Disclaimer:I do not own Batman. I only own my thoughts.
One day Alfred decided to stop being an old "stick in the mud" and wanted to pull a prank on Bruce Wayne,a famous billionaire. Alfred waited for his chance to pull the perfect prank on Bruce,AKA batman. A few days later Bruce wanted Alfred to make cookies. This was his chance to pull the perfect prank.
Alfred finished the batch of irristable chocolate chip cookies and handed the batch to Bruce (Big mistake). He took a cookie right from the top and bit into the soft dough mixed with a special surprise. He ate one after another without stoping. He ate and ate until there were no more cookies left."MORE!" He shouted and Alfred raced into the kitchen to make another batch. Just before he put them in the oven he added his special ingredient,nicotine, . Yes that's right nicotine. It is highly addictive and was feeding it to the man that has the power to take everything he owns.
All Bruce cares about now is cookies. He has eaten 6 batches of nicotine induced cookies,and he's starting to put on a little weight. It's been 3 weeks and Bruce is huge. He hasn't answered 1 call. The streets are havic cuz Batman has not been partroling the city. Alfred decides to stop putting nicotine in the cookies so batman can partrol the city but he still won't get up so Alfred takes over!