4-11-17
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Author's is experimenting some mature scene because of reading too much *cough*smut
Consider this a dream coz uh, it's my first time. I hope i can laugh about this attempt in the far future as i reread it. Lol.
Six impossible things before breakfast
By janahjeanb
Clark loosen his necktie before he sit down and grab his room temperature Chinese takeout. He had just came in from putting out a fire downtown that took half his lunch break. He sniffed at it, wondering again how long exactly before it is consider spoiled. But spoiled or not, his iron stomach can take it.
He look around before he discretely reheat his food with his eyes. Only to drop it on the floor as his JL comm beeped, only after three six bites.
"Fuuu." Clark curse at the last chance he had with a good chinese takeout. He was bending, trying to pick it up when..
"Kent, take your farm boy ass here now!!!" An uncontrollable shouting Bruce Wayne on the comm is not good. Not good at all.
Superman almost teleported at the Batcave on how fast he obeyed the billionaire's command.
He yelp as Bruce throw a 13 year old Clark Kent at him. "Get him out of here. Scold him about crystals not being toys and then Send him home." He said as the two tried to disentagle from each other.
Kent wonder if his young version have only been four years younger, his trouble would be prying the kid off from Im-recruting-you-as-Robin Batman's clutches
Kent sigh, he grabbed the young him in one forearm and then blurred them out of the cave.
"Lemme quess," Kent drawled towards his strangely docile companion as they float. "You were trying to experiment with the crystals properties?" He reminiscince with amusement
Clark throw him a stink eye before he turn green and hastily cover his mouth and moaned. "Please put me down...l'm...air...sick."
Superman give an old man a thin smile when the passerby gape at him while Clark chucked his entire stomach in a nearby bush at the park where they landed.
The older man was alarm when mini-Clark swayed a bit and when Superman touch his forehead, it was way hotter than their normal. His heart sunk, Clark mighr be sick because of the time travel.
"MOM! HELP!" Superman yelled as he bolted towards the yellow house as soon as he landed in Smallville. He have the barely conscious kid in his arm, he lay him down gently on the bed before he spinned into his Clark Kent's homewear. A blue plaid shirt and an old jean.
He tidy anything that he met as he look for his parents from the kitchen up to the loft of the barn. He smacked his forehead when he finally remember where his parents are. He took to the sky.
"Mom! Dad!" He greeted when he finally spotted his parents inside the restaurant. They are done with eating and are about to pay the bill.
"Clark!" They sound surprise in seein him and then please when Clark offer to pay the meal.
"Why are you here?!" Jonathan ask after they hug it out like real men do. He decided that since Clark is here, they might as well admire the car showcase in the next door mall. It is nice to be in the city once in a while.
"You wouldn't believe me." kent replied as he ruffle his hair. "Anyway I'll explain while we are outside." He said as he lead them out, using his height and bulk to good use.
"So it started-" Clark began as they started to walk away from the restaurant.
"-THANKS a lot, Kent!" His 13 year old cut in as he block the path with his arms cross. He was wearing a different tshirt this time. A black tshirt that Clark already quess he pick from their donation box at home which they had been putting off into donating 10 years or so now. To his relief, the boy seemed well.
"How did you know w-where to find us?!"
Clark look at him as if he was dense.
"I follow their heartbeat." He answer succintly. Duh.
Clark smile at his parents and easily went to their arms.
Kent close his eyes in remembrance. He used to do that back before he met Lois. He can pinpoint home by the heartbeat of his parents but now, Lois is his home. Speaking of Lois as his anchor point, he tried to listen to hers and find it alarmingly close.
He open his eyes just in time to witness -
Lois with Jason securely holding her one hand, couldn't resist but be drawn and therefore approach these group.
"So, you're goin to be alright?" Lois asked softly to the kid she had impulsively bought an ice cream.
"Uhm. Yeah," Clark said with a one shoulder shrug. He wasn't a chocolate kind of guy.
