Okay, hey guys I love love love MattxMello. And I love the portrayal of Matt as a cocky bastard, so I'm going to aim for that. Haha And please please please review and tell me what I can do to improve itJ Oh and I don't own anything.
Matt
Fuck Kira. Fuck Near. Fuck the Mafia. Fuck L the most for bringing that bitchy wonderful blonde gorgeous man into my life.
I'm a 23 year old man whose life revolves around a group of overweight lazy bastards who claim they're the mafia. I've seen Goodfellas, and those idiots aren't anything like Robert De Niro.
Number two a psychopath with a godlike complex, who I would like to point out that we have known who it is since the beginning.
The little white puff ball, I have no qualms with really, actually we were rather close when we were younger; however it's Mello's crazy ass that has the problem. And what's his problem is my problem, it's rather unfortunate some of the time; I mean it takes a lot of energy to loathe something with as much passion as Mello does.
And last but most certainly not least mainly because he would never let you put anything before him, that bitchy blonde lover of mine. No seriously fucking whipped, that's me. Yeah I'm man enough to admit it, you would be to if you reaped the benefits I do. If you catch my drift, the man is a sex god; but that's a story for another time.
I'm here to answer the question what Matt would have done, if he had a say in this Kira business. Well it's simple, and it's exactly what I had expected to read in the headlines starring Mello. All I heard from that kid was L this, L that, and once L had made up his mind that Light is Kira; I would have offed him. No questions asked, L's always right and we've never questioned his reasoning.
Besides, I mean come on Mello had always had been an act now think later kind of kid. And leave it to him to take every other illegal action, to try to take down the bad guy in a "justified" way. It makes me smile, while simultaneously breaks my heart to see how much this case is tearing him apart.