Hey guys. This is my first Homestuck fanfic ever! Actually, this is my first fanfic at all! So I hope you enjoy, and without futher-ado, A Cat Matter!


Chapter 1

A Cat Matter

Sean Russel, who is 14 years old, and he is wating for school to end. But this is not any day for wating for school to end, this is the day that starts Summer vacation. It is also the day he will commit suicide by letting a car hit him. Yes, you see, Sean never really liked his life. He was the basic nerd of the school and did nothing but play on the computer and read Homestuck. This seemed like a pointless life to him. He wasn't really picked on, like the sterotype nerds in the movies, but if he commited suicide, nobody would have cared anyways. This was a good idea to him, considering it seemed to him he only caused trouble and was clumsy. As he was caught up in his thoughts, he noticed the bell just rang, snapping himself out of his thoughts.

"Have a wonderful summer everyone!" Ms. Esposito said. He was happy that he wasnt going to have this huge bitch next year, god he hatted her, always calling him Mr. russel and saying everything is her fault, even though it was clearly mine. So he just felt like saying "Fuck you, and I hope we never meet again," but he couldn't. so he just left the class.


He called his mom saying he would walk home, and she agreed. He was walking to the highway, because the speeding cars there would be enought to kill him. He was almost there when he tripped.

"Damnit! Of course I'm too fucking clumsy to even kill myself!" He heard a groan and looked down. He was covered in some olive green substance. Then he noticed her. She looked no older than 13 or 14, and she was lying in the green substance. The he noticed her horns and hat. He knew exactly who this was.

"Nepeta?! Wake up, oh gog..." He was scared. He picked her up out of the olive substance, which was now know as her blood. He was rushing her to the hospitial, and he started noticing how many people have seen real life aliens. He stopped, and started to run over to his friends Brian's house. He was a Homestuck expert, hopefully he would know what to do.


"So you found her on the streets?" Brian asked with a confused face. We patched her up with some bandages.

"Yeah, she was lying in her own pool of blood, and i thought you would know what to do..." Sean says looking at him expectantly.

"Well, I can't really help, I mean, Troll physics man. All we can do is wait."


A few hours pass and Sean calls his mom to tell her he was sleeping over Brian's house. She said it was fine. Finally, the time came, and Nepeta awoke.

"Huh, who are you people?!" Nepeta asks in a shaky voice.

"Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you." Sean says.

"Where am I?!"


OH SHIT! Yeah, so I'm hopefully going to do more of these because I actually enjoyed doing this. I know it's short, but it's something right? I would like reviews, but whatever. I'm not going to say "Give me more reviews or follows and I will do the other chapter HUR HUR HUR" No, I will upload when I finish a chapter. And yes my name is Brian, and the Brian in my story is based off of me (bug surprise there) Ms. Esposito is a real person, so search her up and please kill her. I HATE HER! KILL HER NOW! Oh, and Sean Russel is not real, so yeah. Thanks for reading, and bye!