Jason licked at his 2nd batch of icecream and the mannerism was clearly that of Kent's. He looked up at Clark Jr equally unimpressed. Blue eyes met identical blue eyes.
Kent was not the only one who notice, he heard his dad sucked his breathe and Martha dig her fingers on Kent's arm.
Lois looked and study the rest of the boy's fam. Her violet eyes met his for a brief moment and then passed it towards his parents.
/Oh Lois!/
Lois meanwhile got a vague sense that the caught-in-a-headlight-deer-guy was familiar but dismiss it considering the male look a LOT like the 13 year old kid who in turn looks quite a lot like her son.
"Oh my name is Lois Lane and this is Jason, my son." Lois belatedly introduce. She caught the silent three way conversation with the eyes, (blinking and closing them), not to mention the expressive face of the man on his prime of the adults batting for the other team. The man on his prime look bout 25 and he reminds her somewhat of Clark with his open look however at the same time he radiate confidence. "I offered your little bro an icecream." She explained
Meanwhile, Jason tugged Clark's hand and show him some money and Clark smile as the two slowly edge away from the adults to buy more food.
Kent squeezed his eyes. "Thank you. " he said softly and with quite dignity "I'm… Charlie King," he introduced before he motion for his parents. "My parents Jon and Martha,"
/Oh Lois! How could you not recognized that it's me?? /
"You little shit!" Kent screamed later as he shook his little bro when he caught him sipping a cup of coffee.
"Uh, do they …?" Lois asked half amused half alarm as the two boys lag behind to do a royal rumble.
Martha seeing the chance to get acquainted with her grandson, give a brief and passing look at the two Clarks. She dismiss them. "Why don't you check them dear and make sure?"
Martha gently ruffled Jason's hair and grab his hand when the boy shyly touch her shirt. "Hey, do you want to watch the car show with me and my husband kid?" She asked with eyes twinkling.
"Bugger off!" Kent said thru gritted teeth when his young version stick to him like tar a little later.
Lois, thankfully seemed to tolerate with grace and humour as little Clark tried to point out his good qualities, imagined or otherwise exaggerated- (like an oily used car salesman even) at her as they walk behind the older couple who were ahead and were already mingling with others in oogling the cool cars.
Kent was turning red and Lois laugh because okey, he just gets cuter. Kent have an unruly mop of soft curls that cover his forehead and ears not to mention he got that college vibe air goin for him. Kent spied a bar in one of the mall's stall and he finally have the means to get rid of his doppelganger.(bear with me? I havent been to a bar in my almost fo- *cough* existence here on earth)
"C-CHARLIE?!" Clark was outraged when he figure out almost too late where his adult version was heading. He grab and tried to make kent stop walking but well, he is not the only guy with Kryptonian strength. Kent was pleased that Clark have caught on the duplicity earlier with the fake names but he was not please enough to have to babysat him.
Lois seemed to have caught on as well and little Clark tried to coax her to the dark side with little puppy eyes.
Lois almost giggle at how little effort Bruce do it. Unfortunately, Lois was immune to it after being douse with it on several occasion by Jason and sometimes by Clark.
Kent smirk at the boy before it fractured as the guard in front ask for his ID!
Clark overheard and was laughing as he went away, to find his parents and tell all about it.
"I'm employed! " Kent snapped at the guard as he open and close the wallet that bear his ID real quick and pushed inside the establishment with Lane behind him.
"Jesh!" Kent said in a huff as he slide into one side of the private booth.
Two hours later…
Kent blinked wondering how he ended up force feeding Lane his tongue as they make out on top of the table.
Lane distract him as she grabbed his nape and push him closer to her. Her other hand had slipped in and slide in happily on his abs and pecs.
"Fuck!!" Kent whispered breathlessly as Lois pinch one of his nipple lightly.
In retaliation, he press and grind his groin at her.
"More," Lois whisper as she frantically peppered Kent's neck with butterfly kisses. "Pleaseee," Lois begged.
