The story of Thunder

What happens when I'm bored as fucking sin. It's not entirely Herpaderp. The ending will make much sense. Enjoy...If you like this bullshit...

Teh storeh OF PONEHVILLAH!

OnE dAy iN PwNeHvElLaH, FlUtTeRbItCh wAs FuKiN a HuMaN IN iT's sHItE covEReD ASS! "GODAMM! FUCKING BITCH ASS PUSSY COCK SQUARE GO LIKE THIS FUCKING HURTS!" SaiD TeH DuMb HuMaaN!

"STFU BiTCh!" FLutTerbItch yelled as She EXPANDED HER GIANT COK, KILLING TEH HUMAN IN 2.

"I AM TEH PWNEH!" SHE THEN SAW THIS BLUE FURRED DUMBASS! THUNDER ICE!

"Ey, THUNDEH BITCH! YOU MY BITCH! A'IGHT!" Flutterbitch yelled as her PUBES GREW FUCKIN HUGE!

"fuk ya bitch! i own ya now, so let's fuk In PUBLIC! AND SHIT ALL OVER TEH WALLS!"

"okai!"

SO FlutterBITCH and Thundeh RAN INTO PWNEHVILLE AND STARTED FUCKING AND SHITEING in mouths.

"tis is SOOO TASTEH!"

"IKR?"

"UH AHH OH UH URH HURR DURR ADOFH SEIG HEIL DERP KOKINASS!"

"STFU, BITCH!111!11!11!1!11!SIXSIXSIX!" They finished FUKEN AND SHITEIN' AND PRINCES CLUTLESTIA APPEARED!

"PUSSEH!" Clutlestia yelled with her 10 CAve size PUSSAH!

"HOLY SHIT PISS COCK SUCKER DICK BITCH FUCK WTF BOOM LICK MY ASS AND CALL ME A CUNT! PRINCESS CLUTLESTIA! RUNN BITCHES!"

SO TEHy ran from clutlestia to fuk N SHIT AGAIN! BUT WAS CAUGHT BY LUNAH!

"WERE TEH FUK DO YA TIK YA GOIN, NIGGAS!"

"HOLY SHIT PUSSY!" tHUNDEH YELLED!

tHEN dicky HOOVES arrived to fuk tings UP AND SHIT! "POTATO POWER, MUTHAFUKA!"

DERPY GREW TO A FUCKING DRAGON AND BUNRED PWNEHVILLE DOWN WTH HER POTATO OF SEX!

She ten FUKED THUNDEH AND FLUTTAHbitch AND CUM ON TEH GROUND! tHEN THUNDEH EXPLODED! CAUSING CUM TO FLY OVER FLUTAAhbitch!

"you SOAB!" she yelled AS A HUGE FUCKING FOOT CRUSH PWNEHVILLE!


"AAAAAHHH!" Thunder awoke in his bed, Breathing rapidly.

After catching his breath, He looked around. He was back in his bedroom. He placed one of his hooves on his head.

"What kinda fucking dream was that...?" He asked himself.

"Are you okay, Thunder?" He turned to his side to see Fluttershy laying next to him.

"Yeah, I'm okay, Shy..." He smiled and kissed her forehead, Causing her to smile as well.

"Wh-What was your d-dream about? Can you tell me? I-I mean, If you want t-to, Of course..." She asked nervously.

"Trust me...You don't wanna know..." He chuckled, Turned her around, And kissed her on this lips this time, Making her blush.

Fluttershy turned around, Allowing Thunder to hold her once more in his forelegs. The two smiled as they fell asleep.

Bored...As all fucking sin...You can't blame me...For my randomness... :D

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Okay, Maybe you can.

Possibly the weirdest fucking story I made, With something romantic at the end.

hope you liked...

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If you liked this story, You need help...Well...Actually, I need help, Because I made this...

Meh.