"Austin."
"Yes, Ally?" Austin turned to look at his favourite brunette.
"Do you like me?"
"Oh my God... How'd you know?"
"WELL, YOU WERE LOOKIN' AT ME ALL SEXILY AND CRAP SO I WAS LIKE," Ally responded excitedly, "'YEAH'".
"YEAH!"
"Austin!"
"Yes Ally?"
"I want grass," Austin told her, looking into her eyes as a tear rolled down his cheek. He wasn't sure how he would tell her of his want and desire for nice, soft, green grass. He thought she may have thought he was insane. Maybe she wouldn't love him anymore. That's how he looked at it. He wondered why it tasted so good... Sometimes he thought that maybe he was a pony. He had such an identity crisis. However... If he really was a pony, how would he and Ally be together? How could an inter-special relationship like this work? When you think about it, there are so many reasons why humans and ponies aren't meant to be together. There's the difference in genitilia size, possible diseases you could catch, and most importantly,
humans and ponies have different sauce.
"Would you like to go eat some, then?"
"Oh boy, would I ever!" Austin jumped up and ran out of Sonic Boom, a short brown-haired girl chasing after him.
They hopped away like damn bunnies to a beautiful meadow, and ate all of the grass there was.
"Ally... I really appreciate this," Austin started, "You're really different."
Ally gave Austin a warm smile, "Austin?"
Austin brushed away a tear that managed to make its way down Ally's face, "Yes, Ally?"
"I think I love you," Ally leaned in to give Austin a gentle kiss.
Austin jumped back, "Oh well screw that!"
"OK BUT AUSTIN BABY... Y U NO EAT COOKIE?"
Please don't ask. If your reaction was "What is this-I don't even", then I can't help you because, honestly, that's mine too. Yes, this was incredibly short. I wrote this in like five minutes, so give me a break, bro.
I'm not sure what I just wrote. Well. Sorry for wasting a minute or two of your life. Carry on, then! :D
Chapter two coming soon!
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