That little sob in the end of Lois whimper have undone Clark. His X-ray vision got activated, slipping passed his tight control it hit the poor sprinkler above and it went frizz and with a small pop, it rained water on the clients below.
"What on earth?!" Jonathan cried when he spy his disgruntled lookin son and the thoroughly embarassed reporter walking towards them. They are wearing the bar's tshirts and Kent whose plaid kind of survive by virtue that it got toss under the table in the beginning of their makeout session, was worn on top of Lois'.
"Don't ask," Kent said in misery as he look around at the huge entertainment and amusement zone.
"I- Im goin to look for the kids." Lois said not quietly lookin at the three in the eyes.
Jason and Clark were happily shrieking their lungs out in the mini roller coaster meanwhile. The parents who were loitering and keeping an eye on their kids, watched the two boys in amusement.
"Again! Again!" Jason begged breathless as they get out of the coaster.
Clark's eyes flicker impercetibly as he used his vision to scan the whereabouts of his parents. He watch his twin getting an earful it seemed like.
Jason was doing likewise. "You know," he said conversationally as he shake his head to quit his xray vision since he havent yet mastered how to control that skill," i hate seeing walking naked people!"
It havent occured at Clark at all that the usually quiet and shy kid have this huge secret. And he was flabbergasted, Jason is indifference to the bomb he had just dropped meanwhile.
Clark shakily grab for the younger boy's shoulder and ignoring the latter's whining, Clark carefully focus, grab and zoomed his vision on a cell and dig deeper into its DNA structure. He staggered at what he saw.
"I am your father." Clark said softly looking at the kid with wonder and joy.
Jason cocked his head on one side. "No, Superman is my daddy." He corrected, pouting.
Clark have a silly grin on his face. "Wait here, Ill treat you." He said excitedly as he run back towards the rollercoaster.
Jason who looks like a beautiful boy got the attention of the wrong kind of people and seeing a finally an opportunity, one approach the kid.
"Hi! Your mommy told us to come and fetch you," the woman said in a false cheery tone as she bend slightly to talk down on the kid.
Jason crossed his arms over his chest. "What's the password?" He barked.
The lady left feeling dejected and reported back to her partner.
The man decided that he will just grab the kid and pretended Jason is just throwing a tantrum if he decided to fight.
"Kid," the huge man growled as he grab Jason's forearm. "You-"
"Don't you effin touch him!" Clark interrupted as he grab the stranger's free arm. He look furious. He squeeze the guy's arm with his superior strength when he have his attention.
Clark watched the suddenly sick looking man walked away with a minute fracture line in his arm bone. "Come on kid, let's try the ferris wheel." He cheerfully said to Jason as he show two tickets.
They meet Lois as they visit the snackshop first. Lois reluctantly agree to have them ride the ferris wheel before Lois will leave for her apartment with Jason.
Lois was watching the ferris wheel when someone gently grab her arm. "I bought you a ticket, Lois." Kent told her as he wave the tickets.
Lois raised an eyebrow at his address. "I didnt told you to call me by my first name." she said crankily.
Clark Kent knows Lois and a bitchy Lois is an insecure, vulnerable and confused Lois trying to push people away.
"We almost have sex, honey. Frankly we are passed beyond being Mr.King and Mrs.Lane dont you think?" Kent said with a wink. He was laughing at Lane who seemed flustered at his frankness.
"Ha! This is not the mild manner reporter you talkin to, Lois." He thought as he yank the babbling mess in line at the ferris wheel.
Kent was smiling a shark smile as he playfully tried to touch Lois' knee with his. Lois look at him affronted before she scooted further in the side of the seat.
"Lois! I'm not goin to bite you," Kent said as he rolled his eyes at Lois primness.
Lois snickered at his words. Soon, she and Kent were practically in tears as they laugh until their stomach hurts.
