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted

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End Quote: "Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout', Everybody gets that way!" the Jonas Brothers (…As the Jonas Brothers)