Kent grab the opportunity and use his laser vision to jam the engine just as they were on the very top of the ride.
"Lois,"he said a little huskily as he kiss the palm of Lois's hand endearingly. Remembering that he still havent gone around in obeying his scandalised parents' marching order he began his confession. "There's something i have to tell you. I'm really-" he took a deep breathe.
Lois Lane noticing that she seemed stuck at the moment on the top with one of the handsomest guy she meet grab the guy's hand and planted a kiss on the knuckles. She look at him from under her eyelashes
"I mean I was, at first, really nervous about-" Kent whimper when Lois lick.and sucked a finger into her mouth.
Kent tried heroically to press on despite his growing erection. "Lois, I really need to …"
Lois smile with feminine pride when Kent's resolution collapse like a pyramid of cards especially as she palm his bulge.
"Screw it. I love you,Lo." Kent said before he grab at Lane's chin and give her an open mouth punishing kiss. They have to twist just so they can do it face to face considering they're sitting side by side but whatever.
Lane's moan of need got swallowed by Kent's growl of need as their tongue duel. Kent practically press Lane at the edge of her seat as he grab on both her shoulder.
Lois never felt this good as her eyes fluttered close, just letting the intoxicating drugging feelin overwhelmed her. For some reason, thoughts of silver sheets and crystal come and go in her mind. She nipped at Kent's kiss-swollen lips almost in answer to the power play
Kent ease back and Lois grab his hair as anchor. Kent duck and sucked her neck before he began peppering it with soft gentle kisses.
Young Clark's jaw dropped as he watch his adult self doing lewd act practically above Jason and him. "Tone it down Romeo! Superhearing and supervision remember!?" He hissed embarass at their PDA. He nervously watch Jason but fortunately the boy was too invested in watching a few technician trying to repair the mechanical engine to notice above him.
Lois slowly open her eyes when Kent stop his tender ministration. Lois watch as the heat slowly left Kent's eyes replace the all consuming passion with a smouldering remain
"Lois," Kent began again, almost in a Superman timbre.
"Help! Superman!!"
It was eerie how three identical boys of various ages pinpoint the direction the voice comes from as they look into the far distance with accuracy.
Kent sigh before he surprise Lois with a kiss on the forehead. "Be right back."
Lois was shock as "Charlie" vanish in the blink of an eye right in front of her. Did she just make out with the civilian identity of Superman?!!
"Where are they?!" Kent said twenty minutes later, sounding slightly out of breathe in his hurry to return to the mall. He catched up with his family as they tried to flagged down a taxi.
"Oh honey!" Martha said in sympathy. "They took off the moment they were able to get down from the ferris wheel."
At the Daily Planet, the next day …
Clark Kent adjusted his tie, which kind of become his thing after every costume change back to being a reporter. It was late morning and after he sat on his chair, he began to reshuffle and restack his resources.
"Where'd you get this?!?" Clark was amazed at how perfect his Earthling mannerism is considering that he didnt broke the desk when Lois slammed his head in it.
"Who is your source??!" Lois was practically screaming in his ears, as she vibrate in fury while shaking the Daily Planet recent newspaper in Clark's face.
After the crowd realize it's just Lois and Clark typical shennanigans, the rest of the crew resumed their normal activity.
Clark was thankful that Lois release him as he sit properly and grab the paper. He smile with a job well-done when he saw his bylines in regard to the fire in the mall.
"I didn't even see you there!" Lois exclaimed.
Clark peeked above the newspaper. "You did." He said simply, blue eyes mixing with masculine satisfaction and apprehension. "You even met my parents."
the end -
AN/ NEXT one shot will be full blown copulation. Because this is gonna be my compilation on the road to hell!
In other news, as you can see I,too wonder why i put time travel clark here but seriously this started as nothing but an exercise in free writinf and now its 3k long! What even???
More news, im stressed playing a game of turning faucet off downstair. And faucet water pressure is really low. And it had been a very hot three days now.
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